The Official Bryan Gallant/Sam Caylor Search Party Thread

Danger.

Danger.

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This thread has one goal...to locate the two notorious and priceless members of NS.

Let the searching begin.

(P.S. this thread can also be used to remember the times of the get sam caylor a girl club)
 
You guys are all wrong about Sam. I have his cellphone number. He is the Baron on here, but he doesn't get much chance to get online. I talked to him earlier today on MSN though. He's on the West coast, in the Portland/Seattle area working up and down that whole stretch making like 35K a year. Yup. That's where Sam is...sorry Caleb, I have to steal your prize.
 
There was some shit talk going down about Bryan Gallant a long time ago that was fucking stupid and moronic. After he made a post on anything be it an opinion or just trying to clarify something he'd get ragged on. It was fucking stupid because back in the day when NS was 5000 members and going strong he had his own website and was trying to get shit done for skiing. Represent mother fuckers.
 
I remember gallant up at wawa, I think he lost his sponsership from the mountain 'cause he didn't deliver or something I don't know from I've seen/heard he was a total dickus
 
i found him, still laying down on that box!

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haha I think you missed when Sam turned into a sexy chick magnet. I heard Bryan Gallant is living in South Africa at some retreat or something.
 
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What the fuck? Everytime I make a Bryan Gallant thread, it gets deleted. I've made at least 3 this month and they've all been deleted. So I'll just use this one. So here I go...ahem...

You are a big piece of shit Bryan Gallant.

Look at you and your little outfits and your tiny muscles, flexing in the mirror for all of newschoolers.com.

What? You have smoked weed before? Maybe you should flex your tiny muscles some more.

If I was gay, I wouldn't be attracted to you, because you are a piece of shit.

You are the biggest badass I've ever seen. Ever. And I went to the Inter-galactic Men's BadAss Competition, hosted by Alpha Centauri. There were 15 billion Badasses present, and you are more badass than all of them.

I've said it a million times, and I'll say it again: I hope you get constipated and have to go to the hospital to get it removed.

Tell me again how good you are skiing, my penis isn't quite hard enough you piece of shit.

I told a story once, a story of Bryan Gallant. I won't retell it here, its much too emotional and involved. But the synopsis is this:

I was skiing at Blue Mt.

Doing tricks off jumps.

Bryan Gallant showed up.

Bryant Gallant danced around in a strange fairy outfit.

Bryan Gallant went around touching people's bums.

Fin.

I hate you, you piece of shit. Someday, if I ever meet you, I'll greet you politely and make small talk. Then when you start walking on your merry way, I'll throw a pop can at your head and kick you in the small intestine. With Nike hightops on. I can't wait.

Where do you get off flexing in front of the mirror for newschoolers.com. You are Bryan Gallant, and you will get constipated. And I can't wait. You piece of shit. You make me want to swear at you in Spanish.

Puta la wea wevon. No tienes la habilidad a esquiar con los ninos. A veces, te quiero a luchar, pero antes de hacerlo, Pienso: Espera, el es Bryan Gallant. Me carga este Bryan Gallant, y estoy seguro que teneria problemas con constipation. Que una partido de mierda. Oja la que lo esta liendo, porque te lo queiro saber que te me cargas.

One of these days Bryan Gallant, straight to the moon.
 
Bryan isn't hard to find, I still talk to him from time to time, he's at College in Colorado . Sam is aronud from time to time, but I miss the days of is fame on NS....

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that is a picutre I made for him a few years ago.
 
The person I miss the most though is without a doubt Andy Lempke. He was the man, always super helpful, and always one to rag on someone for doing stupid shit.

Andy, I know you still browse NS from time to time, so if you see this, hit me up.
 
when i joined ns, there was such a hype about teddy knape and sam caylor being fat. i never caught on but i figured that teddy knape=god and sam caylor was fat.
 
those ass holes laughin in the back ground they should be shot. adn i wonder how high those skis flew in the air looked like they were goin to go for a while.
 
ya, what's funny is there actually are 2 Bryan Gallants who used to ride Loon and Wavterville all the time, mainly the one who is your coach, but also the otehr, more well known on this site, bryan gallant.
 
if you said anything incorrect about computers, he was sure to jump in and rip you apart.
 
only for image tage, links are just done autmatically, text tags are html still.

How's life, are you still in school or have you moved on?
 
Yeah I'm still in school. I fucked up so I'm still going.

I still browse NS every once and awhile, but my job makes it so I can barely ski, so it kind of sucks to read about skiing and wishing I could get up to the mountain.
 
haha i met bryan gallant once and he seemed chill, but i remember back in the day when all of NS totally hated the kid, he was like lil_gordian or somethin, because everyone just talked shit to him, now its funny cause noone on here remembers that time and everyone knows him by his video of him eating shit, and not the kid that everyone talked shit to
 
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