The Official EXCUSE Thread! ...

tell her you forgot to charge your portible cellulaire device last night and that it could die any minute and then just hang up,
 
A quick ten reason:

1 you have call on the other line

2 say someone needs you

3 say your late to something

4 just hang up and if she calls back say you dropped your phone and then keep "dropping it"

5 Tell her you have a girlfriend and she would appreciate you talking to another girl

6 say you feel ill and need to rest

7 make her feel bad for calling you and she wont call again

8 say you have plans

9 tell her you cant talk right now

10 your busy
 
Just to let you know those sucked. say ericpbp is at your house and then she wont want to be associated with you
 
start yelling wierd sounds like shhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHSIHSHHSIHHSIHSIHSIHih

and then yell like shhhh WHAT shhshhshsh I CANT HEAR YOU shshshshhshshs I'M GONNA HANG UP shhhhhshsh BTW STOP CALLING ME, ATTENTION WHORE shhshh

then you hang up....best ever
 
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i had to try it out
 
you could pretend to be more depressed than she is and just make up an obscene amount of shit to whine to her about. emo kids hate when theyre outdone.
 
tell her you really dont dig the emo and you feel that you two just cant get along. she will cry and cry and fuck no more phone calls!
 
you-i have to go

her-y?

you i dont wanna talk abouit it (in sad voice

or you-i g2g

her-y?

you-lets jstu say it envolves a horse and a wrench

then hang up
 
a super conservative girl was call whoring me so i just told her that i just looked at some porno while smoking weed right after aborting a baby. she never called again.
 
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