The little things that piss u off

queers piss me offf

so do short people

when something is like an inch out of reach

dead batterys

creaky doors

slow people

stupid people

most people

powerade

more later....
 
cocky ass bitchs...people who try and stare me down...and my girlfriend when i go to kiss her and i go 90% and she goes 90% and we just stand there staring at each other..lol
 
i hate it when you're getting intimate with a chick and she craps out on you.... like refusing to deal with your load in an appropriate way.

i also hate when you go to those dispensible jellybean machines, put in a quarter, and all you get are the fuckin black jellybeans.

or how about the time you leave on the road for a trip or something, remember to grab everything, like your cds, cd player, headphones, and you get get on the road and the batteries die after 3 seconds and you have no extras. fuck i hate when that happens.
 
i also hate when i walk up to a customer at work (i'm a ski/board salesman) and try to break the ice and say 'hey, how's it goin sir', and he says 'no, just looking' as if i'm trying to jump on the sales pitch immediately like i'm some sort of creep. fuck that. i hate having to go into work every damn day and deal with bitchy a-holes.

and yet ANOTHER thing that irritates the fuck out of me, is when you try to break the ice with some chicks at a bar or club and they immediately assume you're trying to get in their pants right there so they shrug you off in no time. i'm just out to have a good time, chill with some people, maybe something will happen after that, who knows, but you don't have to be a stuck up bitch when i'm just tryin to be a nice guy.

so bottom line, it's when people assume you're a creep or just like the rest of the older shmuck dudes that just want to fuck a bitch and leave. people that assume, suck.
 
Some people I guess can piss me off

Workin in the cold

Cds that skip

Dead cell phone

No money

No car to drive

no gas

no budz

breaking a pipe

dead lighter

no lighter

breaking a blunt shell or wrap

fake people

no cigarettes

retarded drivers on the road

people who really really freak out on this site

my old high school administration
 
hahahah damn man thats the first ive seen that avatar, fucking donut homer rasta style, fuckign awesome
 
putting on ski boots when its really cold...or doing anything with my fingers when its really cold, it hurts. or when u crash and your jacket and hat or helmet and goggles get all screwed up.

in non ski relatedness..um, when two people who drive slow occupy both lanes side by side so u can't get around. stubbing my toe wich i do all the time!
 
I hate those thing... what do you call them... they're small, and big, all pink with a hit of blue... ohh what do you call them... Oh yeah I hate all you fucking Pussies! Breed Love not hate.
 
- when peole do not pay you back when they owe you over 20 bucks

-when girls come up behind you and snap your bra

-when people glare at you when they dont know you

- when people tp your house just for fun and you have to clean it up

-when people ditch you

-failing something

- getting yelled at by a faggoty ass teacher

-biting a pen and having it explode all over you....during class

-people who fucking stare

-being cold

-trying to talk to someone and they completely ignore you

-forgetting an assingment for a huge grade

-ugly smelly people

-static coming off your clothes and then going into your hair

-mean people

-when people come into your room at 10 pm and turn on your light when your trying to sleep

-when my alarm doesn't go off

-having no money for lunch

-stepping on a tennis ball and rolling my ankle

-breaking something that is really important...

-no snow for christmas

-blisters

-getting the flu'

-people who fall down when getting off the chairlift

-really bad movies that u wasted your money on

-teachers in general

....i'm pretty sure everything that i listed would piss off the majority of people who read it.
 
Poor grammar in vandalism. I regularly carry around a thick black marker so I can change "JENNY LUVS KEVIN" and " U BITCHZ DUNNO ME" into coherent sentences.
 
when people eat with open mouth and make those sound. And girls who scream, and have an annoying laugh
 
when my roomate fucking hides my fucking pipe in the back yard so his girlfriend doesn't know he smokes. oh and when i get home and he's gone so i have to fucking look for it for a godamn hour when i'm drunk.
 
people eating.....if you actually pay attention to it, which i try not to, it is really really annoying
 
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I hate these trucks and skiers at snowbird who wear gay ass colorful doctors coats because they think they are unique. ALso, i cant stand popped collars and metro sexual real estate agents who hit on my girlfriend and shave their butts.
 
black chicks... why do they have to yell and scream to say a simple sentence.

fuck dumb charded bitches, ur mouth is big enough we can hear you
 
girls that wear uggs with skirts, uggs in general. ugly bitches and fags make me angry. when you crash stuff and have to pay for it, when your gay computer freezes like every second and it's mad annoying. THAT stuff sucks.
 
People who spend all their money on fucking minimansions then don't have enough money to pay taxes and blame tax and all their problems on democrats and the government in general. Also when they are too cheap to fucking pay a little extra money so we can get the new high-shcool that our town needs. Yeah just rich people in general.
 
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