The Official "I'm High" Thread
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
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wait…. this works!? I used to dip but stopped cause its expensive in canada but if I can dip weed and tabaco I might just do it. I know terrible logic but fuck it.
rareison
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Last night I got super ripped with my gf and her dad, he's such a chill sweet guy. He supplied the weed and even offered some for me to keep and offered me some shrooms too. He's just an awesome guy, plus he's fucking hilarious and talks a lot and you can have a conversation with him about anything. He's even growing his own pot plant, and he's like 55. And last night he bought an entire moose off a guy so we were munching out on fresh moose meat, it was awesome.
Sky.
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This I've blazed with dudes in there 60's. I was riding up the lift with a hardcore Asian fob in his 50's he was dressed in straight spyder he asked me where I went to college and about my skis, then continued on to ask if I minded if he smoked, I thought he was asking about Tabasco until he whipped out a pax and had a nice vap sesh with me. I was not expecting that to say the least I got off the lift ripped he said have a nice day I thanked him and parted ways it was pretty awesome.
Sky.
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Sorry for the double post. I don't get riding alone by would much rather ski with a friend whenever my friends bail on me I just bring up a shitload of weed, it's damn near impossible to find a park rat that doesn't smoke. I've made a lot of skier friends by riding up and asking if they wanna burn some dank, about 50% of the time they got their own and we end up throwing in together and get extra zooted. I live in upstate ny here everyone smokes my parents/grandparents do and the majority of my friends family do the same. The more you share the more acceptable weed becomes it helps the fight for legalization one smoke up at a time IMO
Charlie_Kelly
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Preach!
Charlie_Kelly
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Yeah...you mentioned that already...
DMA_Studios
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as of late I smoke about once a week (pretty much every weekend) ever since I started working morning shifts at UPS a month ago (that's 3-9am every weekday). so I pretty much go to bed at 6-8pm every night.
My toly is sooo low now, I get wayyy too zooted off of one hit now-a-days.
Hopefully I'm not breaking some sort of thread rule by not being high right now.
so here's this for those of you who haven't seen it yet.
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Happy Holidays!
My toly is sooo low now, I get wayyy too zooted off of one hit now-a-days.
Hopefully I'm not breaking some sort of thread rule by not being high right now.
so here's this for those of you who haven't seen it yet.
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Happy Holidays!
DMA_Studios
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yes i say toly* in short for tolerance, do you have a problem?
DMA_Studios
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fine, just for you though.
BigScaryLarry
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realizing that i havent hit the inner peace and highness that i was on all summer. missing that feeling where you can just lay down so happy and think about anything. missin my best smokin bro dudes. i am sad
MothaHucker
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I am fiendin to shmrk right about now
Fromunda_Cheese
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so just sitting here playing gta5 after a night of smoking enjoying my buzz and out of the corner of my eye I see something scurry away. I'm automatically like wtf. i look over and it's a fuckin mouse. he dips under my couch in my room. I've now lost sight of him and am stationed on top of my bed with my cat watching guard. Never been this scared help
ScubaSteveFather
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessemfink/your-first-time-getting-high-as-told-by-cats
So for a long time you were all like, “I will never try that stuff.”
But all your friends seemed to be doing it at parties.
You did some research on the subject and ultimately decided you were ready to give it a shot.
You were a major rookie. For starters, you had absolutely no idea how to use this “bowl” thing.
You tried to inhale but it hurt your throat sooo much.
To make matters worse, all your friends were starting to feel it and you were stone-cold sober.
But then, out of nowhere, everything got funny. Like really, really funny.
And suddenly, you had NO IDEA WHAT WAS GOING ON.
AND YOU WERE SO INEXPLICABLY HUNGRY.
So you did the only thing that felt right.
You pillaged the snack drawer
Then you moved on to the fridge and scavenged anything that was (somewhat) edible.
Your friend’s mom walked in and you had to use all your strength to keep yourself from giggling.
You did a good job. She definitely couldn’t tell.
After that, your friend turned on Animal Planet and you were all, “woooooaaaaaaah.”
“Dude, gazelles are like….majestic."
Then someone threw Pink Floyd on the speakers and you were all, “whaaaaaaaat.”
You were having mind-blowing epiphanies left and right.
“The word OK looks like a sideways person. I’ve said OK my whole life and never noticed him.”
But then shit got a little too real.
“The world is so fake, man. Like, what if you’re even not actually real?"
It was a lot to handle.
“Wait, what if I’m not real???"
That’s when you started getting super paranoid.
Which devolved into you convincing yourself you might even be hallucinating.
You could slowly feel everyone around you getting sick and tired of your un-chillness.
After that, you just stayed really quiet for a while.
‘Till eventually, you passed out cold.
Long day. Probably not gonna do that shit again for a WHILE. Right?
Haha, riiiiiiiiight.
(You two weeks later).
So for a long time you were all like, “I will never try that stuff.”
But all your friends seemed to be doing it at parties.
You did some research on the subject and ultimately decided you were ready to give it a shot.
You were a major rookie. For starters, you had absolutely no idea how to use this “bowl” thing.
You tried to inhale but it hurt your throat sooo much.
To make matters worse, all your friends were starting to feel it and you were stone-cold sober.
But then, out of nowhere, everything got funny. Like really, really funny.
And suddenly, you had NO IDEA WHAT WAS GOING ON.
AND YOU WERE SO INEXPLICABLY HUNGRY.
So you did the only thing that felt right.
You pillaged the snack drawer
Then you moved on to the fridge and scavenged anything that was (somewhat) edible.
Your friend’s mom walked in and you had to use all your strength to keep yourself from giggling.
You did a good job. She definitely couldn’t tell.
After that, your friend turned on Animal Planet and you were all, “woooooaaaaaaah.”
“Dude, gazelles are like….majestic."
Then someone threw Pink Floyd on the speakers and you were all, “whaaaaaaaat.”
You were having mind-blowing epiphanies left and right.
“The word OK looks like a sideways person. I’ve said OK my whole life and never noticed him.”
But then shit got a little too real.
“The world is so fake, man. Like, what if you’re even not actually real?"
It was a lot to handle.
“Wait, what if I’m not real???"
That’s when you started getting super paranoid.
Which devolved into you convincing yourself you might even be hallucinating.
You could slowly feel everyone around you getting sick and tired of your un-chillness.
After that, you just stayed really quiet for a while.
‘Till eventually, you passed out cold.
Long day. Probably not gonna do that shit again for a WHILE. Right?
Haha, riiiiiiiiight.
(You two weeks later).
Charlie_Kelly
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I'm high, oh I'm high, HIGH ON THE HOLY SPIRIT. God be great peasants, god be great.
-benedetto
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I'm real hot when I'm heated but I'm real cool when I'm weeded
Peachbutt
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Lately I feel like whenever I smoke I smoke way too much. Last night I was at a party smoking some and selling some, but whenever I sold people wanted to smoke me up. Ended up getting in on maybe 4 bowls and a blunt then decided I was tired and passed out at about midnight. I don't mind getting high as fuck and sleeping but I missed out on most of that party which kinda sucks and this has happened more than once over the last few times I've gone out
DMA_Studios
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snort some riderall.
TACO-DOG.exe
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biggie smalls discography is a go.
