The moment you realize you are drunk

My favorite is drinking on the river. Your bobbin around and dont realize how drunk you are until you get to shore and the whole world stops moving with you.
 
When you let a $6 Ice cream cone melt all the fuck over your hand, arm, and lap because you forgot you were holding it.
 
sitting around a campfire and drinking is always when I never realize how drunk I am. Like at a party you have conversations with different people and walk around and are in the party "mood". But if you are just around the fire with a smaller group just chillin and drinking you can be sitting on your ass for like 6 hours and drinking, but you don't really feel drunk because it's quieter and the conversations are longer and usually more engaged if that makes sense. Then you try and get up to go to bed and your legs don't work haha.

Also a really bad one I have done a few times is wake up and drive to work. then at work realize I'm still drunk and drove drunk. pretty sketchy because when you first wake up you feel like you are just hungover but then you have a coffee at work and be like WTF i'm wasted. I haven't done that in a LONG time though because if I wake up and question it, I just ride my bike or get a ride. Not worth dying or killing someone else
 
usualy for me its when i have only on my boxers, or im completely naked acting like nothing is wrong, thats pretty much how i know when i am nice and toasty.
 
when everything seems to be in fucking slow motion. And also the mirror thing, if I see a mirror I just stare at it for like a minute and forget the hell I am doing.
 
Oh, and when you completely binge on new years, drink a 40 of vodka on your third time drinking, and find yourself in a turned on shower, wearing a bikini top and boxxers. That one always gets me.
 
is right now

These things are soooo much worse than quesadillas, if ever given the opportunity, dint eat these. eat like chicken strips or some shit. these take a long time to make like chef guy would have trouble. but yeah so enchiladas are a no go on the nasa hitlist so il see all uou boyardees in the am. bye ns lawl stay creamy

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I have everyone beat.

when you go outside to smoke a cigarette late at night and the next thing you know it's 8 AM and the front door to your apartment is wide open. your laptop, keys, wallet, and cell phone are on the kitchen table directly in front of the open door................

OH and you live in poverty/crime ridden neighborhood in a third world country,

i still can't believe nothing bad happened, luckiest night of my life
 
When you have that one short moment where you are normal, and you just go wtf was I thinking.

Also, the moment when you realize you are high:

When I have that short moment of normal, and I'm like wtf did I just say for the past couple minutes. (I talk a lot when I'm high because I feel like it makes it seem like I'm not high, idk)
 
So mch this. I am normally a quite person and when I'm drunk, I talk so fuckin much. I just ramble on and on and on. And then get to hear about all the shit I said otter on which sucks
 
Yeah I think I'm gonna call bullshit on that one. I'm gonna assume you're about 150 pounds so a 40 of 80 proof would put you at .785% BAC. You'd be dead or have serious brain damage LONG before you ever got to even half of that.
 
when you and your friends start a cider fight in the bar and you end up with a soaking wet, see through top, and another friend pops up out of nowhere and starts licking your tits.

Dear God, I hope there arent any pictures of this.
 
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