The Most Diabolical playa hata this side of the mt hood

itwasajoke

itwasajoke

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is none other than the nigga of my life Tim durtschi, I was teaching him how to lipslide 270 on to a down box and the nigga greases up his shorts and catches an edge and is fucked up and cant ski for a while, so we basically went around and played with your mothas pubic hair, and ate some looming girdwoodian cootch while mastering the ghetto art form of macaroni and cheez

You nee's ta diversify yo bonds nikka
 
tim stole my gloves.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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talib would be really proud of you

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Everyone pour some out for my dog Gideon Schmitt, if only we could all be a little more like him.
 
nigga... your women look like a pack of skittles

well id say soemthing about your women, but it looks as if you ate them.

there's a reason its called snowboarding......it's snowing!!!

-dumbass xgames anouncer

now the only thing to make my life complete is to turn ur face into a toilet seat.....im gonna piss on it.
 
tripleback go fucking break your neck you cockfucker. i hope a big black man with a 14 inch cock rapes you for three weeks straight. replacing blood that will be pouring form your ass and feeding you just enough to keep you alive

AMA-RIP
 
poor baby, im with wiener on this one.

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well i havent climbed everest but i have fucked a married chick.
 
oh my god, i swear, thats the fukin most lame thing ever, good jesus lord almighty, stop copying dave chappelle, god, its not as if every person in the lower 48 states and parts of alaska havent heard that bich.

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well i havent climbed everest but i have fucked a married chick.
 
i know you have a tape of those three words that you listen to every night while you touch yourself and you love it

I don't know where i'm going or where i'll end up but i'm going fast.
 
I LOVE NS

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

 
OOHH HAPPY DAYZ, oohh happy days

Nick

Pulled up, stop parked, rims still spinnin, valat lookin like he in the game and must be winnin

'Everything i say is a lie......except that.....and that' -Peter

'He was probably beating it to some sexy orangatang tittes in a national geographic' - Lateralis

 
I met troy at high north and he seemed like a pretty chill guy but NS seems to make him a little bit crazy in the head

'You think you're too cool for school, but I've got a newsflash for you Walter Kronkite...You aren't' - Zoolander
 
yeah, troy was funny at HN last summer. He royally fucked up his lip on the roller-coaster rail, it was nuts

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
yeah that was crazy when he fucked up his lip, I think he came up a little short on a corked 5 as opposed to fucking it up on the rollercoaster but that's not important really. I just remember him sitting in the tent waiting for the patrol to take him to get stitches in his mouth and Seth Morrison walking over eating a bag of chips and asking him if he wanted some, it was funny shit

'You think you're too cool for school, but I've got a newsflash for you Walter Kronkite...You aren't' - Zoolander
 
oh yeah, maybe that was it, but i do remember seeing him sitting under the tent with his teeth sticking out of his lip. that was nasty

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
you and the rest of the world arent dave chappelle.

it got old when old men at volleyball games were unenthusiastically saying 'yeah' and 'okay', as if they actually knew what it was about.

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'becuz atomick gives him more sstickerz so he is more spansczord'

-YAMATOM9 on why Mikael Deschaneux would go to Atomic
 
^OMG ITS TIMMY DIRTSKI

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

 
shit!

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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yeah.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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