the most annoying kids in washington

christine, you're the biggest newbie here. seriously, yer fucking HUGE.

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hahahahahahaha uh oh!!! shes gonna step on you sean!!!!!

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
not only is is a noob, but a incoherent noob. those are the best. Like Christine.

I got fucking 20th today at my meet in Lincoln Park West Seattle. fucking 19.38. Then i had some sushi, two odwallas and a pound of jelly beans. Kiwi is the best flavor.

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^Rowen^

'Avi!'

'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'

 
hey! what is this! bash on the asian day or something?! YOU RACIST PIGS!

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
 
shutup and stay awya, i dont want to get sars!

shes prbly fukn sum dirty kid like sam caylor while yor up here drivn yor suby n bichn w/ shevan

'I can do any trick I want, i am a super-star. watch and learn'

He then went straight at the jump but right before he hit it he stopped and ran back up to me and kicked me in the shin really hard with his ski boot and touched my bum while i was down. Next while I was writhing in pain in the snow he put on a little pointy dunce hat and red speckled glasses and pranced about singing 'I am cookie fairy! the cookie fairy! Would you like some Chocolate chip cookies? how about some peanut peacan cookies? What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant'
 
and make me some rice while you're at it.

whats this about a meet rowen? was it a gay meet? a gay meet?

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funky butlovin!

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
why is gay loving such an issue with us washington residents...

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
 
because we all know that rowen is secretly gay and we're just trying to let him know in our own way that it is ok with us and that we wont judge him for it, on the other hand we will still judge him for his looks and because he lives in duvall and because he brought a back pack to the msp premier.

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
dude i'm not ok with it. i've already said it. its a crime against god. god hates gays, why do you think he gave moses so much guff? ( i wish i knew more about the bible so i could make a TRULY funny joke there....but the only church figures i know are god, jesus, and moses....isn't sparticus in there somewhere?)

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buddy christ?!

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
you should here cindy. i have nothing against religion. i almost thing there might be a 'god' or something like that.... not for any reason other than it gets us that one step further in explaining the universe. everything came from the big bang...but where did that come from? like matter itself? i've also got another theory, that the reason the universe exists is because it couldn't NOT exist. the proof goes something like this:

think about the universe. theres lots of stuff, we can all agree on that. Now, imagine for a second that there was nothing. Just a total void. No universe, just nothing. BUT, now look at that sentance. There is nothing. There is a void. There IS. Meaning there IS something....that something being a VOID. But if you have 'nothing' then you have 'something' and so therefore the universe exists only because it could NOT not exist. Get it? This lesson in cosmology has been brought to you by Sean.

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oh yes...and cindy, being the scientific mind that she is, is VERY opinionated when it comes to religion. in fact, she is quite blunt, and VERY profane when the subject comes up. haha, never heard a girl say 'fuck' more in my life! hahaha, thats my gal!!!!

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haha, we took some Italians to Westlake Center to shop today, and there were all these guys there holding big signs that said 'ACCEPT JESUS OR BE DAMNED' and 'LOVE JESUS FOR HE WILL SAVE YOU' and we stopped and the Italians asked what they were and we tried to explain and then they laughed and the guys gave us all these evil looks.

And i had Thai Food. Thai Iced tea is the shit. It gave me SARS.

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^Rowen^

'Avi!'

'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'

 
ohh yea! thai food is the mo-tightest thing ever..and yah, thai iced tea is awesome

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Snowboarding Is For Little Fat Kids
 
thai food is weiner food. indian food is better. oh, my tumbly is grumbly....mmm, i should make curry...............mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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thai rules all....asia will take over the planet...just you watch

hey, this asian had her first work day at ski mart today! yea! awesome stuff...come in and visit her and she'll fit you for boots! haha

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fit me for boots, eh? sounds kinda erotic.

and no thai food does not rule all, and yes asians will take over. jesus, just walk around UW. its seriously like 90% korean. where's the honky love? (its right in my pants.....what? who said that?!)

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north korean gravel rocket what?

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don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
hahahahahahahaahahahaha

oh man, i totally forgot about that! hahaha, good times. UW aeronatics at work! haha

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in one of sean's aeronits class they had to get into groups and research doing some kind of space mission, be it satelites or telescopes like that big one they have out there, whatever its called. and one of the groups came up with the idea that North Korea was going to send a rocket up into the atmosphere with a bunch of gravel it it. it would explode and take out all of the satelites in earth's orbit. um yeah i think i just butchered the story. sean will probably yell at me threaten to beat me into submission and then tell the story correctly. hes so abusive, always punching me upside the head. hes a mean midget, like those little yelpey peice of shit dogs. oh i shouldn't have said anything about his height now im surely going to get it!!!! ima go hide now.

huh?

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don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
awesome correlation between 'yelpey piece of shit dogs' and 'the mean midge' (sean)....correlation...big words..what?

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correlation's no big word. aeronits. now thats a big word, haha.

A E R O N A U T I C S

Kevin, I swear to god I will beat you into submission.

Anyways, we had a project in one of my classes. We got in groups, and we had to come up with a mission or project of any kind really. Me and my group designed a Torus-shaped space station (like a donut) that would rotate to produce artificial gravity for research on longevity in space (long space travel). We had to research development and production costs, etc, where we would get materials.....essentially everthing, it was a ton of work. But this one group had this idea:

Take an old rocket, I think Korea has a few of their own, or maybe some of our old Redstones, I don't know. But they have the capability of sending something into orbital flight, but not the capability of designing and constructing a satellite. So they were going to fill a rocket with gravel. Send that up, and blow it up. Thus making millions of particles sure to be lethal to any US satellite they come across. Haha, the room was silent when they were done proposing it. None of them were asian, haha. But then Jack (our TA) mentioned that there is already TONS of debris up there, and the probability that anything would hit a satellite is VERY small. Almost negligable, thats why you've never heard of a satellite being taken out by a grain of sand (yes, a grain of sand would destroy a satellite). This gravel really wouldn't increase this probability....

...But it is an extremely funny idea.

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Ahhahaaa, thats awesome. But yeah, most of it would either fall into the atmosphere or get launched out of orbit, and then you are still talking about a relatively small quantity of gravel compared to the space in orbit that satalites follow. But still, funny. That class sounds like fun.

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^Rowen^

'Avi!'

'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'

 
no rowen.

if this gravel is put in to 'orbit' it will remain in orbit. it is assumed it would be placed at a correct orbital velocity for a given orbital altitude. orbital decay is completely negligable. but delicious!

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i have always wondered what this topic was about, and why it could get so long... now i know.

-The DR.-

Just chill and have an ice cold...
 
don't tell me you went and read the whole thread Dr. Pepper. that would be very sad.

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don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
oh heck no, i think i was able to get the gist that it is just a chat thread from the last page.

-The DR.-

Just chill and have an ice cold...
 
huh..that orbital velocity stuff....its just too much for my brain to handle...talk about intimidating...hey...haha that would mean sean is intimidating...short.intimidating.mean sean....rawr

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and No Teefa got it right. that is, how the threads end up...

-The DR.-

Just chill and have an ice cold...
 
yup and this thread will be a year old pretty soon. so does that mean sean gets it in that ass tonight?

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don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
WHAT?! hahahahahahahaha

RRRaaaawwwrrrrr... yes I am intimidating. And I just heard from my old Aero professor, that he's asking around, and theres a chance I might get....um, 'lab space' I guess you could call it, to work on my homebuilt turbojet. Yes thats right, my own space, with all the necessary tools and materials, for free, to build a working jet engine!!!!!

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so you wouldn't have to use your little turbo then?

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don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
no no, I'd still be using the same turbocharger. I'd just have a place to build it, welders to weld with, and steel/aluminum/titanium or whatever else materials I need to construct it.

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i will fucking kick your ass.

half life world? I bet you play counter strike don't you, fucking queer.

age of empires is better.

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SEAN! i will stomp you. you know i can. im HUGE. bitch

CS forever, FUCKIN AGE OF EMPIRES or whatever you said.

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Hi, my name is Sam Caylor. And i made the above post.

NS ARMY

When Greg thinks of me, he touches himself.
 
counter strike is so lame. battlefield 1942 is cooler, but age of empires is still way cooler than that. and then theres motocross madness, its in a category of its own, so fucking fun. and i can do 360's and 720's on mine, biatch. and now me and kev have been playing rise of nations...now THAT is fucking awesome!

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computer games and lan parties are for queer fagmos!

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don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
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