THE new style: one ski

Mike-O

Mike-O

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Who said we need to get a low stance to improve our style, or maybe get rid of our poles Andy Mahre way... we have created an answer! Every trick you attempt, remove one ski while in the air,like this example shows you:

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You can also improve your railsliding abilities by removing one ski right on the kicker before the rail.

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PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT!!!

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
once you get good at that, you can progress to no skis.

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''I'd rather die in flaming glory than live a life of mediocrity.''

-Mark Hoppus
 
skis Invisibaal

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:

'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G
 
wat skis is the kid on the rail rockin?

'HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO RELAX WHEN I MAN IS GONNA STICK HIS TWO FINGERS IN MY ASSHOLE'

-hoodratz47

 
Elan Amps spraypainted pink. You mean what SKI is this kid rocking ;).

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
why are foriegn people so fruity, jesus lay off the pink.

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well i havent climbed everest but i have fucked a married chick.
 
apestead should release his anger against foreigners by either stealing our girls 'cos he's american and he can do it just because of that, or more simply: try THE ONE SKI© method.

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
Mike-O, you're a genius, i think this just might be the latest stylie trend in skiing. Maybe, one ski and one pole would make me super cool

'On a scale of 1 - 10, you all are extremely gay' - coolcat410

'Wow, half of you people is morons' - sporegasm

'im gonna vote fer bush bec he has done good things' - estaked

'There is nothing wrong with Pres. Bush.' - ScratchCobra66

 
^damn you beat me to it! i was one of the first to ski with one pole. this winter i snapped a pole skiing then i was gonna go grab another one but i was like 'fuck this im skiing with one pole!' so i skied the rest of the day with one pole doing 360s with the pole between my leg and throwing tweaked luikangs with a pole between my legs

 
the one ski thing is cool for jumpin but on raisl wouldn't that make it a little bit easy, you can only catch one edge rather than two.....i dunno, good luck with that, i'll jsut ski with three skis, two for my feet and one for the dick. then you could do double grabs, dick-ski nose grab with a crossed up true tail grab, you can't tell me that wouldn;t be sick

[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]

I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy

Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity

I'm paying a good buck

So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck

When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is

Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
 
my ski came off when i was spinning and i still manage to land in powder and ride away..i thought i was dead

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If I was Skiing, I'd be wearing pants.
 
yeah dude nothing beats the feeling of being a good 20+ feet off the ground spinning like crazy and realizing you're missing a ski, good times

'You think you're too cool for school, but I've got a newsflash for you Walter Kronkite...You aren't' - Zoolander
 
they bought one pair of ski invisibaal for them so now they rock 1 reg. ski and 1 ski invisibaal

Pag

*NORTHEAST CULT*

membre du *Quebec Riders Cult*
 
the_lone_cannoneer has a sick pic of a mid-air ejection (haha, premature ejectulation...), it's pretty steezy too.

check out Stept...

'I can throw a twister that could make Tanner bust a nut!'

---------The Cult of the Neon One Piece Jumpsuit---------

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
one time when i was at sunday river my brother was doing a 7 off a jump and his ski came off in the air and he was holding it and when he landed he still had it in his hand n he was like WTF?

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
frikken insane uber trick.s.. like take it off and put it back on.

RRRRRAAAAZZZZMAAATAAAAZZZ

Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust

Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
 
wtf ..is it just me?

skiing with one ski isnt 'the new style' ...'IT'S GAY!!!!'

.harris.

camp of champions .session 3.
 
they should make like super special bindings where u press a button and ure skis pop off in the air... now that would be crazy

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
^ they're called Rossi bindings, and you can buy them mounted on a used pair of wobbly foam cored scratches

check out Stept...

'I can throw a twister that could make Tanner bust a nut!'

---------The Cult of the Neon One Piece Jumpsuit---------

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
hey then im all set! i already have rossi bindings

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
apestead, Sunapee is in New England which is in America, so i higly doubt hes foreign.

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
damnit i thought apestead was going to leave newschoolers.... fuckin bullshit!

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
try skiing down a double black with one ski on... training for becoming a adaptive instructor...

no snow..

no girls..

no future..

Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...
 
i use to have to ski with just one ski on when i was a racer, it sucked

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'

acholcol makes me its bitch
 
yea word lol i tried going switch broke my ass off... yo for the ppl wit those pics up there did u jump off with one ski or did u pop it off while in the air?

no snow..

no girls..

no future..

Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...
 
i gotta spraypaint my poles hot pink

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
read the rail..its sappe not sunapee

well to keep it real I started being a Poser Poser. I dress and act like a poser, but i'm not really a poser. I just pose to look like a poser posing. you know just keepin it underground

-youthinasia
 
oh yeah.

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
I just noticed, the look on the guys face on the rainbow rail near the top of this thread is priceless

'You think you're too cool for school, but I've got a newsflash for you Walter Kronkite...You aren't' - Zoolander
 
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