The longest you ever went?

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How long is the longest you ever went without beating it? Im at about 2 weeks now and goin strong.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

 
you mean beating it, or just sex in general. I think mine was a month when i was seeing some chik.

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'

Me- come here doggy

Karl-I dont think he understands english man

Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
 
beating it. girls dont count. thats the only way im able to do this.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

 
11 years...

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Proud Member Of Canada's Drinking Team

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

 
I went 16 years. but since I first did it, then 7 months when I was dating some girl

lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

FOCUS Premieres in Toronto (Oct 10) and Waterloo (Nov 1) Ontario.
 
45 minutes

Remember 'I' before 'E', except in Budweiser.

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

 
my hand is my best friend, but it told me to fuck off so were not on beating terms anymore

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
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ahaahaha omg!

Remember 'I' before 'E', except in Budweiser.

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

 
hahhahahaha not on beating terms

45 minutes hairy hands!

lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

FOCUS Premieres in Toronto (Oct 10) and Waterloo (Nov 1) Ontario.
 
i went 2 weeks once and once i let loose of the man juice, my balls shrunk an inch

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
week and a half, it starts to hurt after about 5 days

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'your posts would usually get me in trouble in school when i get on NS' -ReggaeConcept

'you lazy asshole' -Crystal-needs-a-park
 
another question for you all............... who spits and who swallows????? oh and does anyone gargle?? i do all.... hi hi hi ===D

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
^^^ you have to own a chicken before you can choke it

dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.

What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant
 
sometimes i'll go a week.

okay, i just gotta say...please stop making the FARP video things. Its cool if you wanna make them and all, but dont make a website about it etc. Or at least get better first. You are hurting the industry. When snowboarders see skiers like Fred and Randall doing stupid flailing 360 attempts 8 inches off the ground, they laugh there heads off, and skiing takes another blow. So please, if you wanna make your movies, thats cool. But just stop trying to get noticed. Thats all. Peace. P.S. Your spinning the wrong way.-sunvalleyskibum
 
dude i usually do it when im bored so i never really had time to in mammoth, so it was like 3 months

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
once or twice a week is a good, healthy regiment.

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

www.poniverusonline.tk

'Whats the point of getting good at skiing if you dont have hot bitches flogging your dong all day long?' - Jon Reedy
 
this reminds me of 8th grade when all the guys had a 'contest' each day a new guy would come in and be like 'im out!' and it was hella funny

and yea, like a week for me

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emogirl...you're immune fool

'More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly' -Brad Holmes

look at that fiiine cozy ass...its just all cozy and shit

CRUTCH GIRL

*official injured hotstuff bitch of ns.com*

-dubbed by the one and only samcaylor
 
that contest sounds awesome. Just like the one on seinfeld.

okay, i just gotta say...please stop making the FARP video things. Its cool if you wanna make them and all, but dont make a website about it etc. Or at least get better first. You are hurting the industry. When snowboarders see skiers like Fred and Randall doing stupid flailing 360 attempts 8 inches off the ground, they laugh there heads off, and skiing takes another blow. So please, if you wanna make your movies, thats cool. But just stop trying to get noticed. Thats all. Peace. P.S. Your spinning the wrong way.-sunvalleyskibum
 
^^^ how the fuk old are you? you look 12 in your fucking picture

dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.

What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant
 
So none of you are mastger of your domain then? And to the chicks... JUST ADMIT YOUR DOWN, or at least humor us so we can get off thinking you do.

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
I went 4 months one time, though I don't know if I would recommend it....it drives you crazy. Longest since, 3 weeks.

if you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle, or if you are Vin Diesel yell really loud.

'he's not violating seabreeze, wait wait, now he's violating seabreeze.'

4:13 Clothing and you go togther like the Jordan with the Michael.
 
thats more like it ms alaska sarah person girl, see and even if you lie... well now the male population of NS feels better

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
sarah types with one hand all the time

lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

FOCUS Premieres in Toronto (Oct 10) and Waterloo (Nov 1) Ontario.
 
yeah we do like hearing about chicks playing with themselves

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
I think i went for 2 weeks or so...Yeah i do it when i'm bored and have nothing to do. If there is something else to do that keeps me busy.

'Canada first, Canada last, and Canada always'
 
i hate how most girls denie it and say its gross and whatnot...how the fuck can that be gross?

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proud member of the KPP

and soon to be a member of the ANP

SSK PRODUCTIONS COMMING AGAIN THIS WINTER BABY!!!!REPRESENT
 
oh man, if I were a chick I would so sit there and finger myself like all day....

And then I'd run off and marry some rich porno director and be set for life!

On my way to goddom
 
I never have if you all want to know so badly I don't think it's gross or anything like that I just don't really get anything out of it. Which isn't necessarily true for everyone, but it's like trying to tickle yourself it just doesn't do anything.

-Lauren
 
oh sweet jesus... please keep up this subject

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
^ don't get anything out of it? you must be doing it wrong. you have to concentrate on the clit...

oh and like a week or so for me. guys heres something to think about.. if you beat it once a day on average thats 365 times a year and say you do it for oh i dunno for age 12-42 then thats like 30x365=10950 and they say you cum about a tablespoon or so each time so that 10950 tablespoons which is about 200 liters in yourlife time just from beating it...

 
^Damn.... I think someone just figured out a way to feed all of the starving children in Ethiopia

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
 
just like that chick and that guys football team...

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
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