The next "Steeze"

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this year the popular steeze was gorilla steeze. whats gonna steezify next year. i think it will definately involve the safety style and crossing will be a thing of the past. should be stiffer too. office square steeze

 
fishbone nosepick is the grab of next year, pollard and pep are already doing them

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idk, last year seemed more crossed shit. i think there will be more safety variations, like a mute wont be crossed.

 
for some reason i never thought a mute had to be as long as the grab was inside the ski

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LANKY STEEZE, its the new thing, but all you short skiers are out of luck, lanky steeze is only for us tall guys.

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this is the kinda thing that will make skiing suck ass one day

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i think we should get our own damn style.

stop triing to imitate the pros,work on YOUR

stylre and dont change style every year.thats how u will progress

i cant wait for next season...
 
toilet steeze.... do everything like you are sitting on the toilet. watch clips of cedric... he invented that shit.. lol

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I already know what the style is gonna be. It's not gonna be all hunched over gorilla style except for on rails and stuff. But everything is gonna have a reverse grab and be tweaked out to the side. No more Gorilla, it's more of an upright style that's really lazy too. If not that, the laid-back steeze, I mean, you see Mckeeman's cork 9's in the pipe? They were the most beautiful things I've seen and I hope more skiers lay-out there tricks like that.

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yeah that mckeeman guy is so sick...hes the most down to earth guy that busts out when you least expect it...did you know that he did this years wsi qualifier still completely wasted from the night before...he showed up late, drunk and reaking of booze and his first run was the second highest qualifying run of the day? Thats fuckin crazy. ya'll betta bow down to tha mckeem steeze. word

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...tell me for the last time that you're sorry so i can laugh out loud as i watch you struggle; broken, bloody and barely breathing...

 
well, its been gorrilla steez lately so it'll probably just move on to some other sort of animal. Perhaps the dolphin steez, or maybe the gopher steez, I'm personally a huge fan of the koala steez

 
EZ Steeze. Totally relaxed, to the beat, stompin' like it never happened. Zero movement in the air. Make it look easy, that's how to be steezy next yeazy fo sheezy! Oh yeah, and I'm sure there'll be another word to replace 'steeze'.

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What about the kangaroo steeze where you get a jacket with a big front pocket and stuff some little kid in there and go crazy hoppin around. That'd be the shiznit!

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'fold yourself up and give yourself head,i havet left the house for 3 weeks'

- Lateralis
 
A relaxed steeze with more focus on stomping very smooth landings and throwing opposite or reverse grabs or whatever..

More emphasis on safeties and maybe phil grabs..uncrossed mutes.

And the backcountry landing switch shit to..so i guess just the laid back style.

Maybe a wide stance, but not as wide as gorilla and a bit more carving.

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gorrila steeze is fo rilla steeze- I think the crypler steeze is a sure bet!

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

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and they can have their own forum called peewees daycare.

where they can talk about nintendos and shitting the bed' -seward
 
A relaxed steeze with more focus on stomping very smooth landings and throwing opposite or reverse grabs or whatever..

More emphasis on safeties and maybe phil grabs..uncrossed mutes.

And the backcountry landing switch shit to..so i guess just the laid back style.

Maybe a wide stance, but not as wide as gorilla and a bit more carving.

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Steeze is shit. Ride the way you want and throw it down with your own style. Last thing we need is for everyone to start riding the same way. Where is the progression in that?

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^ You're right. Have you're own style. But with your own style you should be able to make it look natural like I posted earlier. No matter what positioning or grab you throw, I think it always looks better when it comes off naturally and smooth (ie. you make it look easy).

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nah man, steeze is over, no new shits comin, gorrilla is staying, and normal steeziness too. shit, who the fuck is gonna do pencil down the hill. if anything new, monkey steeze, but thats it.

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Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
man i love safetys they look so sick, luikangs are though too

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ctripper knows what he's talkin about...itll be lanky steeze for sure, and all you short skiers will be left behind.

Joel
 
Pencil steeze all the way!

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criticals, uncrossed mutes, oposite safetys, inside safetys..all while looking completely natural

well to keep it real I started being a Poser Poser. I dress and act like a poser, but i'm not really a poser. I just pose to look like a poser posing. you know just keepin it underground

-youthinasia
 
i think larosse will dominate the scene next year, and he has a special steeze that belanger or dion doesnt have.

'when i first heard them, i was like 'oh my dad''-jesus

I think i'm going crazy...

 
i think how belanger rode in salad days was phat. when he was carving switch all chilled out was cool

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my spastic retard steeze is gonna be sick...

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is monkey steeze like gorilla steeze but with tight cloths and igher pitch voices?

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT

'say everyone under 16 cannot particapate in the forum conversation

and they can have their own forum called peewees daycare.

where they can talk about nintendos and shitting the bed' -seward
 
you dont see mutes uncrossed? too bad rory silva was throwing cork 9 opposite hand uncrossed mutes at the x-games this year

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would jesus steeze mean we get to ride in those toga things carrying crosses and wearing thorny crowns?

Kbus1224: I see how it is, ski movie more important than me?

npublicenemy900: no the whole movie just iannick b

 
dude i like crossing whats up with not liking it

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BALLERINA STEEZ! that is the best

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we turn everything into a steeze theres 'i shot my boss steeze', 'i fucked your girlfriend steeze' along will a shit load more my bro and i have created but i'm going to have to go with the safty it has been coming up in style for the past couple of years and it looks sick when someone throughs a corked 7 safty

.:l[Tyler]l:.
 
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