The Official asian_allen Appreciation Thread
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reverendwrong
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first off, please get all that pee out of ur butt.
second, u really think just cuz u live in summit county/san diego u think ur better than everyone "omg i can surf and ski and im halfway deece at both omfg i am the shit come over here and suck my dick" honestly we dont need to sit here and compare trick for tirck whos better, we have some of the sickest skiers on earth, and you have a few more, u live in the fucking mountians and the area with the best parks on the planet, so were not as privileged as you are with our parks but we overcome 200ft "mountians" and parks with jumps and rails that are pathetic in size and quality that yours, ur saying just because we cant ski breck everyday we should just hole up and die. Honestly ur wack as fuck dude. I am in no way saying your a terrible skier/surfer but we can all agree that ur a fucking douchebag and u need to shut the fuck up, im suprised Mr. Bishop hasnt picked u up and put u on the ban wagon.
U say we should come out there to prove to you our worth, mabey u should come out here and really see some ppl hving fun and throwing down harder than you could ever believe
as a parting note: most of the urban in turbo was shot in MN and ohio, if todd walnuts knows MN is where its at mabey u should too.
second, u really think just cuz u live in summit county/san diego u think ur better than everyone "omg i can surf and ski and im halfway deece at both omfg i am the shit come over here and suck my dick" honestly we dont need to sit here and compare trick for tirck whos better, we have some of the sickest skiers on earth, and you have a few more, u live in the fucking mountians and the area with the best parks on the planet, so were not as privileged as you are with our parks but we overcome 200ft "mountians" and parks with jumps and rails that are pathetic in size and quality that yours, ur saying just because we cant ski breck everyday we should just hole up and die. Honestly ur wack as fuck dude. I am in no way saying your a terrible skier/surfer but we can all agree that ur a fucking douchebag and u need to shut the fuck up, im suprised Mr. Bishop hasnt picked u up and put u on the ban wagon.
U say we should come out there to prove to you our worth, mabey u should come out here and really see some ppl hving fun and throwing down harder than you could ever believe
as a parting note: most of the urban in turbo was shot in MN and ohio, if todd walnuts knows MN is where its at mabey u should too.
snowbladesforlife
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That sounds kind of hypocritical with all the shit talk and sizing up you've been doing. That's the way the world works, get over it.
And those transplants are exponentially better because they moved out west.
And those transplants are exponentially better because they moved out west.
snowbladesforlife
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Finally someone gets it. And Summit County doesn't have 'just a few more' people who throw down. You need to get over yourself.
paulbunyan
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are you ceral? he needs to get over him self? look at all your gay ass ranting. get over yourself take the dick outta your butt and enjoy skiing as it is. all your gay ohhh midwest sucks is bullshit. for our parks i guarantee that we have just as good of skiers as you. come here see how skiing should be where everyone gets along and all skiers are one big group not little small freind groups.
JonathonChandler
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you dont argue with asian_allen. he is right about everything. no joke
Campeador
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Cool dude, you live right next to the beach surrounded by the most stuck up people on the planet. Southern California might be nice scenically and have nice weather, but the people that live there are the scum of the Earth, I should know I use to live there. Not saying everyone is, but its the general vibe, so its no wonder you probably fit in perfectly. You're probably the biggest kook out in the water.
Enjoy your crowded as fuck waves homie. Since you're so hell bent on claiming I'll do some of my own. I have a house minutes away from one of the best breaks in Costa Rica, where a crowded day is 5 guys out. Not to mention the waves just a drive away at Playa Negra, and Witch's Rock for the day trip. Your San Diego waves aren't shit, and with all the kooks like you out there, its barely even worth paddling out. Hell, I'd put money on the fact that my old man could out surf you. To put in in terms that you understand, the shitty waves you ride, to me, are the exact same as the way you describe midwest skiing. People make do with what they have, and they usually appreciate it a lot more than spoiled fucks like you. The only decent place to go where you're at it is up at Tamaracks in Carlsbad.
I'm curious to know if you're parents are paying for your ocean front place, those certainly aren't cheap. You probably go to SDSU, where stuck up rich kids from California go in the vain hope that living by the beach will make their lives less pathetic.
Enjoy your crowded as fuck waves homie. Since you're so hell bent on claiming I'll do some of my own. I have a house minutes away from one of the best breaks in Costa Rica, where a crowded day is 5 guys out. Not to mention the waves just a drive away at Playa Negra, and Witch's Rock for the day trip. Your San Diego waves aren't shit, and with all the kooks like you out there, its barely even worth paddling out. Hell, I'd put money on the fact that my old man could out surf you. To put in in terms that you understand, the shitty waves you ride, to me, are the exact same as the way you describe midwest skiing. People make do with what they have, and they usually appreciate it a lot more than spoiled fucks like you. The only decent place to go where you're at it is up at Tamaracks in Carlsbad.
I'm curious to know if you're parents are paying for your ocean front place, those certainly aren't cheap. You probably go to SDSU, where stuck up rich kids from California go in the vain hope that living by the beach will make their lives less pathetic.
ECfreeski3
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you are the world's premier claimer. you literally never miss a chance to tell people (ONLINE) how good at skiing you are. you must be a really well-rounded person if you need to claim your skiing online so much
ECfreeski3
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and sorry for the double post but i cant believe mods will delete some of the shit they do when they dont delete shit like this. all it is is 3 people including asian allen e-shit talking NONSTOP while continually claiming they dont care and arent offended
ECfreeski3
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i didnt even make fun of him. i merely stated a fact, he claims all day long
ECfreeski3
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okay yea i forgot that last sentence about not being good at other stuff. my b
ECfreeski3
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thats it, you and i are gonna have to have an intelligence/looks/getting girls/halo/drinking beer contest. and i am PUMPED
ECfreeski3
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well no offense but you started this thread, so youre part of the asianallen/drew e-love circle, so we have reason to believe you might be biased
ECfreeski3
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thats crazy you said that, i was gonna say, ill def concede the skiing/claiming contest haha
ECfreeski3
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god im so glad this had a happy ending
ECfreeski3
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ah well todays the first time i looked at this thread my b
snowbladesforlife
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I'm not going to lie, I am not the best surfer, there are far too many people out in the water that can school me. Considering you get what, 50 days a year in the water, I can say that I'm probably better than you. You're saying Tamarack is the only decent place around me, that makes you a kook. There are 10 solid reef breaks and a couple good beach breaks within 5 or 6 miles of my house.
Parents definitely aren't paying the rent and it's not too bad when you live in a shitty place. Even though I don't work till noon each day I can still pay $600 for rent. Looks like your parents are still paying your way and the whole 'I have a house..." your parents have a house claim master.
Yea I'm a communications major at SDSU, I got 900 on my SATs and barely graduated. That's just the slutty girls at the bars. Give me a fucking break, get off your high horse. Aren't you going to to like Oregon State, that gives you very little room to talk.
I might not even ski this year and I'm fine with it.
Parents definitely aren't paying the rent and it's not too bad when you live in a shitty place. Even though I don't work till noon each day I can still pay $600 for rent. Looks like your parents are still paying your way and the whole 'I have a house..." your parents have a house claim master.
Yea I'm a communications major at SDSU, I got 900 on my SATs and barely graduated. That's just the slutty girls at the bars. Give me a fucking break, get off your high horse. Aren't you going to to like Oregon State, that gives you very little room to talk.
I might not even ski this year and I'm fine with it.
Campeador
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While the waves are there, the crowds of fags like you who think they're the shit on their new channel island boards make it not worth it. I'd rather ride a mediocre day anywhere, even in cold ass water on the Oregon coast, then paddle out into the 30+ dude san diego sausage fest you call the line up. While I only log in around 35 days a year, each of those days is worth at least 3 of yours. Even by the slim chance that you can pull off more fancy maneuvers then me (making you a better surfer of course) I can take comfort in knowing it doesn't matter since I'll always have a better time than you. And I meant Tamaracks was the only decent place because its the only one where I've had any fun. And while it is my parent's home, I'm free to use it whenever. And, though its none of your concern, I probably earn more money renting that place out online then you do at whatever barely above minimum wage job you work. It'd be scary to see how much of shit pile your beach front place is if it only runs you $600. Thats what people pay around here.
And no, I'm actually going to U of O. On a near full ride no less, but that's irrelevant, I could've gone to any UC except maybe Cal. Even OSU is probably better then wherever the hell you went. I find it slightly creepy that you would remember a detail like that, if you surf so much why don't you have a life? You obviously have a lot of frustration to vent. Hopefully you get swept out to sea one of these days so none of us have to read any more of your bullshit.
And no, I'm actually going to U of O. On a near full ride no less, but that's irrelevant, I could've gone to any UC except maybe Cal. Even OSU is probably better then wherever the hell you went. I find it slightly creepy that you would remember a detail like that, if you surf so much why don't you have a life? You obviously have a lot of frustration to vent. Hopefully you get swept out to sea one of these days so none of us have to read any more of your bullshit.
snowbladesforlife
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The waves were good this morning at Blacks, too bad my favorite 100 bros were out, at least there was good amount waves to go around so no one was hassling each other.
Right in front of my place really isn't that crowded. The same number of people as central CA, except better waves and warmer water. And I don't live ocean front, I live about across the street, 100 yards away. Even if the floors were made of shit you couldn't get a $600 place in socal.
35 days a year doesn't even make you a weekend warrior, it just makes you a fucking kook. I'm tired of people saying well they might not be as good or get as much time in, but they have more fun. What a fucking copout, you really should rationalize your lack of skills or subpar situation further. I'll probably get well over 200 days in the water this year and that is with the shitty ass summer we had back at home and no I don't longboard. Those days aren't let me get wet for an hour before work sessions either.
What's wrong with CI? I don't own one, but there are way more overpriced, pop-out, epoxy, shittier boards available.
You earn more than me because you rent out your parent's place? Next time make some sort of logical, coherent argument. I could make a shit ton of money renting out my parent's place too, maybe if you weren't a dick, you would give them the money for letting you stay there for free.
Don't worry my career path and options are far brighter than yours will ever be. When I was younger I was all about harvesting and hoarding money, but at a certain age you realize that just making enough to live comfortably and doing what you want to do is enough. What is the point of making 250k if you can't ski or surf everyday? 90 hours of anything a week is bound to get boring and mundane. There is no point in wasting your early twenties on some bullshit job just to get paid. When you look back at 50, are you really going to be that much happier than your retirement account is 18% bigger, or are you going to realize you squandered some of the best years of your life. No I might not be able to afford new boards every month, or run up triple digit bar tabs every weekend night, but I make enough to do what I want surf everyday.
I'm sorry that reading something and remembering makes me creepy, I guess you won't be creeped out by the kids out your continuation high school of a college. I could have probably gotten into every UC too, except my only extra curriculars were skiing and surfing.
Nearly every post you make regarding some event or policy is just a complete rehashing of your parent's thoughts. Just because you tweak them a little bit doesn't make them novel viewpoints. You can really tell when someone has nothing smart to say so they just rephrase someone else's views.
And if my life is so pointless, why the fuck are you arguing with me.
I just wrote too much, I'll be surprised if anyone reads that, I forgot what I was writing about. Oh yea, 35 days a year, fucking kook. You're not a surfer. Enjoy surfing with every floridian douche in Tamarindo cocksucker.
Right in front of my place really isn't that crowded. The same number of people as central CA, except better waves and warmer water. And I don't live ocean front, I live about across the street, 100 yards away. Even if the floors were made of shit you couldn't get a $600 place in socal.
35 days a year doesn't even make you a weekend warrior, it just makes you a fucking kook. I'm tired of people saying well they might not be as good or get as much time in, but they have more fun. What a fucking copout, you really should rationalize your lack of skills or subpar situation further. I'll probably get well over 200 days in the water this year and that is with the shitty ass summer we had back at home and no I don't longboard. Those days aren't let me get wet for an hour before work sessions either.
What's wrong with CI? I don't own one, but there are way more overpriced, pop-out, epoxy, shittier boards available.
You earn more than me because you rent out your parent's place? Next time make some sort of logical, coherent argument. I could make a shit ton of money renting out my parent's place too, maybe if you weren't a dick, you would give them the money for letting you stay there for free.
Don't worry my career path and options are far brighter than yours will ever be. When I was younger I was all about harvesting and hoarding money, but at a certain age you realize that just making enough to live comfortably and doing what you want to do is enough. What is the point of making 250k if you can't ski or surf everyday? 90 hours of anything a week is bound to get boring and mundane. There is no point in wasting your early twenties on some bullshit job just to get paid. When you look back at 50, are you really going to be that much happier than your retirement account is 18% bigger, or are you going to realize you squandered some of the best years of your life. No I might not be able to afford new boards every month, or run up triple digit bar tabs every weekend night, but I make enough to do what I want surf everyday.
I'm sorry that reading something and remembering makes me creepy, I guess you won't be creeped out by the kids out your continuation high school of a college. I could have probably gotten into every UC too, except my only extra curriculars were skiing and surfing.
Nearly every post you make regarding some event or policy is just a complete rehashing of your parent's thoughts. Just because you tweak them a little bit doesn't make them novel viewpoints. You can really tell when someone has nothing smart to say so they just rephrase someone else's views.
And if my life is so pointless, why the fuck are you arguing with me.
I just wrote too much, I'll be surprised if anyone reads that, I forgot what I was writing about. Oh yea, 35 days a year, fucking kook. You're not a surfer. Enjoy surfing with every floridian douche in Tamarindo cocksucker.
eastside
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california is the fakest piece of shit in the u.s. everyone who's from a shitty state, and hates it there, moves to california,thinking that they are the shit because they live in "calli" and you are obviously not from california. have fun thinking you are the shit while you're waiting in traffic on i5 with the richest, fakest people on earth.
snowbladesforlife
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What's that like the 6th time you've used that comeback in this thread.
Look at your life.
What have you done that's so great?
When's the last time you even got a hand job?
Look at your life.
What have you done that's so great?
When's the last time you even got a hand job?
mmallender.
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very true, Im surprised that snowbladesforlife hasnt just given up yet, hes fighting a losing battle, everyone is hating on him. Its turned from asian_allen appreciation to hate on everything that snowbladesforlife says. Not that the shit hes said hasnt given reason to hate, but I almost feel bad for so much hate being spewed towards one person, regardless of how much they've earned it.
snowbladesforlife
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asian_allen has a lower level of accomplishments than a real person.
snowbladesforlife
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False.
Campeador
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That was a whole lot of effort, I hope you're not getting offended. You seem obsessed with labeling me as a kook, I was only calling you one because I know you're enough of an idiot to let it get under your skin. Being able to comfortably ride overhead and the occasional double overhead waves comfortably is enough for me. I feel like a month's worth of surfing a year is decent by almost any standards, except maybe not to a stuck up faggot like you. There's nothing impressive about being a mediocre surf bum, learn some humility. Anyone can move to Hawaii or Southern California and do what you do. Perhaps one day I can become a "surfer" like you and earn my bragging rights hahaha. Oh shit, I only skied like 65-70 days last season! I must be gaper, fuck! If only I had logged in 200+ I'd be a true skier.
And you said that I keep the money that I earn? I do it as a favor for my parents for being so cool over the years, like letting me live at Squaw my whole junior year of HS, so your Carpe Diem argument really don't fly with me homie. I don't know how you ended up off on a tangent talking about that. And if you needed extracurriculars to get into a UC you already didn't have shit going for you. Its starting to sound like even SDSU may only just barely be within your reach. Maybe you should consider that communications major, it'll be quite the step up from whatever shitty job you have (I wouldn't be surprised if it was sweeping floors at In'n'Out).
And I'll conclude by saying that I only began arguing with you to channel some of my boredom. Its finals week and I needed some kind of distraction from all these essays I've been writing. Muchas gracias for the amusement you've provided me.
P.S. I don't surf at Tamarindo. I go there to party and bar hop with my good friend that lives there. Nothing like taking some hot Canadian tourist girls back to his place and getting these girls to skinny dip for us in his pool while we puff on Cuban cigars. That dude is the only person I truly envy. Man, I've had some epic nights there, I'm going to CR again in a couple of weeks I'm so stoked. Just mentioning Tamarindo makes me get all nostalgic and shit.
Have a good life homie.
And you said that I keep the money that I earn? I do it as a favor for my parents for being so cool over the years, like letting me live at Squaw my whole junior year of HS, so your Carpe Diem argument really don't fly with me homie. I don't know how you ended up off on a tangent talking about that. And if you needed extracurriculars to get into a UC you already didn't have shit going for you. Its starting to sound like even SDSU may only just barely be within your reach. Maybe you should consider that communications major, it'll be quite the step up from whatever shitty job you have (I wouldn't be surprised if it was sweeping floors at In'n'Out).
And I'll conclude by saying that I only began arguing with you to channel some of my boredom. Its finals week and I needed some kind of distraction from all these essays I've been writing. Muchas gracias for the amusement you've provided me.
P.S. I don't surf at Tamarindo. I go there to party and bar hop with my good friend that lives there. Nothing like taking some hot Canadian tourist girls back to his place and getting these girls to skinny dip for us in his pool while we puff on Cuban cigars. That dude is the only person I truly envy. Man, I've had some epic nights there, I'm going to CR again in a couple of weeks I'm so stoked. Just mentioning Tamarindo makes me get all nostalgic and shit.
Have a good life homie.