The Official Dumb Joke Thread

[CousinEddie]

Title says it all.

Post the jokes that make you fall off your dinosaur and forget to laugh.

And remember...Don't be tardie again or you will be retardie.

 

[CousinEddie]

o and inb4 - this thread

 

[Parrish]

this thre-

oh darn

 

[coopsteeez]

inb4 why did the chicken cross the road

 

[ORDEAL]

What's red and dances all around?

A baby on a barbecue

What's the safest way to play with a baby ?

With a condom.

What's red, screams and goes around in circles?

A baby with its foot nailed to the floor.

 

[Rialb]

What noise does a baby make in a blender?

I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

 

[Jaimee.]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree?

It was stapled to the dead one.

 

[1337]

most of these are terrible anti-jokes

 

[jibmeisterflex]

whats worse than the holocause?

a worm in ur apple

whats worse than a worm in ur apple

half a worm in ur apple

 

[footcrunk]

whats red and smells like blue paint?

red paint.

 

[Jeffmnicholas]

Person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke?

Person 2: sure

Person 1: ok you start it

Person 2: knock kno.... wait a minute

 

[lands11]

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

 

[CAPITA-DEVOURS]

i have the best knock knock joke ever.you start.-person A"knock knock"-person B"whos there"- person A..............................

 

[m.brus]

Why did the turkey cross the road? The chicken had a day off

 

[Inline.]

THIS IS NOW THE OFFICIAL DUMB THREAD THREAD

 

[el_mn_op]

Does your face hurt? CAUSE ITS KILLNG ME!!

hahahahah

 

[TechnoPotamus]

What did the 0 say to the 8?
-nice belt!

 

[ORDEAL]

Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?

So you can watch its eyes while you masturbate

I feel really bad posting these

 

[PJS.]

you probably should

 

[steezy_conmaster]

-knock knock

-whos there

-FUCK OFF

 

[Deezy]

why did princess diana cross the road?

she wasnt wearing a seatbelt.

 

[broto]

why are there fences around the cemetery?

-because people are DYING to get in!!!!111

also, anti-joke alert:

why did the plane crash into the mountain?

-the pilot was a loaf of bread

 

[soulskier]

two goldfish are sitting in their tank, one says to the other "you man the guns, i'll drive" probably my favorite joke of all time