The Official "I'm High" Thread

Shmokin a bewl right now. This shithead kid I know got fucked over hardcore by my school and cops last week. Karma is real as the streets.
 
First off, if you're serious about your girlfriend and she doesn't like you smoking and wit change we mind... And if you're getting caught, just stop now. I kept going and getting caught by parents and girlfriend and had the shitties senior year because of it.

And idk what you mean by "that guy", there are a lot of guys on instagram, YouTube, etc... That dab grams a day and it's not a big deal to do a 30 round gauntlet.
 
illmatic-- in the vape gets me everytime
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i have only really ever smoked joints and bongs and tonight i was like fuck it so i went to the store and got a backwood and managed to rolled my first blunt. blunts are dope.
 
Hahaha shit mane. That reminds me of my friend who once estimated that he rolled 800 blunts a year. Crazy shit. I like blunts on occasion but wouldn't want to smoke them every day (given other options that is)
 
same. I really don't think their that great, just another thing kids do to be more hood. Bong rips of a nice piece are wayyyy better, and honestly i usually prefer a bubbler over a blunt.

On another note, my friend just hooked up with this chick and he wants to date her. Me, him, her and this other girl were kicking it at my hot tub, and we get on the topic of weed. I'm the only one with weed there so i smoked the 2 girls and myself out, while my friend watched since he stopped smoking for school. It got weird when both of the girls agreed they prefer a boyfriend who will blaze with them. Fast forward to the next day, his slam piece (not girlfriend) hits me up saying she wants to smoke me back so we're even. i'm like sure, she comes to my house and we blaze, then she wants to go to my hot tub again and im like sure, and shes like haha i forgot my swimsuit i guess ill just skinny dip. Now i have a stoned hot stoner chick in the nude in my hot tub, but i know i cant do shit as it would be a serious violation of bro code. So we sit there and smoke a bit more, and she tries to sit closer and I lie "well time for me to go pick up my brother", so i'm pretty sure this girl is a sloot for weed, and also pretty sure I'm gay.

#stonerproblems
 
The OP is hilarious. When you're drunk you're fucked up, when you're high you're just fucking high.

Your thread is basically "heeheehawhaw dude I'm so high like bro whoa".

"And if you're under the age of 18 and you think you're super cool cause you started smoking herb and wanna talk about how cool you are... just... dont. "

Pretty much what you're doing.

"Lolzor stories, weird mind trips, funny pictures/videos that are funnier because you're blazed... YES PLEASE!"

OMG LIKE POST THAT REALLY TRIPPY SHIT I'M SO HIGH I SEE LEPRECHAUNS!

I remember my first bowl
 
haha word I've probably smoked like 30 or 40 in the last month of summer, some of the kids I chill with love them, and I like them but after 10 or so it's time for something else for a bit.
 
was not high while thinking about this but

"they're sure are a lot of taco joints around here"

"taco joints"

"taco flavored joints"
 
me and a few broskis scheduled a pick up time and location with a dealer we found on craigslist. We waited for him a few blocks from home.

This was a first time that:

-The dealer showed up early/ontime

-The dealer was not high

-He was an Asian guy in a suit, with glasses, driving a new clean black jeep. (when he pulled up we didn't suspect it to be him at all)

-He was not sketchy in the slightest bit.

-He seemed like a normal person.

-He gave us an extra gram on the house.

At first I thought he might have been a nark. But then I realized that I'm in Washington state, and that a huge amount of people who, a year ago would never touch the stuff, are simply attempting to get in on the monopoly.

I then proceeded to roll then smoke a blunt and forgot where I was.
 
I swear to God I just sprained my eyelids laughing, and I

Blew my mind last night at Lost in Translation.

 
I had a dream last night that my school randomly searched my car like they do in real life all the time and found a bunch of bud. After that, I couldn't get back to sleep so I decided to stay home, do homework and blaze a few bowls.
 
A few years back... a kid in my class had his car searched at our school by a K-9 unit and they literally found nothing but a speck of weed. He was suspended for a few days, and the university that he was planning on going to dropped him because of it.

the kid didn't even smoke at the time, but his brother blazed hard and would occasionally do it in his car.
 
fuuuckkk no more weed for a bit. Just had an interview at a good paying job, and at the end theyre like "And when we decide to hire you, you will need to submit to a drug test" which should be at least 5-6 days from now. I have a clean urine source, but to be safe i'm going to chug water and take vitamin b-50 to not have that suspicious clear piss, as well as

Anyone have tips on successfully sneaking in clean urine? im thinking of using an unlubed condom, tying it off, and duct taping it to my inner thigh. The fake sample will only be about an hour old, so it shouldn't decay at all.
 
It's cold outside. I want to smoke but I don't have a piece.

This is doo doo NS, this is doo doo.

Do I use an apple for the 2nd time in a day?
 
I feel you on this. When i'm stoned i'm always stupidly uncomfortable and overthink everything about women.

On a seperate note, this last summer me and a buddy went out to a house party and as soon as we walked in a dude stumbled up and just gave us a bag of weed. If i had to guess it was probably a little less than an ounce. this dude says to us something like "blarrrg yo duuudes this is the community bag of weed bleaagh" and then proceed to walk his drunk ass outside and puke. anyway, me and my buddy just look at each other and mutually decided that we were gonna go outside and smoke it. all of it. why not?

three and a half hours later we finished it and I was probably the highest I had ever been without dabbing in my life. I walked inside, sat down In a chair in the middle of this party and just sat there. I literally sat there and convinced myself that my whole life was a sham and that i was mentally retarded. i was thinking stuff like "oh, my friends only hang out with me for sympathy" and "my parents arent putting me through college they have been just being nice to me they cant break it to me". It was a really really weird experience to say the least.
 
I'm really tired of smoking alone. 90% of the time I smoke alone. It's to the point where I don't even feel high. It's just meh.

On a positive note I ordered a vape pen online and I am super pumped for it to get here
 
I had a hash pen which is some what similar and all i have to say is be careful i know stoners dont like to use the word addicted but i could not put that thing down it would get me ripped with like a hit and was awesome because i could do it when ever i wanted.
 
this last month after i injured my knee i've been feeling really depressed and lonely.

monday last week i picked up 2 grams of really good oil and a pen to smoke it from. this last week I've been binge smoking staying high almost 24/7 because i could even hit it in my room. I went through gram of oil in 7 days but It's cheap enough i could buy enough oil to stay high 24/7 for month with 100 bucks.

this last week I've been way happier and productive than usual but I don't want to rely solely on weed to be happy. today i didnt smoke at all and this afternoon after physical therapy I've been angry, sad, lonely, and I haven't even started my hw.

Is smoking weed everyday worse than taking anti-depressants and shit every-day?

right now I hate my life, I hate the world, and I'm insecure about everything and it's taking all of my will to not pull out my pen and get high, because i know if I do I'll be happy...

anybody else ever experience anything similar?

 
I have been there - youre probably just bored as shit having to sit around injured all day. If weed makes you happy, then smoke it. After a while you will be healed up and able to do other shit and be active which will probably help with whatever youre feeling.
 
That makes sense. I've gone that past 2-3 years smoking daily except for a month 2 summers ago because I was working as a camp counselor. I kind of want to see how long I can go without smoking to prove something I guess.
 
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