The latest Chapter in My fucked up life.

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Hey peeps

I have yet another entry into the adventures of Shawn.

I Just got Back from Nelson Bc. This is how it began:

John had left us that morning after a long night of ripping up all the local bvars in calgary, the reggae bar, the punk bar, the expensive 8$ a shot of mescal mexican bar, and the hip hop bar. I stay up with john all night so he doesnt sleep and miss his plane at 6:30. So now, we go downtown and do some errands.

Me and Aric are at Zzeng's Internet cafe playing all sorts of games and writing emails. It's gettin late and we have no desire to go home. So we put it off till 2 am, and then realize we've missed the last C-train home. So we decide to pull an all nighter, so we play starcraft and warcraft 3 until 6:30 am. We jet home and check our messages. 'Hi Guys , It's Sofie, your bus leaves to Medicine Hat at 8:30am. you should be on it.' It's 7:00. Ok, we can make it. Start packin up our shit, cookin some brekke, call a cabbie. it's 8:10. Cab is here, we gotta be at the bus station in 20 min. We run into crazy traffic. The cabbie pulls some mad crazy shit, and scams his way to the front. We get to the station. it's 8:30. Aric lost his ticket. Goes to buy another. i hop on the bus, and we're off. 2 hours later, we're in medicine hat. We meet up with Sofie and Stefan, her brother, and we get all our shit together and head off for nelson BC. it's 6:00. We're drivin...Im drivin.....BEHIND THE WHEEL AGAIN!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! and it's a civic too......dun dun dunnnnn. so an hour and a half in, everyones baked on hashi, cept me, and we're goin about 120 Km/h, and a semi blows by. KABOOM, BLAM, RIP, SMASH!!, look in the rearview....sparks are flying everywhere......sparks from our skis and snowboards.....The whole fucking roof rack ripped off the car.. We hop out and run like naked convicts back to pick up our shit off the highway. My new 2003 Machete Sin's are.....ok. The 2 boards took most of the impact...they're pretty messed. but workable. The moulding on the side of the car is sticking straight up about 5 feet in the air. Great way to start the trip. So I take the roof rack.....whats left of it....it was one of those stupid cheap Bic ones.....and go over to the railroad tracks. I take a piece of steel and smash the clips, bending them so they fit the car better. it works. We're off again. Were rippin through the rockies, Im lovin drivin on these roads. 7 hours into the drive, it starts snowing. hard. It's midnight or some shit and im in a fucking blizzard in the rockies when it's foggy with crazy semis ripping by in the midst of total white-outs. This is messed, Im driving in the wrong lane. Shit. pull over, and then pull in behind a semi. Safe. Eventually we decide to stop in Yahk. mmmm hotel bed...aahhhhh, first sleep in about 3 days. Wake up, the room's not bad, only some grapefruit on the floor this time. We head into the Salmo Pass. Crazy shit, the road had been wiped out in 4 or 5 places by avalanches, this is nutty. Anyways we get to Nelson, and we go eat an organic breakfast at an organic restaurant. I ate an ostrich sausage and organic eggs. mmmmmm...ostrich......yeah, and then we decide to check out where we'll be sleeping. So we drive up to the mountain, and put on our packs and start to hike. we follow a creek up a mountain that is full of quartz crystals...nice ones....and 20 min later, we come to a small entrance to a cave. We go inside. This cave is about seven feet high, 5 feet wide, goes back about 60 feet, and has three different 'rooms'. There's crazy drawings on the walls and one of the rooms has been set up to sleep in. Sweet. We set up shop and get a fire started. Then we return to Nelson. we visit with my aunt and then head out. We see some guy smokin a bone, and aric and stefan hop out to see what they can see. We drive the guy to a house and he gives us five little heart shaped chocolates and a gram of hash. The chocolates were mushrooms. We go back to the cave with 2 six's of Nelson beer and smoke some hash, And settle in for the night. It was awesome. we wake up and head out to Ski Whitewater. Yeah whitewater, my favourite mountain. We get there and it is sick, I love this place, snow is sick, cliffs are sick, im sick. I've never dropped shit this crazy before, its awesome. Im surrounded by wickid cool ski bums like myself that are wickid riders. the skiing community here is unbelievable. Everyone cheering you on under the chair, it's a rush. We ski the backside and it is possibly the greatest run of my life. Awesome. Me and aric get down and have to drive back to get Sofie and Stefan. we pull a few doughnuts in the parking lot and aric goes to return his poles. Aris appears again and says 'Go, Get in the car and go. NOW!' Theres something under his jacket...I see a hose.....oh shit, he did not just get a huge tank of nitrous. Yes, yes he did....hahahaha, oh shit, this is gonna be one funny ass car ride. For those of you who don't know, Nitrous is laughing gas, it's given as an anesthesia. So we pull out and head back to Nelson. We set up base at my aunts house and then headed out to the hot springs. These hot springs have caves in them, when you go in, the walls are crazy calcified and theres stalagmites and shit all over. We eat our mushrooms. mmmmm, these walls are nutty on mushrooms, the iron leaks out and looks like the walls are bleeding, and you can crawl up into this small cave to sit in a pitch black corner while water falls on your head and you feel the energy of the rock all around you. Wow, that's a trip. So after that awesome experience, we hit up the car and bust out the hash and nitrous. We're listenin to trance, breathin in that hippy crack, and smokin while we're drivin on Coffin Creek Road. it's called that for a reason, holy shit. Anyways, after that, we are all in a euphoric state of mind and life is beautiful. We settle down for a nice sleep. In the morning, we drive back to the ski hill and Aric returns the tank. we keep the nozzle for a token reminder. We drive down and look out the window, and there's an osprey leading our car down the road...it was wild. Well, now Im in medicine hat, bummin around, staying at sofie and stefans.....it was a good trip. Stay tuned.

Later guys,

hopefully I can set up a mad crazy party for everyone sometime..maybe spring break for those of you who aren't doing anything.

Aiight...peace

Shawn 'Pass The Hippy Crack' Kisielius

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i.....love.....you

*gets on hands and knees and bows down*

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Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
Sick story man, fun ass trip it was

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If humans and dolphins are the only mammals on the earth that have sex for pleasure, do dolphins masturbate themselves like humans do?

Andrew: Crap, the 'm' key only works 25% of the time.

Me: Dude, what does the 'm' key do?

Andrew: . . . it types the letter 'm' you dumbass.

Tolerance is not the idea that everyone in the world is vital to the world. . . it's how much beer you can keep down.

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u r a great man

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

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::Viva la Resistance!::
 
not even close to the longest post ever

but hot damn, haha, gotta be one of the funniest

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
 
Fuck man sick story, and i know exactly what your talking about with those hot springs, my rent's own lake front property up there and i love going to that place.

'if you're in the mafia and they scratch your ass, but you don't scratch their ass back, THEY'LL FUCKING WACK YOU!'-This kid explain why this girl should let him touch her ass,
 
wow, that was incredibly long! good story

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As a famous person once said 'I like to ski'

-Famous Person

I want to be a Ski Bum that lives in a tent on the mountains when I'm older.

'You fight with spork. You ride house cat'

-Very amusing calulator game called HicQuest
 
the only thing worthwhile buying with money is memories......

Yeah It was a good weekend.

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that was great, sounds like it was a rockin trip, i wish i could have been there

'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
 
yeah, it was. drop me a line if anyone is comin to calgary....we'll go do somethin fucked up.

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Hey everybody!

God I miss you guys.......I spend so much friggin time on these stories.....I want some too! :( I got another one for ya:

Yesterday. Ok, Me and aric and sofie wake up and I make breakfast...wickid milkshakes and eggs in a bagel.....mmmm.......anyways, We decide that since we have no schedule, we should watch the entire first season of the Sopranos. So we begin our marathon, and a few hours later, Sofie goes back to medicine hat. It's just the 2 of us for the first time in 2 weeks. What are we going to do with our mass amounts of free time and cash? hmmmmmmmmm...............I know! Lets go bobsleding at The Olympic Park! So we go down....but the canadian team is training, we have to come back in a few weeks......ok....now what? We head downtown..it's getting late. We go check out this wickid reggae bar. In we go and begin the drink a thon. 3$ double high balls. yeah......so we're in the bar....and aric lights up the pipe to smoke a little hashish. A group of guys are looking at us like they want to kick our asses, they're all fucked up...So, being the ingenius motherfucker I am, I take off my south pole shirt to reveal my Cancer Kids Volunteer t-shirt. Who's gonna kick my ass now? Yeah, thats right, don't test, Im a volunteer......bitch. So yeah, after we get a warning about smoking in the bar, we head downstairs to the hip hop club. The Bamboo. This place is kickin. We buy some girls some drinks and dance a bit..whatever........and we buy this guys cd. Ok....don't worry, it gets better.

So I go outside to get a piece of pizza next door. There's a bunch of crackheads standing out front. One of em asks me 'You got a light?' I said no, only matches...he was like 'fuck matches' So I asked him where there was a bathroom....he pointed down an alley and said top of the stairs.....So....me, being the trusting sort of person I am..head down this alley straight outta Bruce Wayne's past. get it? get it?......shut up. Anyways....all of a sudden there's 3 of them, pointing at me..One of em..the same one as earlier...walks up to me while im pissing and asks me....'yo, you got a light?' and I said 'No man, I got no light'...Im starting to wonder what the fuck is up. He looks back down the alley where his friends were, and says 'Shit'...cause they're gone...He can't do shit now...so he pretends to take a piss beside me......fuckin' crackhead......I walk outta the alley and stare down the other 2 crack monkeys, but they still look like they want a piece. So I tell aric whats up, and one of them starts to walk over cause aric is pissed and saying shit...So the guy asks whats up, and we tell him, and he says 'don't worry bou't my fuckin crackhead friends..they just want the rock...sorry if they scared ya' whatever. Im back in the club......we get pissed, and decide to head home. SO we missed the last train home, so we decide to walk...it's about 6km. We start walking, and cut throught this giant train yard. we Climb on top of a long train and start jumping cars...some of the jumps are pretty sketchy. We get to one that is iffy. We decide we're way to fucked up to play with death right now, so we jump across to the other train beside us. That jump was actually bigger. Goes to show ya. Anyways we keep jumping and reach the end of the train. We go and check out the caboose. All of a sudden, aric says 'Go. NOW!' there was a cop that pulled over right beside us. So we're running, between trains, and shit...like the movie 'Judgement Night'. Yeah, so we run and eventually we get to a building that is in the last stages of being built. We check all the windows..the one on the third floor is open, so we go in to check it out. We walk around, and smoke a little hash in there. I grab a fire extinguisher and we jet. We cut through a field and see this old fort....like Fort McMurray or something...like 20 foot walls. We find a way in and jump it. we try all the doors to the biuldings, but all these barn looking motherfuckers are locked up tight.....One stable door thing was loose...we bent some nails, and pulled out the log barring the door...It wasn't easy.....And we fold down the door and theres a window behind it. Fuck that, we're not breaking anything, so I write respect in the snow...cause it's not too often I find a place that I can't get into. So we jet and walk beside the river...We cross a bridge and I set off this extinguisher on the bridge...Made a huge white cloud. we're by the zoo. The security office is right there. The gaurd is right there, He sees me spraying this shit...so we jet again to the bike path. It's boring. So we jump the fence into the zoo. We jump another fence and all of a sudden, something comes flying out of this building right beside us. It's a fucking Zebra. Wow. what a trip watching this thing, so close to us......we watch it for a while, and then continue. We come to another pen, and we start to climb over. We stop at the top of the fence, cause these are huge tracks, and theres an electric wire around the perimeter. We know theres bears and mountiain lions in cages around here, It's the Canadian Wildlife section. SO Aric is worried it's a bear..So I go first. I jump down and start walking. I look over. Moose. Fucking moose. 3 of them. I can see that the male has a huge set of antlers.....i don't really wanna have a turf war tonight...maybe another time. So I get across and the moose start to come over. They hang with us for a bit, and then we walk over to see the male. He comes right up to us and we can touch his antlers. This is fucking cool. WE were so high, it was a trip. The moose lets me touch his head and nose and he's sniffin me n shit. I look over and aric is leaning wayyy in.....He opens his mouth and puts an antler in it. He looks at me: 'I LICKED A MOOSE! I LICKED A MOOSE!' SO I was like..yeah thats kinda neat, so i licked the moose too. We were licking moose at 4:30 in the morning. yup. So we then go home. wake up today at 2, then I head downtown. I have to go to court on fri to fight my ticket. thats all.

oh, yeah, I saw a group of natives sitting outside huffing glue in a bag.

That was today. Downtown.

this is quite the place.

Later all

Shawn 'Moose Licker' Kisielius

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thanks

more to come

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your in Medicine Hat?! I live near Medicine Hat, about 15 minutes out. I never knew anyone as interesting sounding as you ever came here.

When the government fears the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny. ~ Thomas Jefferson

 
Im only in the hat cause A girl in boinking lives there...I spend a good amount of time there.....yo, how old are you? how tied down are you, can you get away for adventures?

if you want email me

blunt1212@yahoo.com

we'll rip up some shit

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stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

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whoa, give that script to hollywood.

now when somebody asks me if i ever decapitated a fetus, i know what to say- My lab partner after a dissection gone wrong.
 
carry a vid camera! all these epic stories, that would make the best movie! you licked a moose! you should smoked um up!

Lets go skiing
 
hows this for a fucked up story.... chistmas break i find out:

1. my dad and step mom are getting a divorce because my dad has been sleeping around and shit.

2. my dad is getting a appartment with the woman he has been having the affair with.

3. i find out that part of my mom and dad divorce when i was 3 was because he could keep his dick out of other ladies.

4. I realize that my dad has never really raised me and that he will never get to raise my little bro (5) and my little sis (10)

5. my step dad ends up kicking my ass on chistmas night because he thinks i'm sneaking my drinking that night when i already told them that i was (it was my own booze to)

this all happens in about a 3 weeks.... i think thats part of the reason i have been so pissed off on ns forums latly (the first 4 things are still sitting in and shit i'm pissed as hell about it)

.:[Tyler]:.

come on be nice to nick he is my slut now
 
damn those must be some crazy drugs out there dude...

What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
 
I am 17 and right now I would say fairly tied down. But in the summer I may be up for an adventure or two.

When the government fears the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny. ~ Thomas Jefferson

 
do it. for sure. fuck going straight to uni or college. fuck it

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i wanna get high and lick a moose too

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Viva la Resistance!

'I could take that thing out with my paintball gun'

-my friend who wanks it to paintball guns talking about the military helicopter parked outside our school
 
just go to the zoo! theres hippos and giraffes too!

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