The "name your own dildo"

[TomDavies]

This is the thread for naming a dildo.

First name a place, then a sharp object.

"The New York Jackhammer"

"The Hungarian Horntail"

"The Brazilian Piledriver"

 

[.graham.]

The south-pacific legend

 

[swagyoloswag]

"The texas enforcer"

 

[BROCO]

The american toenail

 

[dingus]

"OP's Butthole Cleaver"

 

[dingus]

Fuck your rules

"OP's Butthole Penetrator"

"OP's Mothers Butthole Stretcher"

"OP's Sister Banger"

"OP's Dads Gay Mid-Life Crisis Beater"

"OP's Dog Chew Toy"

"OP's Grandmother Cheese Grater"

 

[Chubbs.]

The Lousiana Lawndart

 

[JEWmanji]

The Colorado peak

 

[CHORIZO]

Place sharp object

 

[270on420out]

Rossignol FKS

 

[theabortionator]

Sweet dildo OP

 

[L0gic]

The Pakistani Penentrator

 

[duder227]

Baseball bat

 

[safety.third]

the boise barstool

 

[fresh_prince]

www.lineskis.com

 

[Titus69]

The Louisville Slugger

 

[Japaneezy]

Marker Griffon

 

[S.J.W]

The down under pounder. (I'm Australian)

 

[DIX~]

Rossignol FKS

Hahahahaha. I think the Look PX and whatever the Rossi equivalent is are even worse

 

[THEE_wizard]

The yankee candle

 

[S.J.W]

Marker Griffon

This is so accurate. Landed back seat way too many times and tore myself a new one

 

[LucasTrent]

Alaskan pipe line

or

Donkey dick

 

[steezburgereddie]

Marker Griffon

I got very close to losing my anal virginity (which i do not want to lose) because of my big black jesters.

 

[.CJ.]

I got very close to losing my anal virginity (which i do not want to lose) because of my big black jesters.

One time the binding went through a kids pants and he had to rip it out of his butthole, he was screaming the whole time.

 

[I_Am_Mod]

not big but clean

 

[assatrailz]

Long hanging Larry

 

[UrbanYeti]

"meh"