The Official asian_allen Appreciation Thread

[Duncan*]

 

[inactive]

Would you fuck me? i'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard

 

[comeatmebro]

no homo?

and my like for him went slightly up from that last post hahahahaha.

 

[Leo.]

hahahahah the second i saw you replied to that post i was hoping you would say just that. perfect response.

 

[laurence^]

its kinda gay that im reposting but honestly this whole "taking kids too seriously on ns" shananagan is getting really fucking old fast, doesnt mean people can be annoying and obnoxious, i know this place is swarming with 11 year olds but once those are fished out there are quality posts and saying taking ns too seriously is lame...yo wtv asian allen promised he would skate with me if he came to mtl because i would buy him a poutine so im cool

 

[skiizy]

umm... not a big fan normally his posts are aggrivating, but every once in awhile i get a chuckle

 

[chames]

this guys where its at. i laughed so hard at his arugment in some thread with asian. something about how no girl wants to get a finger in the butt from a 5'6 asian rollerblader.

 

[chames]

i didn't know it was possible to have eheath's dick that far in your mouth

 

[eheath]

Going to go ahead and say thats the first time i have ever heard that.

 

[snowbladesforlife]

Don't worry, you'll get a blow job at some point, you'll just have to pay for it.

 

[zylstra]

llols funny thread

 

[i.ski.troll.]

JEAA

 

[AhrenStein]

cocky Asian homo

 

[paulbunyan]

except hes not cocky at all probably one of the funniest kids ever to ski with haha or skate

 

[TerminatorX]

allen and eheath are awesome. i love it when they are assholes. you can

tell everyone takes ns too seriously when karma is mentioned in every

thread, but they just dont give a fuck and they have more karma than like 90% of ns.

 

[dbchili]

where is "why_so_serious" man when you need him?

i appreciate his sense of humor

this asain allen man, his sense of humor seems more like a sack of bricks hitting your crotch, which I do NOT appreciate, although some may beg to differ...

 

[T.Spliff]

asian_allen is by far my least favorite member.

 

[Aaaron.]

 

[Aaaron.]

 

[Aaaron.]

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triple link failage!!

http://www.bighugelabs.com/flickr/output/motivator1055836.jpg

 

[StanMcStanson]

So you think someone saying "why so serious" in every thread is more useful than someone who replies to controversial topics, and expresses his opinions?

 

[Holte]

I like him, but you definitely need to have a dry sense of humor to understand him.

 

[dbchili]

i think anyone who takes this site too seriously needs to have their brain checked yes...

i think in almost every interview this year some pro or am has commented on how much people hate on each other in this industry for ridiculous things, take a prozak and wait for the snow to fall

 

[Aaaron.]

http://www.bighugelabs.com/flickr/output/motivator1055836.jpg

 

[StanMcStanson]

I agree that this site has an unchecked flow of hate, but it's nice to actually have a discussion about something, instead of inane posts that all amount to nothing.

 

[Aaaron.]

http://www.bighugelabs.com/flickr/output/motivator1055836.jpg

 

[Bab.]

depends if hes seiours or not, cause seriousness seem to be one of his most favoritest hoby.

 

[Aaaron.]

oooh quadruple fail!

imma go ahead and call

FIRST.

 

[Peter.]

get out now please

 

[MCIRONCOCK]

NSG IS SRS BIZNESS

 

[Aaaron.]

get your finger out of your bung

i fixed it

 

[Peter.]

terrible picture, and bung? are we in 2nd grade? awful comeback

 

[Aaaron.]

not even joking brah....

why so serious?

 

[Tinga]

oh allen i love. our apartment is going to be epic this year and such. but i kinda feel bad knowing you ecause i feel like i should stick up for you and youre uniqueness cause youre awesome.

dont worry i remember to call no homo im safe.

 

[BMB]

he's not too bad

 

[Aaaron.]

so that makes it a pentuple fail

FIRST

 

[B-VUR]

If you filled a bucket with chode cum it would be just as cool as allen.

 

[Tinga]

how big of a bucket are we talking here?

 

[B-VUR]

pretty big.

 

[Tinga]

like a gallon or a liter?

 

[B-VUR]

LIke 2 gallons

 

[Tinga]

wow thats a big bucket of cum. now shut the fuck up!

 

[B-VUR]

Ur gay.

 

[ogfeez]

never EVER... say the word "giggle" again.

 

[Crack.]

SO MUCH HATE! EVERYBODY JUST LOVE EVERYBODY. I LOVE ASIAN ALLEN NO HOMO AND I LOVE EVERYBODY ON NS BECAUSE WE ALL DO THE ONE THING WE LOVE, FUCKIN SKI!!!

 

[steezyjibber]

word

 

[chames]

I hate it when my caps lock button gets jammed. I feel for you dude

 

[C_Shred]

asian allen is ok i guess

its that damn charmander we have to worry about... hes a iffy OR JUST A GIANT DOUCHE CUNT

 

[Ryno]

Way too much ignorance on here people...ease up and learn to appricate variety.

 

[eheath]

HAHAHAHAHA

I seriously laughed that hard in person. Haven't seen something that good for awhile.