the "name that qoute" thread

Freestylindude

Active member
If you win you get an e-cool point.

whatever.

okay, here we go, qoute number one:

'Damn you, Mop-And-Glow!'

in the year 3030, everybody wants to be an MC

 
Thomas the Tank Engine.

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kill the hippies

proud member of the kpp

theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later - skierdudeguy

 
stewie form family guy

'God invented tity bars so I could have a place to go get tities rubbed in my face whenever I want.' -Rob

 
damn you beat me too it.

ok, 2 people said this quote:

'well sir, i may not agree with what you say but i will defend to the death your right to say it.'

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
god everytime I hear that I shit my pants

here's another

'are you two brothers?'

'No!.........YES!!!....Oh man works everytime!'

in the year 3030, everybody wants to be an MC

 
^night at the roxbury?

'God invented tity bars so I could have a place to go get tities rubbed in my face whenever I want.' -Rob

 
^^ghandi

'Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes.'

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ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
 
'it doesnt matter, because at the end of the day, im still not you, so its a good day.'

( . Y . )

SUMMER
 
^^ haha ghandi, sooooooo good. anyway i think i've heard that last quote, whats it from.

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kill the hippies

proud member of the kpp

theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later - skierdudeguy

 
isnt gahndi the answer to the right to say it one?

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ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
 
uhh Brink or something

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kill the hippies

proud member of the kpp

theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later - skierdudeguy

 
'I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum.'

'God invented tity bars so I could have a place to go get tities rubbed in my face whenever I want.' -Rob

 
'i dont't hit men that wear glasses'

'i'm not wearing glasses'

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ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
 
okay you people suck. you have to get the answer before you can post a new quote. retards.

in the year 3030, everybody wants to be an MC

 
this is an easy one 'Are you gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you going to bite?'

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kill the hippies

proud member of the kpp

theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later - skierdudeguy

 
Asac, you've started something horrible. WHY, of all quotes, did you have to pick THAT one?!?

No, that quote was not Ghandi. It is commonly attributed to Francois Marie Arouet, more commonly known as Voltaire. However, he neverr said it. The quote itself was composed by Beatrice Hall in a book ABOUT Voltaire, in an attempt to sum up his attitude. The actual quote which inspired it was,

'''Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so too.'''

Which actually was Voltaire. This all led to a recent pundit's quote:

''I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to mis-attribute this quote to Voltaire.''

So there you go.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
yeah well who answers quotes from the fucking disney channel? i have never once in my life watched any show from that piece of shit.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
 
P.S., the one above me was Mr. White, Played by Michael Madsen, from Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs. Complete enough?

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
pretty good at searching google^ ehh?

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ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
 
very impressive J.D.

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kill the hippies

proud member of the kpp

theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later - skierdudeguy

 
i meant about my quote and the whole Voltaire thing. i learned about Voltaire this year a little, and liked what he had to say.

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kill the hippies

proud member of the kpp

theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later - skierdudeguy

 
'If you were me, then I'd be you, and I'd use your body to get to the top of the mountain, theres no stopping me.'

I just wanna ski, is that to much to ask in life
 
^you should probably pick movies that havent been used already...

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
 
^^ who posted that quote? cause I havent seen it in this thread yet.

I just wanna ski, is that to much to ask in life
 
the second person that said my quote was Peter Griffin

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
i meant the guy above who used reservoir dogs again with ' are you going to bark...

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
 
'To Assume makes an ass out of you and me.'

[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]

I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy

Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity

I'm paying a good buck

So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck

When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is

Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
 
they say it at the beginning of a me first and the gimme gimmes song...

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
 
i remembered all of these from when i was 3.

'Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.' - 1865

'Well informed people know it is impossible to transmit the voice over wires and that were it possible to do so, the thing would be of no practical value.' - 1895

'Radio has no future.' - 1897

'There is not the slightest indication that nuclear energy will ever be obtainable. It would mean that the atom would have to be shattered at will.' - Albert Einstein, 1932.

'There is no need for any individual to have a computer in their home.' - 1977

'I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.'- Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943.

'But what ... is it good for?' - Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip.

[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]

I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy

Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity

I'm paying a good buck

So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck

When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is

Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
 
'When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was six, I did. The doctors didn't know if my eyes would ever heal. I was terrified, alone in that darkness. Slowly daylight crept in through the bandages, and I could see, but something else had changed inside of me.'

^those who have seen Requiem for a Dream might know this one

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'hitler on a stick i tell ya. The new frozen treat from COMMUUNIST CHINA'

 
'Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present.' - Marcus Aurelius Antoninus (121 AD - 180 AD), Meditations, 200 A.D.

'No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.' - Michael Pritchard

'I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.' - Stephen Hawking

'The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.' - Roy Blount Jr.

[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]

I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy

Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity

I'm paying a good buck

So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck

When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is

Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
 
'An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.' - Aldous Huxley (1894 - 1963)

'If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?' - Vince Lombardi (1913 - 1970)

[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]

I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy

Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity

I'm paying a good buck

So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck

When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is

Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
 
Alright, easy one 'These Snozberries taste like Snozberries.'

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

-Not enough money for a summer camp this year-session 4

_-_-_-_Scoot4Life_-_-_-_

 
'I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.' - Confucius

'What the superior man seeks is in himself; what the small man seeks is in others.' - Confucius

'Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open.' - Elmer G. Letterman

[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]

I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy

Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity

I'm paying a good buck

So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck

When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is

Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
 
whoevers quote was 'im here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and im all out of gum' that was an opening quote from that duke nukem game fucking AGES ago..... i still say that line and i get tons of laughs, hahaha

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actually J.D is wrong that quote is by Mr.Blonde played my Michael Madsen, Mr. White was played by Harvey Keitel

Nicole

****PULP FICTION****

Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?

Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.

Jules: Then what do they call it?

Vincent: They call it a 'Royale' with cheese.

Jules: A 'Royale' with cheese! What do they call a Big Mac?

Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it 'le Big-Mac'.

Jules: 'Le Big-Mac'! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call a Whopper?

Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

 
'Oh yeah? Well according to paragraph 7,

sentence 3, word 8 of the Geneva convention: 'the.' So there.'

uhh, Youve got your skis on backwards--some old guy on the lift
 
'If you mess with Kirk, you're going in the grinder'

'Now this grinder of yours, is it a real grinder or is it just metaphorical'

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SkeeOrDie: I don\'t hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
 
'you have two days to live, what are you gonna do?'

*cocks gun* 'kill people...'

(gasp in backround)

'no, not you'

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
'Human sympathy has its limits, and we were content to let all thier tragic arguments fade with the city lights behind.'

 
jackamo's is from PI.

KLD's is from sooper troopers

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
Starky got me. And I can recite half that movie by heart, too. Total brain cramp...

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
'your fancy cars,, and your celberty friends and your buetufl women and your victora stlvsatd playmate of the year...' FUCK!!!!!!

RRRRRAAAAZZZZMAAATAAAAZZZ

Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust

Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
 
AHH how about we instate the rule that you can't post until the previous quote has been answered, this is just too confusing

~Ella

Messed knees for life

*skiing isn't a sport, it's a lifestyle*

Ella and Lauren: changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.
 
may the wind always be at your back adn the sun always upon your face,

“This sort of behavior is left to the psychotic, dogmatic, fundamentalist believers you see on your TV everyday letting off bombs and killing people in the name of God. Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing...'Maynard James Keenan
 
fuck.... may the wind always be at your back and the sun always upon your face, and the winds of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars.

“This sort of behavior is left to the psychotic, dogmatic, fundamentalist believers you see on your TV everyday letting off bombs and killing people in the name of God. Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing...'Maynard James Keenan
 
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