The moment you realize you are drunk

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then obviously you didn't drink enough pusssssssyyyyyyyy

 

[Spinoza]

"

 

[Negro_Jesus]

when i put my hand on something to steady myself when im pissing. Or standing up and sitting right back down

 

[dompuch]

Truth, once i stood up walked three steps and instantly had to go to the bathroom a throw up, then sat the fuck back down and ripped my friends bong

 

[Spinoza]

pwnd

 

[El.Guapo]

when you have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth..

 

[THUNT836]

girl i was talking to last night said she stops drinking when she can't feel her lips anymore (which she admitted was at like 4-5 shots).....

lolwut

 

[Chief.Queef]

when you light the wrong end of a cig.

 

[deleted5]

When I keep losing the top to my liquor bottle, only to realize its in my other hand.

 

[TheDude]

just noew i was like, wow im drunk and its 120 and rhen i was klike wow i don gicve a single fuck and i ya

 

[Anathema]

when i find myself smiling at nothing for a solid 5 minutes.

 

[KnobJockey]

when smoking seems like a really good idea

 

[cbj]

When you rub your face and it feels somehow different, like the reaction time of nerves on your face is lagging by a couple of seconds

 

[Jake...]

my cheeks or something start to go numb... and i know its game on

 

[easiestEC]

perfectly said

 

[Jane6]

bahahaha my life would pretty much be over

 

[cool_name]

when playgrounds are all of the sudden the funniest/most dangerous thing in the world

 

[accualyisdolan]

Eggs!

 

[Granby_killdozer]

last night at a party I got in to a bare knuckle boxing match with a guy who had 50 lbs on me... I was pretty drunk at that point.