The Most Epic Night Ever

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Characters: Me (peter), my brother ryan and friends: joe, johannes, robbie, jake, kristina, tenny, max, and hated eliza...
takes place in seattle

So, on friday, we all went to johannes's house except for eliza. We played super smash bros. brawl for a while, and then played some call of duty 5. We wanted to headd out of his house quickly, because eliza wanted to hang out with us, but we didn't want to hang out with her. So, right as we were getting into the cars to leave, eliza walks up. Fortunately, max and jake took her away from us in max's car. props/thanks. So, we go to seward park where we meet kristina (who was in big trouble with her parents for smoking/drinking/bad grades and said she was in west seattle) and she has hella weed. They all smoke (my brother and i don't smoke or drink) and i was on the swings. I kicked joe from the swings, and he ran after me and eventually tackled me. But, we were going to head down from the park, so me, johannes and kristina go in her car and ghostride DOWN a hill playing hyphy music at full volume. We were hanging on the doors and johannes was smoking a fat blunt. So, we get to the bottom and kristina was like "yo peter, wanna learn to drive" (i haven't ever driven before, i'm 15) and i was like "hell yeah!" So, she has this audi that used to be a rally car, a stick shift, and she went over the basics. I stalled the car the first two times, but after that, i got the hang of it. I took two laps around the bottom of seward park, and handed the reigns over to joe. He tried to start the car, but fucked up somehow, and the next time he tried to start it, the car wouldn't even turn on. So kristina was fucked because she was supposed to be in west seattle. Eventually, she figured out what was wrong (her dad was a car collector and she knows hella about them) and it was the starter. So, me, ryan, robbie, and joe pushed her car up a hill while johannes and tenny drove to get some money for food later on. We pushed kristina's car down the hill, and she got it to start and said that it probably wouldn't start again so she would park at a gas station on ranier ave. (next to taco bell) where her family always gets gas and would tell her parents she was on her way back from west seattle. So, me, ryan, joe, and robbie all get into ryan's car and drive to taco bell where we would meet johannes and tenny, as well as kristina. As it turns out, kristina's car was fine after that...
So, we get to taco bell and this guy who works there obviously knew that they were all really high, so he gave us free drinks and cheap food...chea!!! His name was RJ and he sat down with us as we ate 3 platters (27 tacos/burritos). Since joe paid for one by himself, he jewed 7 tacoes, and only shared two of his. So RJ was like "man, you must be REALLY hungry bro" obviously noting about how high he was. Well, we all ate our food and then wanted desert. Me, kristina, and johannes went up to him at the counter and ordered two empionatas and 1 order of twists. He said "that'll be 2 dollars" and put the money in his pocket.
Then, we left taco bell and went to frink park where they all smoked more and drank plum vodka. So, robbie and joe came with me and ryan, and kristina and johannes went together. We met at starbucks in leschi and robbie felt sick. i stayed in the car with him while they went, but it was closed. So, we went to verite coffee on 34th and chilled there for a while. Johannes ordered an americano, which turned out to be super hot and he spilled it everywhere. haha. So, robbie asked me what he smelled like (he always gets paranoid) and i was like "plum vodka" so he sprayed a ton of old spice on himself until he smelled like deodorant. Then, we went to joe's house (super rich with an xbox and a HUGE tv) and played halo 3 for a while. I went upstairs becasue i was hungry and asked his parents if i could make myself something and the were like "oh, we'll just order pizza" so i was like "ok that's filthy"
when the pizza came, joe went upstairs with me first and had a long conversation with his parents about random shit, but was soooo convincing, i wouldn't have suspected it.
so, noboy got caught for anything, i got to drive an audi, and we're about to kick it with RJ at taco bell two fridays from now

thanks for reading this if you did, it probably doesn't sound nearly as cool as it was.

sparknotes: we ditched this bitch, got high, i drove a stick without ever driving before, we got free shit at taco bell, got drunk, got high again, cooled off at a coffee place and played halo while eating pizza
 
haha, i didn't pay a cent for my food all night. it was fun. we made a dinner date with rj in two weeks and he's about to hook us up again.
 
you're my little brother, and i say that you can't drop the n-bomb on ns. i gotta keep you in line punk.

RJ does remind me of a brown bear though.
 
sorry for the double post but yeah that was super boring and really lame, but i guess i forgot what it was like to have nights like that, its been too long. i guess at my age its hard for people to have fun so innocently if that makes sense.
 
What was the point of that? Maybe it would be fun if you're 15 or something, oh wait you are! haha sorry I couldn't resist..
 
im never driving around seattle ever again.

... and im sending this to your parents and all aforementioned children's parents
 
EXCUSE ME?? what the fuck is your problem you hideous little scum bag. go suck your own balls..

oh wait not possible.. since you clearly have none!!
 
^ fighting on the internet is like competing in the special olympics. even if you win, your still retarded
 
haha yeah that night sounds really boring
but it seems like your stoked so niceeeeemaybe once you start drinking and smoking you'll realize that there is way more funner stuff to do than hang out at parks and watch kids smoke weed
 
^lol.. good point.. but i just dont understand why someone would call a chick a bitch when it was totally unprovoked. just not cool. i wont just let someone call me a biitch. even if it is the internet.
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
Chill, I hate when people on NS take every little thing someone says so seriously. Your on newschoolers for christs sake, if you take anything (and I mean anything) seriously, especially in NSG then you are just fueling the fire. Like you said, it's the internet, who cares.

Bitch.
 
first of all: rj does not have red hair, he is black...

second: a formal apology for a somewhat lame thread

only the taco bell part could be considered epic, but only when you're in that situation and super hungry.

i tend to leave my little brother at home when i plan on doing anything considered "epic" and even so, choose not to write about it

the title is an overstatement

he doesn't get out enough. i apologize.
 
hahaha. lollol. you sound like a pretty chill older bro though.

im just disappointed that we don't know the same RJ

 
Seriously, I remember hunting for weed with you at Bumbershoot. I also remember trying to bum some off your lady friends, and hitting the roach of all the joints being passed around me to death.

You don't smoke weed?! I am duly confused.
 
yeah, all my friends smoke, but i don't. i remember you and matt were basically on a quest for weed and you came over and taylor hooked you up. i remember, before you came over she was looking at you all drunk and was like "ooh, that guy's hot" iono, i have no problem with weed, i just don't smoke for no real reason.
 
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