The Night of Many Fucked Up Dreams.

Capurnicus

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So last night I came back from a weekend at the cape with my girlfriend. I was tired as hell. After I took my time falling asleep on a couch and the guest bed, I finally made myself home in my bed. And thats when this started. I believe the first dream involved my getting a pair of 175 ARV's. I was sooo siked. But then were only 160's, yet the had the graphics of 175's and I was pissed. Then, further on in my dreams I found myself back in whistler. Here this kid stole my hat and in order to get it back I had to give him oral sex. A fight ensued in which I got my hat back. I could go on and on, but the bottom line is that when I woke up this morning I was confused as hell. Anyone have this task when they awake? Having to sort through bits and pieces of unclear events who boarderline reality and the dreamworld can be very frightening.

Patrick

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it sounds like you are expressing your repressed sexual frustration

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hahaha app skier. but yeah i hate those nights where you have like 5 different dreams and you wake up in the morning just remembering bits and pieces. its annoying

 
you probably have a gas leak in your room

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yea i too had a weird ass dream last night.

my neighbor came up from deep sea fishing, and when he came I went to his house to see how it went. well he pulled out a huge cooler and opened it up. there was like a 4 foot pickeral in it. and he likes, look at the teeth on this thing, so he opened its mouth. there was a huge squid in its mouth and lashed its tenticles out at me. then i just jumped on it and it died.

very strange.

-AndrewP

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ive had some pretty fucked dreams, but none as fucked up as gay oral sex man

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I had a dream I was making out with a chick but it was weird. we were like grinding our teeth together then I woke up and ate something so I went back to bed and apparently I walked around my house an hour later looking for a big bucket to barf in. I remember thinking of a bucket, but I never thought I got out of bed.

- Mike

'i love your velcro shoes baby....you just look soo cute in them.....my little retard *hugs*' - Stacy to Dave Pauls
 
grinding teeth!?! sounds like that dream was painfull

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All propaganda must be so popular and on such an intellectual level, that even the most stupid of those toward whom it is directed will understand it... Through clever and constant application of propaganda, people can be made to see paradise as hell, and also the other way around, to consider the most wretched sort of life as paradise.

-adolf hitler
 
I had a dream last night that I hooked up with the guy I like and man it was so realistic when I woke up I was so bummed it was just a dream.

And then Trogdor smote the Kerreck, and all was laid to burnination.

TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR!
 
i had a dream the other night that i got head from my friends hot ass mom. it was teh best dream ever

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i had a dream last night that i got head from this really hot girl, but she stopped before i came, so when i woke up i had to masterbate.

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Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
i had this dream last night that i was supposed to sub for smoeone at work this morning, and so i woke up this morning all freaked out that i had been late for work and i had to call work and make sure i wasnt supposed to be there. i sounded stupid i bet,

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And what's from the earth is of the greatest worth.

So before you knock it try it first,

Oh, you'll see it's a blessing and not a curse.'
 
u know what u should do pat, u should ask ur girlfriend if she would ever consider having sex with another girl

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis
 
ive had those dreams where i think i have a huge homework project due and then when i wake up i cant remember if i had to do it or not.

 
u really have about 12 dreams per night but only about 2 can be remembered?

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dreams are kinda weird sometimes...but they can be good. I hate it though, when you are kinda confused when you wake up because you were right in the middle of a dream.

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i hate how you cant remember some dreams, and then other dreams are like stuck to you. or when you remember parts of your dreams a couple days after you had them. god, dreams are weird.

******* .::Jenny::. *******

'Herb the gift from the earth,

And what's from the earth is of the greatest worth.

So before you knock it try it first,

Oh, you'll see it's a blessing and not a curse.'
 
yeah, that sucks when you dream you get like a billion dollars or somethin, and your like, im gonna go buy all this shit. you wake up, and get all excited but then realize it aint true. but the worst is when you have some sweet dream and when you wake up you cant remeber it.

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yeah, the worst part about my dreams is im always about to bone this really hot chick or sumthin really cool to the effect of girls... and then i wake up

'I call your momma Roy Jones cause she raise chickens!'

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the worst ones are when you think you got your paycheck, you went and bought these sweet ass skis or something and then it takes you like 3 days to realize you dont actually own them, and then you feel like shit. that happened to me once.

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every guy has had at least 10 good sex dreams, for sure...but i USED to have the worst reacurring dreams...my parents would try and kill me on my birthday, but every time it was a different way of killing me. I'm actually scared of doing somethings, like being the last one to shut the car door...that's how i was killed in one of the parent-assasin dreams.

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i had a dream that i was sliding rails with dave crighton. we were hitting an urban double kink, and we saw a cop pull up and stop far away and watch us. then he sat there for a while, and we went over to the car and the cop had fallen asleep. then we woke him up so we had to run. and we went to some neighborhood and then went pool hopping. yes pool hopping in winter. then the next morning in my dream it turns out we were at steamboat and dave called me on my cell phone to see if i wanted to go skiing. i dont even have a cell phone.

-chris
 
i always dream about things i really want to happen, or like, if im doing something the next day ill dream about how i want it to go, and then whatever i had planned will like totally fall through. ive come to conclude that dreams are really just crap that get your hopes up about shit that will never happen. its always fun though, when you dream about like, something horrible happening to someone you hate, or like, winning the lottery. shit like that.

-Skiing is like sex...when you're done all you want do is fall asleep...or go at it again-

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k, that might've attracted you attention cause this one pissed me off and it's about skiing too.

Anyways, it was back when I didn't have boots or have the money to get them. And then my parents said 'what about your rollerblade boots' even though i didn't have rollerblades i went into the garage only to find a pair of Free XXs with wheels on the bottom. Then I went skiing and it was fun and then i woke up and rolled over to look at me skis next to me only to see no bindings attached so that meant i had no boots.

:(

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'fold yourself up and give yourself head,i havet left the house for 3 weeks'

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Last night I had this nasty dream that my friend was at my house for some reason and she had sex with her boyfriend in my bed, and didn't bother to clean up after themselves. It was disgusting, and for some reason, there was blood everywhere in the dream.

-Sara

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my freakiest dream was when i was in back to the future and i had to go back in time to stop my mom from being eaten alive by earthworms

'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!' - homer simpson
 
haha, you were in steamboat with Chrichton doing rails. DC really was in Steamboat doing rails... thats freaky.

'I call your momma Roy Jones cause she raise chickens!'

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'In this journey, you're the journal or the journalist'

-Talib Kwelli

 
i always think i know exactly what my dream was about, but when i try to explain it to someone i cant rememmber it or it makes no sense at all.

but i used to have a reaccurring dream when i was younger. i was walking up 2D stairs and they were all multi-culoured, and no matter how far i walked or how fast, i would always be at the bottom. then when i wake up im all confused and frustrated over nothing. yep, i have issues.

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i had a great ski dream last night. it involved me skiing powder with this hot babe and then nailin her in the gondola. i love winter.

pirates. they just don't fuck around.

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