The Metrosexual Revolution

yea lets bash those metrosexuals ! Looks like you get way more chicks than them by posting these stupid fucking threads on newschoolers. by the way i am aware of the irony of telling you this via newschoolers but im way too high for this shit to go on. go watch something other than family guy its too cliche. oo shit was that a metrosexual term, fuck maybe but who gives a shit. the point is regardless of how ugly the chicks are hes getting laid by multples and your sticking with one girlfriend, you should switch to his motto cause pussy aint got no face. thats how he rolls so give him a break. so what if the metrosexuals act a little feminem, if yove got a girlfriend already, what the fuck do you care

thats pretty much it im gonna watch some porn cheerio and remember

I"M ALAN PARTRIDGE
 
Haha this is the best thread I have ever created. I have mannaged to offend everyone in one way or another and isnt that worth something? The answer is yes you homo haha. Truth be told I dont have any problem with people dressing "nice". I dress nice and most of the time I have to wear a shirt and tie. However I dont think that dressing nice is metrosexual (what a stupid word by the way) I think that dressing like a homosexual is metro sexual. Im talking pink shirts collar poped and tight pants ect. I dont know a whole lot of gay people so I dont really know what they wear. So basically Im basing all my opinions of TV namely an episode of South Park that I saw which was quite hilarious. You know what Im talking about. I just dont like how gay culture is gaining so much support. I really dont care if it has expectence(I think that word starts with an "a"). I remember the good ole days where a sufficient cut down would be calling a someone a "FAG" or, I dont know, "GAY". Now it seams like these words are becomming taboo. To the people in this thread who say "I scare them" or "how could you be so ignorant" I say to them, fuck you grow a pair. And to that one dike that is posting alot in here trying to be cool you are a dirty little twat go clean out the sand from said twat and stop posting on a subject that you cant understand because you are not a guy. As much as you would like to be a guy you are not you are a girl. One sec let me say that one more time. You are a girl. The lesser sex. Sure you can give life. So what. I can pee standing up haha suck on that shit. Also I created this thred to get some peple to take the opposite point of me and try to cut me down. If you do reply try to put something coherent together perhaps longer than one or two sentences. That it you homos peace.
 
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH, you're basing the majority of your opinion on what you learned on SOUTH PARK!?!?! AHAHHhahAHA YES! wow.
 
Wow, burned so badly on a thread that you have to find a link to make her look bad. And hell, every girl needs a good spoonful of ass every now and then, no biggie.
 
Fuck off and die.

I didn't get burned even once here. Three ppl quoted me and said, OMG he called me gay. No one ever even tried to "burn" me.

Secondly, that's a damn funny thread made by a friend of mine. I suggest you read it. Seriously it's funny shit.
 
Yea, funny shit. Anyway, if you won't die then do the next best thing and shut up. You know what, I'll even help you by shutting up myself. This is the last time I will post in this thread. In fact I won't even come back to look at your response to this. so don't bother.
 
pssh to each his own, if some dude wants to dress or act a certain way, it is of no inconvienence to you. personally i think the best looking guys are the ones who probably haven't showered in a couple of days. but seriously no one cares if you don't like guys in tight jeans, or if you are a homophobe it's called TOLERENCE. keep your negative shit to yourself.
 
God dammit you should read the god damn thread. I have no tollerence. How about you keep your positive shit to your self. Is that positive. Also I care if guys wear tight jeans. Therfore you are wrong when you say no one cars if guys wear tight pants. As of now I am forbiding girls from posting in this thread because as I said earlier they have a brain 1/8th our size. This is why they like tolerance because they cant think hard enough to dislike something. Why should I tolerate something that sucks. Also as I said again I dont care if guys dress nice. I dress nice. I dont like guys that act like homos. Wearing girl style clothes. I dont like gay society, like someone might not like Communism or the nazis. Sure gays might not opress people or kill jews but they could be. A lot of them are hiding in the closet. You can get away with a lot of shit in the closet. Not that I would know.
 
this thread is so pathetic. jessbuff had to go find another thread where i said i ate asshole and this weirdo keeps calling me a dike. one thing i hate about this place is people can't take jokes, obviously. and the creator person, you should leave now, or change your name.
 
aight so I just had to come back and see what was goin on. and I find this! You say "one thing i hate about this place is people can't take jokes." You are just such a hypocrite. I was kidding about the asshole thing! Obviously you were joking, right. I was trying to put in some comedic relief to relieve the friggen tension!

And the above comment by darkfranchise is clearly a joke! AHHHHHHHHHHHH, learn how to take a joke What's the matter with you!
 
Who cant take a joke? Oh ya me, but niether can you. Its not that I think you are a dike, im just pretty sure you are a dike. I am baseing this on the fact that you are an ugly girl. You could say the same thing about me. Although calling me an ugly girl would pretty much be a compliment. Also I dont think their are any pictures of me on NS.
 
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU! Are you on drugs? You are in the 420 cult after all. You must be joking because you are behaving like an 8 year old. Calling people a FAG is totally against what you were preaching about before. Just drop it. You actually had the upper hand because you were taking the high road. Now you've just degraded yourself.
 
what are you gonna do about it? please try and beat me up over the internet. i'd like to see you try. after all you are just a fudge-packer
 
I cant beat you up over the internet. You silly dike. Hey what do you call a lesibian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss haha
 
what do you call a gay dinosaur?

a megasoreass.

anyways how's your ass cuz we all know your boyfriend railed you last night and you shit on his dick. sick fag boy
 
but yeah dark francsis, There aer plenty of gays out there that are just normal people like you, besides oriention that deserve respect, but yeah, it is kinda annoying when a gay person really imposes their gaynes on people.

bye
 
look,i dont think its that big of a deal, if being metro gets more chicks than who the fuck cares? let people dress the way the want,if they wanna look clean and nice big fuckin deal and last time i checked tom brady and jon olsson are both pretty metro to me and they are both sick and athletes and prolly get laid a shit load
 
i don't find anything wrong with a heterosexual man who wants to learn how to cook, sew and dress nice. I have been accused of being metro myself and it doesn't bother me a bit. And i promise i'm 100% heterosexual. I just have a range of talents.
 
I think I would rather go for someone thats more of the normal guy type, al this new fad stuff is weird, and guys can't wear pants tighter then me, thats just a no
 
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look at how metro i am!
 
okay so look at all the women clint eastwood got as dirty harry or the man with no name, you know he got that shit down, the rough and tough i dont care look, you dont need ot be metrosexual to get laid,you just gotta give em what they want and at the time it was grizzly beards and ponchos. but hey why the fuck did you bother staring this thread you know, like you were obvioulsy completely sober when you wrote this shit. you r spelling is so clear and what not its obvious you have no life. fuck man are you just so jealous of these metroseuals, huh cartman is that it, what hapens when you find out its the crab people yea thats right ,that episode is old but thats the only basis for yuour argument. or maybe its that the metrosexuals arent spending all their sobertime on newsch9oolers complaining and ranting you little bithc. what the fuck do you have to offer he women huh!? YOU think youre the big shit with your peter griffin pic and your rants. what the fuck man,. do something with your life, go get laid and maybe then you wont complain. shit you dont even need to dress metrosexually to do that, yea thats right you can stop jerking off on your computer and get the fuck out there and do something with your life did you ever think of that . fuck your post youre so proud of your controversy,all youve done is brough attention to the fact tht youre not gett8ing laid and all that masterbation is making you frustrated. andyou know hwta before you say , well look at you youre on newschoolers posting this shit, id like you to know that i am getting laid regularly and not from a gf, and not form hookers but rather by making the mopst out of life an getting the fuck off of this fucking forum and talking to real life girls you douchebag. yea thats right they dont have cooties and you might have something in common with them, you know thy are people too. so fuck off on the metrosexuals, just cuase they get wayyyy mopre pussy than you , you little bitch. fuck youre post, fuck your forum fuck the world go talk to some girls then go bash the metrosexuals when you realize you cant eve start a conversation with a girl because you spend all your fucking time on newschoolers beatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 that all bitch bye
 
but schweitzer ive been a memember on here longer than you, i just used to have better things to do, but now this has become my new stoned habit and you know what its a lotta fun and so heres the plan,. we'll team up and bash all these douchbags or wankers or twats whatever floats yuor boat will work, the point is they sit on here all the time just waiting for a chance to say something funny and have their friends back them up cause theyof internet junkies waiting for something to do while their latest porn downloads. but yea think about it , team up, knock em down, cwood for life but heres to uvic ive got shit to do buhbye
 
haha sorry i got mad, its all that gunther and someone being in my room that i hate, fuck amanda, fuckin poser, she can grow a bigger moustache than me, shit why is my roommat (who id like to point out is willbanks) friends with her
 
the term bitch is so widely used on this site. do you think i don't know i'm a bitch or something? cuz yeah i'm a bitch. this is very true. as for the lesbian part, all i can do is laugh at you
 
Good job man you really had a good responce. Unlike some of the girls on this web site which you think I should get to know better. Now for my rebuttle, You dont have to believe any of this althought it is 100% true. Ok so you say that I should do something with my life. I am a junior in Petroleum engineering in one of the highest ranked engineering schools in the west. I play club lacrosse and was on the swim team untill I broke my collar bone. I am an avid skiier and probably better than you. I have had a steady girlfriend all my life with my most recent relationship lasting about 1.5 yrs. She is probably hotter, more intelegent, and classier than any girl has ever looked at you. I work for Hughes solid control in denver and have to wear a shit and tie every day. So I am not some kind of bum. I dont hate guys that dress good as I have said previous times. I hate the fact that it is becoming cool to act like a homosexual and be straight. IE shopping reading girl magazines and talking to girls about these things. I guess it is kind of hard to explain. You are correct in that the only reason I posted this thread was because I was extreamly bored. I was in the cody lab studing for finals and I needed a break. However now I am sitting in my room waiting to go to my friends mother funeral in about ten minutes. I have lots of sex infact I had sex last night and it was wonderfull. I never claimed to be un-sober when I wrote this. If anything I claimed to be super sober. When I said I was basing my whole argument on South Park I was obviously joking if you cant see that then you dont even deserve to post. Also I do masterbate a lot it helpes me sleep. If you think it is cool to just go around and fuck chicks you are a ignorant bastard. The best relationships I have had lasted more than a year. I think it is you who should do something with you life. I created this thread to get a rise out of people like you. Whats your excuse you logged on to newschoolers and decided that you would show me whats up with you shitty spelling and generic points? You say I spend all my time on newschoolers. When really I spend probably less than ten minuets a week normally although recentally I have been increasing my time on line. As for the girls on this site that can hardly be consindered women. Vulgar, butch, and ugly. Maby im just old fassion. Or maby I dont like dike 15 year old feminists. I like how you put her in her place when she called you a noob. I dont really know what noob means but with 4000+ posts and staying up to 3AM on NS she probably needs to get a life. I apologies for the Billy Maddison - Happy Gilmore quote but seriously they are pretty much the same movie. gotta go
 
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