The Kid I saw in the Park

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yeah so there this skiblade kid in the park and he is hittin all the rail jumps on the side and looks real goofy oh by the way he had a 1 piece suit on that was bright blue hahahahaha such a fag.

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'i was walking along and their like you gotta hit it' -Crystal-Needs-A-Park

Are some skiers trying to copy snowboarding?

Tanner: There\'s a small group of people that are doing that, but I think for the most part, there are a bunch of Rollerbladers and skiboarders that are being gay.

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Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.

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today at stevens there were these snowboarders goofing around on skiblades and they were goign inverted off the waterfall kickers. someone told me it was there first time too.

 
LOL 1ST DAY AND INVERTS WOW I SMELL A NEW STICKER I IT WERE EASIER IT BE CALLED SKIBLADING

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'i was walking along and their like you gotta hit it' -Crystal-Needs-A-Park

Are some skiers trying to copy snowboarding?

Tanner: There\'s a small group of people that are doing that, but I think for the most part, there are a bunch of Rollerbladers and skiboarders that are being gay.

HOLLA! ANCIENT REPRESENT!! ANCIENT INC
 
i hate snowblades

i tackle snowbladers every chance i get

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tufflemire wears one piece suits sometimes, is he afag?

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1 piece suits are awesome! i want one thats like straight out of the 80s, neon green!

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'it was impressive, sort of like a gay dude taking a cock that's too big for him without screaming'

 
one piece suits are key! but tuffelmire ain't!

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one piecers are the shit, i had a few in my day but i didnt ski till grade 6

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i broke my wrist weargin a garbage bag when i was skateing(i couldnt see )

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i forgot how many skibladers there actually is. theres tons. id say 25% were skibladers yesterday at my hill

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A-men, wait for a honey to get on a chair alone slip in behind her, and let the good times role!!!

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We saw a couple kids at Keystone yesterday (Saturday) that looked exactly like Tanner Hall last year. They were wearing khaki Oakley pants and jacket....huge with Oakley headbands and camo Oakley Wisdoms with this years 1080 boots, Ar5's and long blond hair.

I think thats the gayest fucking thing I've ever, ever seen on the mountain.

Now all you little kids are goona say, 'let em do what they want...' etc, etc. But come on...

If you're trying that hard to be exactly like someone else...you've got identity issues.

 
i like the garbage bag one....

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Anyone candians down with One Peice Suit Day?

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so many one peicers are stratton this weekend.... rich fucks to.... funny shit

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one piece + straight skis = cool

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i predict garbage bags will be huge next season.

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im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options

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skiboards=fag

one piece suit=comeback

Hey farva, whats that resturaunt you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mossarlla sticks?....... Shenanigans, your talkin about shenanigans right?
 
When Tufflemeyer wears 'em it's usually a joke.

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