The NSA cares about us?

Most of the terroristic threats reviewed by the NSA come from newschoolers. I know that for a fact because my best friends mam works for them.
 
I doubt it's faked, I mean why would anyone photoshop an image specifically for skiing, then put it on a skiing website?
 
Wow, never realized I drive so far when I went to whistler

see now it is ruined, fucking mobile it ruined my joke
 
12992120:Shredsterr said:
I doubt it's faked, I mean why would anyone photoshop an image specifically for skiing, then put it on a skiing website?

I found this on r/skiing. The consensus is that this is real but just random code names for something else. Or that NSA really stands for Newschoolers anonymous. We are all moving to Utah. NSA is moving to Utah.
 
12993145:Skinwalker said:
I found this on r/skiing. The consensus is that this is real but just random code names for something else. Or that NSA really stands for Newschoolers anonymous. We are all moving to Utah. NSA is moving to Utah.

... wait people actually go on /r/skiing?
 
12991852:john18061806 said:
Most of the terroristic threats reviewed by the NSA come from newschoolers. I know that for a fact because my best friends mam works for them.

If thats the case than they probably think Im some sort of a domestic terrorist because I've poster some super conservative shit on here. I really don't care what they think of me though. I'll be sitting here at home with my S&W .357 in my hand if they ever want to talk. So if you're reading this NSA, I have guns and know how to use them. So go ahead and label me an extremist cause I really don't give a shit.
 
12993843:WoldsWorld said:
If thats the case than they probably think Im some sort of a domestic terrorist because I've poster some super conservative shit on here. I really don't care what they think of me though. I'll be sitting here at home with my S&W .357 in my hand if they ever want to talk. So if you're reading this NSA, I have guns and know how to use them. So go ahead and label me an extremist cause I really don't give a shit.

I'm sure the NSA and their legions of heavily armored swat troopers are shaking in their boots at the thought of facing down a 20 something conspiracy nut with a revolver
 
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