The new gapers

Rapt0r

Rapt0r

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the old skier gapers are diminishing off the slopes in my experience... but there is a new form of them out there.

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really hot chicks that are posers.... no really all they do is pose for pictures. fuck you bitch, this isnt a fashion show

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That is funny. it remindes me of a time when i was in the park...and there were a couple of really sexy girls that i was chatin up. BUT THEN, the went to hit the rail. and fell flat on thier asses. Then on the jump it was even funnier. They pretty much broke their butts. They was screamin and all... it was hillarious. so now i know not to judge a girl on how well they ski by thier looks and before they hit a feature...
 
id rather have a cute girl that could ride that didnt need the newest thing in fashion, not hot girls dressed like models posing with kissy faces....fuck that shit
 
Straight up.

Nothing worse than a hot bitch telling you all year how sikk she is, how you should go ride wif her, etc.

Then shes total gaper.

And I tell her ill meet her at the car at 3 30.

best thing ever, chick is as good/sikker than me.

so mother fucking hot.

Hot skier chiks=yay

hot boarder posers=play
 
haha at my hill these 3 snowboarder girls literally just sat under the lift for hours throwing snowballs at people on the lift. me and my friends respond by throwing snowballs back from the lift, as well as spraying them as we mob down
 
I love hot girls on the mountain who suck, cus it makes you look that much cooler when you do something impressive. I ski Hood and there are a lot of shitty snowboarders sitting around, and ya they suck, but if they're girls looking good I'm all for it, especially in the spring when they like to ride around without their shirts. I actually went up a qp the other day just chekcing it out and just slid into it, spun 180 and rode out switch past these girls, and got a YAAAA. I had sex with them both five minutes later and pulled the same trick: slipped in, turned 180, and rode out. Typical Hood.
 
its not a fashion show? Since when?

Note to all the girls out there who do mountain things... dont forget to re-up on your mascara at lunch.
 
I don't fuck dudes and I don't ski with chicks. They can dress and ride however they want as long as they have a J and a beer ready for me when I take off my boots. HaHa just kidding, but seriously, I have no problem with posers or gapers because they never ski the same shit as me so they are not in my way and they support the economy through purchasing lift tickets.
 
there is NOTHING worse than that. i go to CU-Boulder, and there are so many fine ass girls that say they ski or snowboard, so then I take them up and it ends up being the worst day of my life.

trust me guys, it's better to have a girl that doesnt ski or snowboard
 
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