The Newschoolers Awards

heh. i'd say upcomer has to be spong... and schiller is going to be the breakout.

[/i][/b]...ohhhhhhhhhhh! unnatural!

- Harvιє .(dfp represent)
'get be-fuckin-hind me, bitch. i said get behind me'
'get behind me? what is that?!'
'i'll make it... wwwway more worth while for you not to drink'
'if you want me to puke everywhere... Go for it'
 
Movie of the Year: disturbing the piste

Best Male Segment: Pollard in w-ski

Best Female Segment: Sarah in Happy Happy

Best Intro: disturbing the piste

Best Soundtrack: X

Best Trick: 810 to rail

Worst Trick: womens halfpipe

Worst Crash: Huge-O

Worst Movie: I liked all

Skier you wish would up and die already:

Breakout Skier: Gangier/ Abma

Up and Comer: sean and callum

2005 Competition King (Up until today): Dumont

King Dipshit(s) Award:msp and their antics

______________________________________

thank you for letting me waste your time. carry on
 
Movie of the Year: Yearbook

Best Male Segment: Pollard in Wski106 or Yearbook

Best Female Segment: Ingrid in Yearbook?

Best Intro: Wski

Best Soundtrack: Yearbook

Best Trick: Pollard's 180's and that zero in wski

Worst Trick: Tanner Hall being a fag

Worst Crash: Hugo in Yearbook

Worst Movie: Wski

Skier you wish would up and die already: Tanner

Breakout Skier: Charles Gagnier

Up and Comer: Sean Pettit

2005 Competition King (Up until today): Charles Gagnier

King Dipshit(s) Award: Tanner

 
Movie of the Year: Yearbook

Best Male Segment: Charles G., Red Tape

Best Female Segment: Ingrid, Yearbook

Best Intro: Yearbook

Best Soundtrack: dunno

Best Trick: Tanners 180 cliff drops

Worst Trick: No idea

Worst Crash: basically all of Sarahs in redtape

Worst Movie: No idea

Skier you wish would up and die already: Brad Holmes

Breakout Skier: Gagnier

Up and Comer: Zachd

2005 Competition King (Up until today): Gagnier

King Dipshit(s) Award: Dumont at X

SGB

 
Movie of the Year: High Five

Best Male Segment: Eric Pollard in Happy Happy

Best Female Segment: Ingrid Backstrom in Yearbook

Best Intro: Red Tape

Best Soundtrack: High Five

Best Trick: Pollard stylie 180 off the hip in WSKI 106

Worst Trick: switch cork 10's

Worst Crash: Wilson

Worst Movie: all ski movies are good. some are better than others

Skier you wish would up and die already: Mark Fragassi

Breakout Skier: Phil Larose in Red Tape

Up and Comer: Vanular (Witt Foster Next year!)

2005 Competition King (Up until today): Schiller

King Dipshit(s) Award: Eric Iberg for not wanting to make ski movies anymore! Please come back and amaze us. Judges at X-Games.

'You look like a strung-out guy in his forties!'
- Mike-O

'all i know is that anyone can make a crappy student film with gay cowboys eating pudding'
-Tony Bakes

 
Movie of the Year: High Five

Best Male Segment: Travis Redd in High Five tied with Peter Olenick in X

Best Female Segment: Females Ski? haha um... Sarah Burke in whatever movie she is in

Best Intro: High Five

Best Soundtrack: WSKI106

Best Trick: Travis Redd's quad kink 45 degree curve handrail in High 5

Worst Trick: Anything in TGR's movie

Worst Crash: Wilson on the 180

Worst Movie: TGR (out of the movies i saw, yearbook)

Skier you wish would up and die already: Brad Holmes

Breakout Skier: TJ Shiller and Tanner Rainville

Up and Comer: You will all see this year... ATA!

2005 Competition King (Up until today): T-Hall

King Dipshit(s) Award: Simon Dumont

CHEESE CAKE - COMING 2005!!!
 
Movie of the Year: X

Best Male Segment: Simon dumont, X

Best Female Segment: Sarah burke red tape

Best Intro: Yearbook

Best Soundtrack: X

Best Trick: super stylish cork 7 Jon olson

Worst Trick:

Worst Crash:

Worst Movie:

Skier you wish would up and die already:

Breakout Skier:

Up and Comer:

2005 Competition King (Up until today):

King Dipshit(s) Award:

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live freeskiing or die trying

don't do drugs
 
damn i screwed up, scratch that last one;

Movie of the Year: X

Best Male Segment: Anthony B

Best Female Segment: Sarah B X

Best Intro: Yearbook

Best Soundtrack: X

Best Trick: Jon Olson cork 7 backcountry lots'o style

Worst Trick: The snowborder form horseshoe sessions

Worst Crash:the girl who died in keystone

Worst Movie:

Skier you wish would up and die already:

Breakout Skier: schiller/ Gagnnier

Up and Comer: sean petit

2005 Competition King (Up until today): Jon olson

King Dipshit(s) Award: ?

----------------
live freeskiing or die trying

don't do drugs
 
Movie of the Year: WSKI 106

Best Male Segment: eric pollard

Best Female Segment: sarah burke

Best Intro: wski

Best Soundtrack: wski

Best Trick:tanner cork 7 over chads

Worst Trick:none

Worst Crash: pollards 1 over chads

Worst Movie: yearbook

Skier you wish would up and die already:

Breakout Skier: abma

Up and Comer:gagnier

2005 Competition King (Up until today): gagier

King Dipshit(s) Award: tanner

 
Movie of the Year:High Five

Best Male Segment: Anthony Boronoski X

Best Female Segment: Ingrid Backstrom Yearbook

Best Intro: X

Best Soundtrack:High Five

Best Trick:810 to rail?

Worst Trick:1 footed rail slide even though Garnier is a pimp

Worst Crash: Van Valen Stabbing his nuts

Worst Movie: WSKI

Skier you wish would up and die already:umm...

Breakout Skier: TSchill

Up and Comer: Spong

2005 Competition King (Up until today): Gargnier

King Dipshit(s) Award:$THall$

who dey?
 
Movie of the Year:year book(never seen wski106)

Best Male Segment: pollard yearbook

Best Female Segment: Backstrom Yearbook

Best Intro: X

Best Soundtrack: dont care

Best Trick: candide 810 disaster

Worst Trick: anything using a soul plate

worst Crash: Van Valen

Worst Movie: high five

Skier you wish would up and die already: no one

Breakout Skier: gagnier by far

Up and Comer: sean petit bro

2005 Competition King (Up until today): Gargnier bitch

King Dipshit(s) Award: transworld

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k2 05 06
 
Movie of the Year: wicked

Best Male Segment: travis heed

Best Female Segment: sarah burke, only one i saw

Best Intro: wicked

Best Soundtrack: super

Best Trick: tanners cab 7 shifty

Worst Trick: kyes cork7

Worst Crash:

Worst Movie: wski106

Skier you wish would up and die already: cr johnson

Breakout Skier: charles gagnier

Up and Comer: tanner rainville

2005 Competition King (Up until today): gagnier

King Dipshit(s) Award:tanner hall

___________________

I HATE NEW YORK PRODUCTIONS

i hate new york trailer

LOGIC HEADWARE> A WAY TO KEEP UR HEAD WARM LOGIC HEADWARE

 
Movie of the Year: WICKED

Best Male Segment: TRAVIS REDD HIGH FIVE

Best Intro: WICKED

Best Soundtrack: HIGH FIVE

Best Trick: SHILLER'S SW 9 IN X

Worst Trick: KYE PETERSON WSKI

Worst Movie:YEARBOOK Skier you wish would up and die already:MIKE WILSON

Breakout Skier: GANGIER

Up and Comer: COREY VANULAR

2005 Competition King (Up until today): THALLER King Dipshit(s) Award:MSP

Worst Crash: BENCHETLER

 
Movie of the Year: Wski106

Best Male Segment: Marc Abma/Yearbook

Best Female Segment: Ingrid Backstrom/Yearbook

Best Intro: Wski106

Best Soundtrack: X

Best Trick: all of them

Worst Trick: none

Worst Crash: Hugo Harrison

Worst Movie: none

Skier you wish would up and die already: Brad Holmes

Breakout Skier: SImon Dumont

Up and Comer: Derek Spong

2005 Competition King (Up until today): Jon Olson

King Dipshit(s) Award: Transworld and the telemarkers who changed the scratch BC's design

Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
 
Movie of the Year: HIGH FIVE!

Best Male Segment: Anthony Boronowski/X

Best Female Segment: Ashley B/First Light

Best Intro: High Five

Best Soundtrack: WSKI 106(Minus The Rory Silva's song)

Best Trick: Pete Olenicks line in X

Worst Trick: Skarachuting

Worst Crash: Hugo Harrison in Yearbook

Worst Movie:

Skier you wish would up and die already:

Breakout Skier: Travis Redd

Up and Comer: Zach Davison, Laurent Favre

2005 Competition King (Up until today): Charles Gagnier

King Dipshit(s) Award: Transworld Media

_________________________________________________________

support the shop that supports you
 
Movie of the Year: high five

Best Male Segment: anthony in X

Best Female Segment: Burke in redtape

Best Intro: wicked

Best Soundtrack: X

Best Trick: cork 810 to rail

Worst Trick:

Worst Crash: that dude (forget his name) slamming into the cliff while ski-basing (yearbook i think)

Worst Movie: yearbook

Skier you wish would up and die already: mosely

Breakout Skier: tj shiller

Up and Comer: midgets

2005 Competition King (Up until today): thall

King Dipshit(s) Award: tie:msp/transworld

'man i tried shaving my balls....worst thing ever! i jsut ended up with a hairy sac with cuts all over it. worst thing i've ever done'-bitchassphatz

and up in yo bitch, is where ya might find me

free ipod shuffles rule!

 
Movie of the Year: X

Best Male Segment: Mark Abma-yearbook

Best Female Segment:Ingrid backstrom- yearbook

Best Intro:WSKI 106- the midgets

Best Soundtrack: Overseer-slayed, mark abma

Best Trick: hmm

Worst Trick: ski-jumping err

Worst Crash: hugo harrison-yearbook

Worst Movie:hig five ?

Skier you wish would up and die already:i dunno

Breakout Skier: tj schiller

Up and Comer: pop yer bottlez

2005 Competition King (Up until today):the dumont

King Dipshit(s) Award:



short skies suck !

You can't get hurt skiing until you fall
 
Movie of the Year: wski106

Best Male Segment: tanner hall, yearbook

Best Female Segment: ingrid backstrom, yearbook

Best Intro: high five

Best Soundtrack: high five

Best Trick: travis redd, quad kink with 45 degree elbow at the bottom

Worst Trick: everything grete did in x

Worst Crash: 'but i wasnt ready for the kid at the kink'

Worst Movie: yearbook

Skier you wish would up and die already: brad holmes

Breakout Skier: corey vanular

Up and Comer: corey vanular

2005 Competition King (Up until today): t hall

King Dipshit(s) Award: t hall, transworld, and matchstick productions

'damn son landing switch in pow is like...eating jello with a fork...'
-joemuench
 
Movie of the Year: X = ten

Best Male Segment: Belangier (redtape)

Best Female Segment: Burke (redtape)

Best Intro: High Five

Best Soundtrack: RedTape

Best Trick: cab 1o opp mute's are pretty hot right now

Worst Trick: too many zero spins in one segment

Worst Crash: Pep

Worst Movie: Wski106

Skier you wish would up and die already:

Breakout Skier: Corey Vanular

Up and Comer: Ahmet & Dadali

2005 Competition King (Up until today): Gagnier

King Dipshit(s) Award: Jon Mcmurray

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass
http://www.angrynakedpat.com/andymilonakis.com/crispypart2.wmv
 
Movie of the Year: WSK 106/ Ten

Best Male Segment: dumont in X or crihton in X

Best Female Segment: ingrid in yearbook

Best Intro: not another ski movie

Best Soundtrack: wsk 106

Best Trick: tony. b switch right 9 backcountry

Worst Trick:

Worst Crash: wilson in yearbook

Worst Movie:

Skier you wish would up and die already:

Breakout Skier: T.J

Up and Comer: Josh Bibby

2005 Competition King (Up until today): garnier

King Dipshit(s) Award: n/a

Schuster

Ten Years After...
 
do i have to mention that charle never got past 2 in every major slopestyle comp he entered or what...

and yea T did the same but he was always behind Charle soi think charle is ruling the comp scene

'I think I woud be laughing too hard if I had sex with a guy because gay people are so funny' - Marc Balaban (resnick)
 
and i have to agree. charles is undeniably the top competition skier thus far.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
Movie of the Year: Redtape

Best Male Segment: thomas rinfret(redtape) Pollard(helly hansen dvd)

Best Female Segment: ?

Best Intro: up1

Best Soundtrack: redtape/UP1

Best Trick: pollard cork nine in pow

Worst Trick: phil dion backflips

Worst Crash: ?

Worst Movie: wski

Skier you wish would up and die already: brad holmes

Breakout Skier: tj schiller

Up and Comer: the midgets

2005 Competition King (Up until today): gagnier

King Dipshit(s) Award: tanner hall

 
Movie of the Year: X=Ten - Poor Boyz Productions

Best Male Segment: Mark Abma - Yearbook-M.S.P

Best Female Segment: Grete Eliasin - X-P.B.P

Best Intro: Wicked - Sas Films

Best Soundtrack: X - Poor Boyz Productions

Best Trick: Mark Abma - Yearbook-M.S.P

Worst Trick: N/A

Worst Crash: Hugo Harrison - Yearbook-M.S.P

Worst Movie: N/A

Skier you wish would up and die already:N/A

Breakout Skier: Mark Abma, Kye Peterson, Sean Petit, Tanner Rainville, Travis Heed

Up and Comer: Sean Logan

2005 Competition King (Up until today):Charles Gagnier

King Dipshit(s) Award:N/A

SKI FOR LIFE!

If it was easy it would be called snowboarding.
WHITEWATER

'Its not so much that i want to kill her its just.. i want her not to be alive, anymore.'

THE BLACK WALL STREEEEEEET.

N-UNIT IN THE HOUSEE, BADD NEWS
 
Movie of the Year: X=Ten

Best Male Segment: Corey Vanular-High Five

Best Female Segment: Sarah-Red Tape

Best Intro: Pete Olenick-X=Ten

Best Soundtrack: WSKI106

Best Trick: Jon Olsson Cab L/S and R/S 9's-Not Another Ski Movie

Worst Trick: Crichtons Backyard rail session-High Five (i bet it was fun but not shit you'd use in a segment!)

Worst Crash: Benchetler-X=Ten

Worst Movie: none

Skier you wish would up and die already: No One!

Breakout Skier: TJ Schiller/Vanular/Bibby

Up and Comer: Travis Redd

2005 Competition King (Up until today): Gagnier, TJ, Tanner

King Dipshit(s) Award: MSP

Write that down.
 
Movie of the Year: High Five

Best Male Segment: The Rory, WSKI

Best Female Segment: Ingrid Backstrom, Yearbook

Best Intro: X

Best Soundtrack: First Light

Best Trick: A. Ramaley's cab 5 true nose

Worst Trick: E. Raps as a DJ

Worst Crash: Van Valin

Worst Movie: Yearbook

Skier you wish would up and die already:

Breakout Skier: Gagnier/ Abma

Up and Comer: Eric Hjorleifson

2005 Competition King (Up until today): Tanner

King Dipshit(s) Award: MSP/Transworld

 
Movie of the Year: X

Best Male Segment: Schilla X

Best Female Segment: Leskinen

Best Intro: Burke yearbook

Best Soundtrack: X

Best Trick: Bio 5 Safety- last shot of Schilla

Worst Trick: SKICHUTING

Worst Crash: Rinfret? RedTape

Worst Movie: YEARBOOK

Skier you wish would up and die already: Kye

Breakout Skier: Gagnier

Up and Comer: Petit

2005 Competition King (Up until today): Tanner...but id prefer Gagnier

King Dipshit(s) Award: Tanner/Kye/WSKI crew

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i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls

-skiingpimp

im native *beats a drum*

-ontarioskiingsucks

and i'm the government. *beats native over the head with drum and kicks him off his land. serves you right motherfucking shitty drummer

-EastCoastPride

TMC, JC, S3p
 
Movie of the Year: High Five

Best Male Segment: Abma (Yearbook)

Best Female Segment: Sarah (Red Tape)

Best Intro: High Five

Best Soundtrack: High Five

Best Trick: Candide's 810 to rail

Worst Trick: Gagnier's one footed rail slides

Worst Crash: Mike Wilson (Yearbook)

Worst Movie: Not Another Ski Movie

Skier you wish would up and die already: Jamie Pierre

Breakout Skier: Gagnier

Up and Comer: Zach D

2005 Competition King (Up until today): Tanner

King Dipshit(s) Award: Steve Winter

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Everybody gets one chance to do something great. Most people never take the chance, either because they're too scared, or they don't recognize it when it spits on their shoes.

~The Sandlot
 
Movie of the Year: Red Tape or X (need to see wicked though)

Best Male Segment:

Best Female Segment: Sara Burke Red Tape or Ingrid in yearbook

Best Intro: X

Best Soundtrack: X

Best Trick: 810 to rail

Worst Trick:

Worst Crash: Mike wilson yearbook

Worst Movie: that i have is wski

Skier you wish would up and die already:

Breakout Skier: Charles Gagnier

Up and Comer: Corey Vanular

2005 Competition King (Up until today): Charles Gangnier

King Dipshit(s) Award: Transworld

(thought i add this) best segment: Iceland, redtape

Rip more talk less
 
Movie of the Year: Yearbook

Best Male Segment: T-Hizzle in yearbook

Best Female Segment: Sarah Burke in RedTape

Best Intro: W-Ski

Best Soundtrack: W-Ski

Best Trick: Pollard's Zero off the cornice in W-Ski

Worst Trick: Rory Silva's sketchy 900 in W-Ski

Worst Crash: Hugo Harrison in Yearbook

Worst Movie: Hibatchi King

Skier you wish would up and die already: Thomas Rinfret

Breakout Skier: Tron (Rainville)

Up and Comer: John Spriggs

2005 Competition King (Up until today): Gangier

King Dipshit(s) Award: Tanner for calling out Bode Miller.

...he died doing what he loved. He will always be rememberd as a great snowboarder, but more importantly as a great friend.

In loving memory of Josh Malay.

RED TEAM!
 
Movie of the Year: High Five, L1P

Best Male Segment: Sage-Cattabriga Alose, Soul Purpose

Best Female Segment: Sarah Burke, Red Tape

Best Intro: Chulksmack, Mack Dawg

Best Soundtrack: High Five

Best Trick: Eric Pollard, Flatspin 900, Yearbook/Happy Happy

Worst Trick: Kristi Leskinen, Flat-Down-Flat box at Hood, getting hit by the snowboarder...

Worst Crash: Hugo Harrison, Happy Happy and Yearbook

Worst Movie: First Light (wasn't bad, just didn't stand up with the bigger film companies)

Skier you wish would up and die already: Ingrid Backstrom

Breakout Skier: Tanner Rainville, Yearbook

Up and Comer: Corey Vanular, High Five

2005 Competition King (Up until today): Simon Dumont

King Dipshit(s) Award: Dan Gardiner, Soul Purpose

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Classic NS right here:
Shadow7: i know i sound like a total newb whos JON?
SeanPistol: jon olsson. the sweedish guy that wears wierd suits and skis for head.
Shadow7: oh yea him lol thanks for DE-newbeing me
seanPistol: no. you are still a noob.
Shadow7: and your a fag
seanPistol: and you are a little bitch.
 
Movie of the Year: nasm

Best Male Segment: tron in yearbook

Best Female Segment: ?

Best Intro: nasm

Best Soundtrack: nasm

Best Trick: tj- cork five in the q-pipe. X

Worst Trick:evan raps in wski

Worst Crash: pollard 180 over chads

Worst Movie: yearbook

Skier you wish would up and die already: evan raps

Breakout Skier: charles g

Up and Comer: tron/lars veen

2005 Competition King (Up until today): t-money

King Dipshit(s) Award: c-crew at the x games

 
Movie of the Year: RedTape

Best Male Segment: Travis Redd High Five

Best Female Segment: Sarah B RedTape

Best Intro: Wski106

Best Soundtrack: Booya! extra in High Five

Best Trick: 9 eggsalads!!! Mark Abma X

Worst Trick: Failure at port-o-potty jib Peter O in X

Worst Crash: Lisa Solberg/LVV penis stabbing

Worst Movie: Super

Skier you wish would up and die already: Vinnie Dorion

Breakout Skier: TJ

Up and Comer: John Spriggs

2005 Competition King (Up until today): Gagnier

King Dipshit(s) Award: 'The' Dumont

 
Spinks - 'Skier you wish would up and die already: Thomas Rinfret '

dude, whats that about?

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
Movie of the Year: High 5

Best Male Segment: Mark Abma, Yearbook

Best Female Segment: Ingrid Backstrom, Yearbook

Best Intro: X

Best Soundtrack: High 5

Best Trick: Simon Dumont's super slow step-up 180

Worst Trick: Skarachuting

Worst Crash: Mike Wilson

Worst Movie: Warren Miller's Impact

Skier you wish would up and die already: Pollard (he's getting closer every year)

Breakout Skier: TJ Schiller

Up and Comer: Sean Pettit

2005 Competition King (Up until today): Charles Gagnier

King Dipshit(s) Award: Tanner Hall

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Demo days allow all skiers to try different skis to find out which ones reward their brand of poor technique.

"Pleeease! If I get into Ski Canada, then I'll be able to get a sponsorship, then my parents won't make me finish school."
- Marmot Basin local
 
OK so it seems maybe some people took the whole 'Skier you wish would up and die already' thing a little seriously. Nobody wants anybody to die. I love all skiers. Even Mike Wilson. I'm just not a big fan. The category was more for a skier you're not big on, rather than who you wish would perish in a painful accident. So uh, sorry but don't take it literally.

Hunter S Thompson RIP 1939-2005

My heroes don't appear on no stamps.

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
Movie of the Year: Yearbook

Best Male Segment: Tanner Hall in Yearbook

Best Female Segment:

Best Intro: Yearbook

Best Soundtrack: Wski106

Best Trick: Tanner's slow-mo shot in Yearbook

Worst Trick: Anthony Boronowski on any rails

Worst Crash: Hugo Harrison

Worst Movie:

Skier you wish would up and die already:

Breakout Skier: TJ Schiller

Up and Comer: Sean Petit

2005 Competition King (Up until today): Tanner Hall

King Dipshit(s) Award: CR Johnson

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Strike 3

Check out the Handrails Cult!

JibiJ
 
Movie of the Year: NASM

Best Male Segment: Anthony B, X

Best Female Segment: Ingrid Backstrom, Yearbook

Best Intro: Nasm

Best Soundtrack: High Five

Best Trick: cork810 to rail

Worst Trick: para skiing

Worst Crash: Ingrid Backstrom, YEarbook

Worst Movie: (that ive seen) wski only becuase the setup was gay, but the footy was sick

Skier you wish would up and die already: Dj E. RAps

Breakout Skier: TRON

Up and Comer: ....Derek Spong

2005 Competition King (Up until today): SHILLAH

King Dipshit(s) Award: Transworld

732 Crew

Mass Chaos
 


Best Male Segment: Pete O in X

Best Female Segment: Sarah B in red tape

Best Intro: dubski106

Best Soundtrack:

Best Trick: sim0n 'no movement' 180 in X and t-Hall sw cork 7 shifty wski106

Worst Trick: crighton 180 TOit steeze in X

Worst Crash: anthony b

Worst Movie: not another ski movie

Skier you wish would up and die already: cadide

Breakout Skier: gagnier

Up and Comer:whats his name?...yeah spong

2005 Competition King (Up until today): gagnier/t-hall

King Dipshit(s) Award: judges

Don`t read the news, make them
 
Movie of the Year: Redtape

Best Male Segment: Pete Olenick in X

Best Female Segment: Sarah Burke, Redtape

Best Intro: X

Best Soundtrack:dk

Best Trick: Pep, switch cork 5 over pyramid

Worst Trick: phil dion, switch 5 cork attempt in redtape

Worst Crash: whoever wreaks in the beginning of X by catching thier ski on the cornice

Worst Movie: wski, just because i wish it had more skiing in it. i dont want to watch mikael and shoya act like pimps

Skier you wish would up and die already: Brad Holmes

Breakout Skier: Chris Benchettler

Up and Comer: Andy Mahre

2005 Competition King (Up until today): tanner

King Dipshit(s) Award: various judges throughout the ski season, in pro comps and local comps, for not getting it right. even the competetors could agree on who won, yet they still dont get it right

It would be cool to Americanize this poop show somehow. But, instead of squeezing poop out of animals, we could beat Chinese hookers with crowbars. - random net person that i found on a site shown to me by apple

Offical NS Matador

Sign em up!-BMFT

Remember: Knitting is an extreme sport too
 
the worst part- shane in yearbook with all that ski baseing shit

Obey the Law of Supergroovalisticprosifunkstication
 
Movie of the Year: In order

1.High Five

2.X

3.Red Tape/WBSKI

4.Yearbook

Best Male Segment: Jon:X

Best Female Segment: Sarah Burke: Happy Happy

Best Outro: High Five

Best Soundtrack: X

Best Trick: Pollard's 9: Happy Happy, Yearbook, or Marc-Andre Bellivue(sp)'s road gap 9 in Take 2

Worst Trick: ?

Worst Crash: Hugo, Wilson, or Van Valin

Worst Movie: All good, but Yearbook was lacking

Skier you wish would up and die already: Dumont

Breakout Skier: Tanner Rainville

Up and Comer: Spong I guess

2005 Competition King (Up until today): Jon, or Gagnier

King Dipshit(s) Award: TRANSWORLD, and Simon Dumont

 
Movie of the Year: high five

Best Male Segment: steele spence-high five

Best Female Segment: sarah red tape

Best Intro: red tape

Best Soundtrack: red tape

Best Trick: simont dumont 1080

Worst Trick: one foot rails

Worst Crash: mike wilson

Worst Movie: red tape

Skier you wish would up and die already: tanner hall

Breakout Skier: tj shillers

Up and Comer:

2005 Competition King (Up until today): Charles gagnier

King Dipshit(s) Award: transworld

Stay True To What Feel Right
 
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