The Official EXCUSE Thread! ...

[Jake...]

I know every single person who has ever owned a telephone (i think about everyone on this site (house or cell)) has been stuck in this situation. You are talking to some chick, and she just wont shut up. She calls 15 times a day, and you just run out of excuses to get her off the phone. Right now im dealing with a blind date with a hardcore emo that went horribly wrong. ( i am the total opposite of emo, as i thought she was. then we met and oh god.) So this thread is dedicated to help everyone to get these ladies off the phone.

Start throwing out any and every excuse you have herd or used. I will need them, seeing as how if i stop talking to this girl and she stops telling me about her problems she deff could jump. HELP fellow NSers.

Throw out every excuse you can to get off the phone.

This thread should go big. Tell your friends.

 

[lalalalaura]

"i don't like you, stop talking to me"

it's pretty straightforward, why do you need to make a thread about this?

why do people talk to people they don't like at all? that's a question i'd rather read replies to.

 

[snoopy]

or you could add an 'your really nice but..', just to avoid tears

 

[john7elway]

"fuck you stop talking to me you are an annoying bitch"

believe me it works,i had to do it to a girl once because she wouldnt stop talking to me.

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

just scan your calls

 

[StealthSteez]

"be right back" (sound like ur in a panic) (leave the phone) (screams of terror) (hang up) haha leave her thinking what just happened to you

 

[snoopy]

ass

 

[Jake...]

you guys missed the part where she tells about her wanting to kill herself and she needs to talk to me.

 

[StealthSteez]

Although she might kick the stool if she thinks your actually hurt

 

[john7elway]

Dude it was so needed. I would seriously just ignore her, tell her i dont wanna talk to her, and she would still walk up to me every day in class and talk to me.

 

[sexy_skier_babii]

i tell them i have someone on the other line and then hangup.

 

[Elijah.]

tell her that your gay

how could it not work?

 

[Leckett]

brb mormons are at my door again

 

[Jake...]

haha these are good keep it commin

 

[awsomecoolguy]

tell her that you need to go jack off because she isent putting out

 

[wdbo.]

"oh shit! earthquake!"

 

[clarkhamilton3]

on a serious note. i just say i used my minutes for the month

 

[sKILOve07]

hahaha oh no you poor thing... wow, atleast you find this out now before you start dating.. theres no easy way to break it to her. Tell her to get lost, that you never wanna talk to her again.

 

[wdbo.]

then shell proly call you again too find out wut happaend bad idea

 

[Jake...]

i jsut wont answer

 

[sKILOve07]

block her number(s)

 

[Paul-o-Rama]

use caller ID and whenever she calls, never answer

 

[aznpcskier]

mom- "ya umm this girl [blank] called 11 times

me- "in half an hour?

mom- "yes"

me in my head- "Fuck"

 

[Bob_Loblaw]

Just be a dick to her and make her stop calling you. It's more fun that way.

 

[Deafboy]

i never answer the phone, and i cant hear very well on the phone either.

best excuse ever.

fuck you, i cant hear right now.

hang up*

 

[T-Nels]

if she's emo, you should just say JEA a few times to her and shell probably go away.

 

[SkiMN]

if shes emo you're gonna get the tears anyways so might as well go big and really make her cry

 

[Greenish]

just be like, "o hold on a second, my dog just shit on my shoe, you'd best not call here anymore."

 

[SkiMN]

play dead?

 

[Aseets]

Or send her a picture of your dog licking peanutbutter off of your balls. It's a win/win situation, your dog licks peanutbutter off of your balls (JEAH!) and that girl gets freaked out and doens't call you anymore (JEAH!).

 

[duhamelski]

tell her that you have aids and you shouldn't see eachother anymore. that will shit her up

 

[sKILOve07]

haha thats kinda weird...

 

[flippintricker]

cant go wrong with that

 

[samck89]

once i was skiing with some kids and this retarted giuy gets on the lift, he was probably about 40, and he was a nice guy and all but he was very very mentally chalenged. so anyways, he tells us that everybody always ditches him and it makes him want to go really fast and hit a tree or some shit, and it was cool taking a few runs with him, but he wanted us to ski with him all day, and we didnt want him to kill himself so we had to chill with him for like 4 hours. we kept trying to make excuses on why we had to go but he kept shooting them down with shit like "i think im just gonna jump off the chair."

kindof relates to your story

 

[shinobi_man]

u can also try calling her a whore, that always works

 

[wdbo.]

tell er talking on the fone is lame and nobody does it anymore, that fall out boy refuse to use fones because they feel that emotions arnt well expressed on the fone

thats all relying on the fact shes probly a tool

 

[Greenish]

you might also want to take the "I got hit in the throat with a metal frisbee and broke my vocal cord so i can't talk to you anymore" approach... but then she would probably write shit at you... i'd say basically you're fucked

 

[ppcrider]

Just be like "Bitch, stop talking to me"

 

[edmonton_skier]

"listen, i have aids and well.. now you do too...."

end conversation

 

[brit.]

tell her you have a really bad outbreak of chlamydia, and you have to go take your antibiotics.

 

[Notorious_BLT]

tell her ur a tranie

 

[duhamelski]

wow, i just said the same thing like 10 posts earlier

 

[thecoyote]

sorry I gotta go, my mom just got herpes.

 

[pbandj]

thats an attention getter bro, just tell her you have AIDS or a child or something

 

[Vonsweegner3]

Don't try to explain anything, just be like oh shit! I gotta go

 

[pbandj]

exactly!

 

[[~_~]]

1) Punch her in the face

2) "Hold on a sec, I got some emo bitch on the other line"

3) Pee in her butt

4) Punch her in the face

5) throw a shoe at her

6) throw a sloth at her

7) throw a mormon at her

8) go skiing

 

[k2yeags]

"my ears are bleeding" (Click)

or

"hold on a second, i have to poo pretty bad" (then just leave her on hold of the phone off the hook until she hangs up"

 

[rockymountainmilitia]

tell her parents you think shes going to kill herself and that she is putting to much pressure on you. then tell her she needs help and you dont want to talk to her anymore. let her go crazy, her rents will lock her up and your off the hook.

 

[Schoening]

be like hold up a sec.... (yell)YEA MOM???? OK!!!!!. then be like hey sorry i gotta go....

 

[Dr.Dank]

Tell her that your busy getting a bj from a midget.

Bust in her kneecaps

Tell her that you should both kill yourselves over the phone by poisin and when you hear her drink say "APRIl FOOLS" and then hang up. Most likely she wont call you again