the new official, i cant rap cause im white, but gonna try thread

Adamskinick

Active member
just keep the line goin after me:

i cant rhyme cause im white..

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High North Session 2, 2004 message me if u goin also

NS Philosopher
 
A yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Three times the hoes three times the bum.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3

 
B-I-N-G-O

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Grandmaster CT Skiers

'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'
 
I can't rhyme because I'm white

but I do it out of spite

'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
 
and i like to get into fights,

but im a pansy and i think i'm tight

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High North Session 2, 2004 message me if u goin also

NS Philosopher
 
but it ain;t fuvking right to get into a fight except with a pissy you know like i like to throw mad parties bitches and you like aren't invited and shit

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Grandmaster CT Skiers

'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'
 
pimpin ain't easy bitch

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Grandmaster CT Skiers

'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'
 
heeeeeeellllll yea it is

-Ira

Member No. 8857

Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
 
somehow that is correct...

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
..

But havin trouble gettin e-rect

like long john

silver

the king dong

under your nail

like a sliver

ya can't kill me

I took a sip from grail

you lookin kinda frail

pale

your rhymes gettin stale

send ya some anthrax in the mail

fuckin freak

born with a tail

here, a steak and quail

eggs

you can eat that shit

at your stag

day before you marry a fag

at least his tits won't sag.

“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?

'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
 
and keep them shook crews runnin, like they supposed to

handicaped skiing

is so hot right

now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

-VETERAN OF COMBAT IN THE GREAT SPAMMING OF 2004-

 
TKO, we been through drama but we G'd up,

Show theze hataz that we cant ease up,

We stay pumped, and pump those in our path,

Lyrically and physically so watch ya back..

To all the Killaz and the $100 Dolla Billaz.....Midwestskier.com
 
hot like a pocket

stickin my willy between her legs

so the blonde bitch can rock it.

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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.

born to shine at home and over border lines.]

 
'yo i be poppin out like janets saggy teet, iv got the beat thats leet that'll rock ya feet'

im in a rap group called white out radar, or first rap was 'in the butt, bitch'

we are white too

 
i think one leg on my chair is shorter than the other 3 because it's kinda wobbely.

Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
 
and topely

for sheezy

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'I think you put your skis on backwards'-some kid

'My advice, in the words of the great AC/DC, is to 'Ride On''-Me on my religion test

'Kids these days with their long hair, peircings and such'-Nick

'My brother likes all these punk bands, like Good Charlette ans Simple plan'-Nick

I witnessed the Great Spamming of 2004
 
all these newbie motha fuckas here thinkin they bad,

all they talkin bout be drugs and bling,

but when it comes the shreddin these little fucks don't know a thing!

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

***C*C*R***
 
zing zing zag,

id do her in a bag

i know it dont make sense

but it dont matter now hag

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEE EEEE
 
OHHHH SNAP!!!!!!

'hey man what happend to your skiboards' 'looks like they got runover by a compacter and streched out' said by a member of the ski board crew 'switchbladz'
 
WHAT??!?! WHAT?!?! YEA! YEA! YEA! YEA! OKAAAY! OKAAAY!! YEA! YEA!

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'you can suck my dick mommy' - SmoKinSkier

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

'He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man' (Psalm 104:14)
 
ouch! my pees hot,

It would take a golf club to hit your G-spot,

im bored, what should i do

my shits good and i poo

this song isnt working very well

your moms hairy and she smells

a gay orgy with military personnel

that was the warning bell now im saying farewell.

peace bitches.

 
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