the many uses of duct tape

Mavrck

Mavrck

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Duct Tape could be the most useful thing on the planet.....i have a few of my own uses for it....i made a basketball hoop out of it one time...i also made a wallet and when the lawn mower handle came off i duct taped it back on...works good as new....What else have u used it on?

DO$

'Some ski for the fun of it.....I....I ski for the hell of it..'

 
continually patched split snowpants until the entire butt was duct-tape - learned just how much duct-tape likes to slide on the snow.

also fixed a broken ski with a peice of 2x4 and duct-tape, it didn't flex too well, but it skied very fast in a straight line.

life is too short to have any regrets
 
my last mountain bike was held together with ductape

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im not crazy 'cause i take the right pills everyday
 
my friend made a whole backpack out of ducttape, and hes plannin to make a suit for the prom, he says you can get a scholarship for this stuff

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

 
Using duct tape as a condom would hurt.

-Tim Light-

I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.

-Skiierman
 
my nalg-

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h o l i d a y - v a l l e y - f r e e s t y l e

 
gray camo, caution, lime green, blue, green camo, light pink, red and hot pink

h o l i d a y - v a l l e y - f r e e s t y l e

 
YEAH i made wallets, my friends made shoes, gloves, vests, hats, all of it, and made tons of money, it was so sick but i mean, who the fuck wants to wear ducktape hat

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
well this one time my gf didnt feel like taking a load in her mouth and so i blew without telling her and i was quick on the draw with the duct tape and i taped her semen filled mouth shut, taped her hands behind her back and fucked her in the ass and busted a nut inside her ass and taped her asshole shut. it was funny when she finally regained conciousness

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
^^over the top??? naw....

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1. Cover your stump before you hump.

2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.

7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.

10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.

11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

12. If you go into heat, package your meat.

13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.

14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.

15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
 
no of course it wasnt over the top, i made it up to her by taking her to macdonalds for a big mac so she could actually take a shit

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
my borther made a little dude out of duct tape.. he named him frank and throws him in front of cars

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do not speak unless you can improve the silence
 
One time I was at flight training school, and I was forced to use this crashed plane. I went to the pharmicy and bought a shopping cart of duck tape, went to my plane, made wings, and made a hull out of it, and fixed the motor with it. I gave me one good flight with my instructor, but the second time, one wing came off, and luckily I had done a lot of simulation, so I had to lean faaaar to the right, but the landing was hard, I had a cuncossion, luckily that was all.

C-Man
 
iv made yamikas out of duck tape for some jewish kids. i made them out of camo duck tape so they could hide from hitler

what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......

Guns N' Roses
 
Do your friends laugh at your jokes?

Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.

You have been warned…

 
u moron it wasnt a joke

what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......

Guns N' Roses
 
haha...camo...hide...hehe

ive covered my skis in pink and camo duct tape, ive covered my ski poles in pink duct tape, i dont know how to make a wallet but i wnat one, im making a helmet and covering it in camo duct tape. its gonna be sick

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ARMADAS ARE THE BEST SKI!!!BUY THEM

And no, I'm not getting photo incentives from those ads. If i wanted to do that, I'd just say 'Rip Curl, Nordica, Marker, Level, Astrix.' See? Now i've made money.' - Brad Holmes to some idiot kid from Potland Maine

'If I had to think about my steeze it wouldn't be mine. It's got to come naturally. Style is your own way to be, to ride, to live.' - Dan Mavrey, Pro wakeboarder
 
yay i made that thread about the warts. it still isnt gone by the way.

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ARMADAS ARE THE BEST SKI!!!BUY THEM

And no, I'm not getting photo incentives from those ads. If i wanted to do that, I'd just say 'Rip Curl, Nordica, Marker, Level, Astrix.' See? Now i've made money.' - Brad Holmes to some idiot kid from Potland Maine

'If I had to think about my steeze it wouldn't be mine. It's got to come naturally. Style is your own way to be, to ride, to live.' - Dan Mavrey, Pro wakeboarder
 
oww.....ive never tried it on snow...i think im gonna duck tape some old shoes to some wood...sand the fronts to a rounded edge so as not to eat shit...and try to ski em in my yard...maybe even get the courage to hit a jump....

DO$

'Some ski for the fun of it.....I....I ski for the hell of it..'

 
i tried taping up my shorts at placid when they ripped but it didnt stick

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

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'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
u can always use it to tape your cock to your leg if it gets in the way of sports.

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duct tape your ass shut.

-Tim Light-

I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.

-Skiierman
 
the only 2 things needed in life:

duct tape

pepto bismal

thats it.

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'the 06 PE's will have tiny spinners for rivits.

' mommy on the blingiest skis ever, the 06 PE's.
 
^bahaha, I drink pepto bismal like its water..

but I also drink water like its pepto bismal..

whats that mean? I don't know, I'm high, common.

patj
 
for diets

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ARMADAS ARE THE BEST SKI!!!BUY THEM

And no, I'm not getting photo incentives from those ads. If i wanted to do that, I'd just say 'Rip Curl, Nordica, Marker, Level, Astrix.' See? Now i've made money.' - Brad Holmes to some idiot kid from Potland Maine

'If I had to think about my steeze it wouldn't be mine. It's got to come naturally. Style is your own way to be, to ride, to live.' - Dan Mavrey, Pro wakeboarder
 
i made a duck tape wallet, i wasted alot of time there, but i wanna put some camno duct tape on my poles, thatd be killer

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...

 
Bad idea: covering a casted broken limb with duct tape, i did that once and the duct tape didn't let the cast breathe so sweat couldn't escape and my foot turned white and smelled really bad.

 
ive got a red duct tape wallet with diagonal lines of whit running all over it. its purty. my friend who made it also sells them on ebay

-Brady

if i went on porn more than NS my penis would eb a bloody mess- Ellerman
 
i busted some part on a trailer that holds the leaf springs on. 2 rolls of duct tape and it was good fer 120 miles

fat people should avoid buffets.
 
i made shoes outta tape one time so i could go into an arby's...no shoes no shirt no service...

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I drink pepto bismal like its water.. ~P-JO
 
i no kids who broke a tree and didnt want their mom to know so they ducked taped it together and waited for a storm and would knock it down

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...

Live. Breath. Dream. Ski.
 
if you can't duct it fuck it..

i knew a girl at camp who made a duct tape skirt, it was crazy and took her forever long to do, i have made several duct tape wallets takes alot of time, but mine were hella sweet even had a pocket for your change and everything

And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .

So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
 
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