the most stupid reason u ever got fined

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Sgt.Hessu

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fuck i got fined pretty much about talking dirty to a minor!!! i was at my friends and he had a little sister that has a crush on me(looks 17 but is 14)(i hate when that happens), anyways at one point she came to me and started talking really dirty to me what she wanted to do with me, so i was like ok, and i started talking even dirtier to her(had no intentions to fuck her, but just for fun... her father heard it, and he is a policeman... so he gave me a fine about sexual harassement... fuk i hate policemen

scarface

i might start using mouthguard while skiing
 
i heard someone was fined several thousand dollars and sent to jail for using live bait(fucking earthworms) when fishing.... i htink it was like 5-10k..... incredibly weak

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'who wants to put the screws in?'

'i do!'

'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!
 
for smoking a blunt at a PHISH concert. the people on stage were higher than i was. bullshit. at least it was a security guard and not a cop. and it was more of a madatory bribe. he said he would leave us alone if we each gave him 20 bucks. if not, we get arrested.

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us

-an ashamed american
 
arrested? fuck that shit - security guards are rent-a-pigs... only athority they have is to hold you till the cops come (and if it's one of him and many of you like you said it was - you used us so i assume there was more than one of you - than you could easily get away) or escort you off the property. but concidering you were at a concert you could have just gotten away.

I've never been caught for anything yet, but I have some dumb friends. One got charged (theft) for stealing a bunch of those cheap ass bic pens from the school. Same guy with another one of my friends went out a few years ago on Devil's Night and tried to steal a tractor - they couldn't get it running so they just smashed all the windows out of the thing instead, my friend cuts his hand so he takes a piece of paper out of his pocket to wipe the blood off his finger and throws the paper on the ground - said paper had his name or number or something on it... they got caught. Me, my friend, and this other dude were sitting on main st. in stayner and the two got bored so they climbed up onto a roof of a store and started throwing snowballs at cars, than parked cars, than people on the sidewalk, eveuntally the cops came and charged them for mischief and trespassing.

I could go on, but I think I have proven that my friends are dumb.

Darryl Hunt

'I think an animal orgy would be fun' Holly over the phone after talking about manipulating a bunch of stuffed animals into a big orgy.
 
man, thats just another sign that this damn country has its head up its ass, where fun like that can get you fined for that shit. It like where living in the USSR, your almost afraid to do anything.

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in singapor they banned chewing gum for quite a few years.

Darryl Hunt

'I think an animal orgy would be fun' Holly over the phone after talking about manipulating a bunch of stuffed animals into a big orgy.
 
attempted suicide. i mean, you dont fine someone for attempted speeding, you only fine them if they succed. i was all like what the fuck i didnt do anything wrong. and the judge made me pay it to teach me a lesson. but i got back at him. his dog never yipped louder then from the bottom of the sewer as i dropped the drain-o bomb. fuckin haters.

If 'pro'gress is defined as the act of moving forward, then 'con'gress must mean...
 
ALMOST for not wearing a skateboard helmet.....i wasn't even skating at the time, just walking

cops like 'where's your helmet?'

i was like 'that's not even a law, you can't dop anything about that'

'it is now, do u want me to drive u back to your place so you can get it??'

'no, i'm just walking'

'ok...but if i catch u skating it's a 40$ fine'

and it isn't a law....fucking popo

RES

Keeping It Real on the East Coast
 
i got fined 100bucks for no bike helmet,what the shit is that

'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
 
i got fined 100 dollars for being in a park when it was dark out, the cop was a dick as usual so he said next time im in a park when its dark out its mandatory jail time

 
my buddy got fined $500 and night in the slammer for underage drinking in new hampshire 3 weeks ago! (he's 20)

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