The most random phone call ever

eheath

eheath

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ok so i just got off the phone with this kid who goes to my school, and u have to understand this kid is kinda like the bitch of alot of ppl and hes cool and shit but u no hes just one of those people that gets picked on all the time and never has a gf or anything. well anways this kid randomly calls me, i havnt talked to him for like 2 months and he is totaly wasted and hes totaly sluring his words and shit and saying fuck every other word and tellin me all the shit about how he wished he could have a party and shit and it was prob one of the funniest things that has ever happend to me. so yeah this happen to anyone else tonight?

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high north session 3

VIVA LA RESISTANCE

Jesus loves you, but i think you an asshat
 
ha..but seriously i have no idea why he called me he kept tellin me he was watching south park then he would tell me to guess wat he was watching

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high north session 3

VIVA LA RESISTANCE

Jesus loves you, but i think you an asshat
 
yeah well it sounds like the typical drunk phone call but usually you get horny and wanna call girls, but he called you, so id watch out for that kid

 
ha i have the feelin he was callin everyone in his list cause i have never talked to that kid on the phone, or even hung out with him

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high north session 3

VIVA LA RESISTANCE

Jesus loves you, but i think you an asshat
 
and i have the feeling it was his first time being drunk or something. usually people don't call unless it's their first time being drunk or high

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def not his first time, and i no alot of ppl that call all the time when they r drunk

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high north session 3

VIVA LA RESISTANCE

Jesus loves you, but i think you an asshat
 
wednesday i got a call from some guy on my cell and he was asking me if i was ready for my training session on the dips for my new job. it was fucken wierd

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
Sounds like someone wants to make you their human shish-cabob.

Drunken phone calls are key tho when it's someone chill.

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)
 
^being drunk on ns and calling people is ok.

'collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable'

-ATLANTASKI

'r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?

fuck pussy dick suckin lip
 
^ Yeah I was just about to say that. Last night I got a IM from a kid who was obviously drunk and the first few messages went something like... fuck, fuck me, who are you? Where are all the hott chicks? Fuck I want to fucking fuck some fucking really fucking hott fucking girls right fucking now. Something along those lines.

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If you c
 
i got a call from my friend who was over at his friends house. my friend wasnt drink but his friend and parents were wasted. he called and hears how it went

"(kevin)rory you gotta help, everybodys drink

"(jordans dad) gimme that phone, or im gonna rape you with my knife"

"(kevin) se, oh my god, get away, AHHHHHHHHHHH"

then the phone gave me the tone, 3 hours later kevin and jordan come over, and jordans still piss drunk. my mom calls the cops because he almost got hit by a bus and coidlnt walk home. anyway it was crazy.

machavok.com

 
I get random calls from preachers all the time; so often that they aren't really becoming random anymore, it's pretty much predictable that someone will call my house and start reading scripture. i actually listened to the first few times because i felt bad. now i hand the phone to someone else.

THE POWER IS YOURS!
 
^ I just say say "Jesus hates you" and hang up. What are they going to do about it? Now if the drug dealer you haven't paid yet gives you a call you politely offer to drive over and pay double.

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)
 
i think he wants to suck your dick... he is your bitch isnt he?

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
i try and stay away from drunk calls, making them and taking them. ahh well sometimes there funny both ways

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i dont get why that phone call was so funny... you must go throught he dialogue between you two to explain yourself better.

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
i got a phone call from this random dude a while back, and this is our conversation:-

me- hello?

dude- hello?

me- uhhhh, hi

dude- hi, who is this?

me- yeah... you called me, who are you?

dude- oh, ok

me- do i know you?

dude- probably not

me- ok, well, what's up man?

dude- not too much, what's your name?

me- why do you want to know my name? you called me dude.

dude- oh yeah. ok.

me- alright, i'm leaving.

dude- alright.

me- AND DON'T CALL THIS NUMBER AGAIN BITCH OR I'LL KILL YOUR FAMILY

dude- 'click'.

me- bahahaha. 'click.

...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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keep it real.
 
hahahahahhahaha

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Valley-Lu

"dude. i've read freeze, talked on the phone, ate pizza, and did homeowrk all at the same time... while i was taking a shit!"- seanpistol

 
percisely the reason why he doesnt have a girlfriend.. hes also drunk and also calling you randomely.. now if that doesnt say faget to you. ~ then what does?

*****Capital city Ridaz***** est 2003

 
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