The Llama

Anathema

Anathema

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i just realized that the llama is one really ugly creature

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...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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[/i][/b][/u]- Phatt Harv .01 (dfp represent)

keep it real.
 
i'd do her

Jeremy

There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.
 
Thats a sexy bitch right there.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
truth

word

sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
 
hot llama

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I choose to blame my parents for giving me a small bent weiner and an ugly face"--Tom Delonge

WE SALUTE YOU GEORGE
 
what a great song. hahaha.

'llama llama taste of llama, llama llama duck...

half a llama, twice the llama not a llama farmer llama'

hahaha

...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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[/i][/b][/u]- Phatt Harv .01 (dfp represent)

keep it real.
 
Llamas are soo hott, they have everything a guy wants. Llamas can move their jaws in ways girls can only imagine, a lot of coushin for the pushin' and not to mention their dulled down teeth for orgasmic oral pleasure. But the hottest thing about them is when they spit up on your balls after taking a full on shot into the throat.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
-almostaskiier

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you c
 
That song is soo awesome!! i love it.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish
 
hahaha that song made my day!!!

duck

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Oh i will take pleasure in guttering you boy!!!!!!!!!!!!

'go right to fucken hell you dirty fucken anal carrot' laterails answer to punk_riders comment about masterbation.. Golden..
 
it's sooooo random. hahaha. that llama picture i posted is now my desktop background, and every time i close a window, it kinda catches me by surprise because i keep forgetting i put it there and a cant stop laughing when i see that dumbfounded look and crooked jaw and shit. hahahaha.

...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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[/i][/b][/u]- Phatt Harv .01 (dfp represent)

keep it real.
 
^that's awsome, there's this girl in my school who is obssessed w/ them... her assignment book has all these pics and says "who loves llamas? Reb loves llamas" (she is reb, rebbeca)

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Matt Hein - skiboarding legend
D BREES 101 Cult
Land Shark eeee eee eee

'Getting married for sex is like buying a Boeing 747 for peanuts'
 
Heres a llama.

Theres a llama and another little llama.

Fuzzy llama.

Funny llama.

Llama llama duck.

Llama llama.

Cheesecake llama.

Tablet brick potato llama.

Llama llama mushroom llama.

Llama llama duck.

I was once a treehouse. I lived in a cake.

But i never saw the way, the orange slayed the rake.

I was only three years dead, but it told a tale.

And now listen child, to the safty rail.

Did you ever see a llama kiss a llama on the llama?

Llama's llama.

Taste of llama.

Llama llama duck.

Half a llama.

Twice the llama.

Not a llama.

Farmer llama.

Llama in a car.

Alarm a llama.

Llama duck.

Is it how it's told now?

Is it all so old?

Is it made of lemon juice?

Doorknob. ankle. cold.

Now my song is getting thin.

I've run out of luck.

Time for me to retire now.

And become a duck

yea....

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who the hell takes pictures of themselves with a camera phone?? those are made to sneak pics of girls tits and underwear-lateralis
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ahhhhhahahahaha. the orange slayed the rake... hahahahah.

...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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[/i][/b][/u]- Phatt Harv .01 (dfp represent)

keep it real.
 
hahahaha. doorknob ankle cold. thats good shit. ahhahaha.

...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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[/i][/b][/u]- Phatt Harv .01 (dfp represent)

keep it real.
 
buffalo chicken on pizza ? no way !!

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-Matt

wayne gretzky, the only man i'd have sex with. i'd be intimate with, wayne gretzky

I am soooo takin' the waffles... that's right brandon. I took your waffles
 
whats that llama is sayin is...if you ever fuck with me then this is what you will get!!! so yo yo ya better watch out for this llama, he could be at ur front door waiting for you

- Nic
 
love the stupidity in that lamas face, nice pic

ghostdragon

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Oh i will take pleasure in guttering you boy!!!!!!!!!!!!

'go right to fucken hell you dirty fucken anal carrot' laterails answer to punk_riders comment about masterbation.. Golden..
 
i faintly recall tanning naked in a vast, grassy feild to find a llama rubbing its huge sweaty nuts on my chest. i didnt stop it, no sir, i started to jack it off. things got passionate, and i stoaked that laama's thick, veiny shaft as we tickled each others tounges with our tounges.

 
u dumb fucker, you should make the lama penetrate you, much more satisfying...

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Oh i will take pleasure in guttering you boy!!!!!!!!!!!!

'go right to fucken hell you dirty fucken anal carrot' laterails answer to punk_riders comment about masterbation.. Golden..
 
eemmm, frode????? Nå er jeg ikke helt sikker på hva jeg skal tro om deg ass...

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HotShots Represent
 
^ I'm sorry I don't know what all that Spanish jibberish means but I think it has something to do with getting it stuck in the ass by a llama.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
-almostaskiier

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you c
 
llama's give GREAT head

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

 
The one-l lama,

He's a priest.

The two-l llama,

He's a beast.

And I will bet

A silk pajama

There isn't any

Three-l lllama.*

-- Ogden Nash

 
my pop's got sneezed on by a camel a few years back... man those things pack a powerful charge when sneezing

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

 
"Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!"

XoXoXOXOXoXoXoXoXO

Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find I shall KILL you!

Stewie: Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommie, I want a mullet.
 
yesss... Napleon Dynamite comes into play.

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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
my ex girlfriends sister went to peru and took a picture of two llamas screwing. its pretty funny

-CCR-

"listen trebec, ive lost five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so remains as my greatest regret."

--sean connery
 
Llamas spit when they get pissed. That's reason enough for me to love them.

- - AlpineSurfBum: gonna clean the fish tank again? - -

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
 
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