The key to a killer party

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A huge ass bonfire, a few hippies with drums, and lotsa mushrooms.

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

 
ill go with the moshies - but down with the hippies and their drum circles!

Acuually that sounds like the night I first had moshies while downing a bottle of tequilla to myself. The day after was the worse ive ever had

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
 
i like the bonfire but i think you need beer and hot chicks

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
hippies suck

kbus124: so i see a movie is more important then me...i can handle that

nPublicEnemy900: not the whole movie just iannick b
 
trying to wheel chicks while high sucks. you need bitches, gin and sunny d.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'He's from Quebec. They pee on the lawn.'

 
booze..keyword being booze

2 Inchers Club

When life hands you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make a race of super-lemons - Principal Scudworth
 
hehe sunny d..'my kids go 4 the freshness and goodness of sunny D!!'

Offical Member of the NS SHAGS

Urban Productions

*Bones Heal - Go Crazy*

Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?

Me: I learned how to make joints.

Parents: Oh...

(Ten Minutes Later)

Me: In Shop

Parents: **Still worried**

Before anything else, make sure you know that this rail is your little bitch, and that you'll nail it
 
Hippy chicks are easy. Free spirit my friends!

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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

 
Fuck all of that. the key to a good party is alcohol and thats that. everything else comes as a consequence of drunken fun.

'Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics...Even if you win, you're still retarded'
 
^ hes right,all you need is booze,lots and lots of booze,some music obviously and some crazy drunken stupidness

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
i think you need crazy stupidness, and then let it turn into drunken stupidness

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*Official Skiier*
 
and some hot bitches

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES
 
word

Offical Member of the NS SHAGS

Urban Productions

*Bones Heal - Go Crazy*

Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?

Me: I learned how to make joints.

Parents: Oh...

(Ten Minutes Later)

Me: In Shop

Parents: **Still worried**

Before anything else, make sure you know that this rail is your little bitch, and that you'll nail it
 
word

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

HIGH NORTH SESSION 4
 
fucking a stop referring to all girls as bitches

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The King of Rock, what?

Can be my hobby and job

And when I come and bring the ruckus

suckers duck and then dodge
 
okay we will 'fucking a stop'. what you need is booze, lots gotta smoke a BLUNT while drunk, THEN the fun can begin, you might run game on some chick but you will be so shitfaced that you MIGHT remember it. but yeah:

1.) booze

2.) sexy bitches that can hold their goddamn booze

3.) im a chronic fiend so: bud

4.) a good place to throw it.

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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid

ME : shut up bitch

My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way

ME : fuck you im leaving

Teach : go to the office

ME : no, but im leaving

Teach : where do you think your going

ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
 
booze. tequila in particular. Good shit.

What's this? A 40 of sauza white right beside me? Well let's drink! then! Sounds good!

Hey Kids! Sell Crack to Support Newschoolers!

FROSTMONKEY
 
im sry tahoefreerider....

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES
 
bitches by the truckload. bitches poured from garbage trucks and crates dropped from planes.

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i'm a cold heart breaker.

im fit to burn.

ill rip your heart in two.

and i'll leave you lying on the bed.

i'll be out the door.

before you wake.

its nothing new to you.

yes i think we've seen that movie too.
 
good one mommy, but the fair sex are not objects... who am i kidden, all they are are legs, ass face and titties.

The key to a good party is indeed alcohol, but as many others pointed out women are needed also. The Bonfires and such are good, but they usually are the result of the alcohol.

Hard alcohol... Gin Tequila and Vodka especially are know to men as liquid panty remover... and it really works

My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
 
ok best drink ever: mango/orange vodka, ice, orange juice, grenadine sauce. mix. drink. partay. have rabbit sex with beeyatches.

done. repeat if desired

shellibabe
 
some foo got stabbed at a bonfirepary at sandybeach a while ago

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT

'say everyone under 16 cannot particapate in the forum conversation

and they can have their own forum called peewees daycare.

where they can talk about nintendos and shitting the bed' -seward
 
You guys are still in high school i guess...When your on mushies, you don't care about pickin up..not at all. Give it a shot ........go out west first though..... Eastern parties are all about beer and hoochies..it gets old pretty quick....like after a few years.

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

 
only people who suck at parties are sober people.... they are the ones who remember shit

Enter your new signature below:
 
i agree, i also enjoy hot chicks

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
hot chix are overrated, have u ever had an ugly one in the sack, they fuck with heart.

LOOK AT WHERE HER FUCKING MOUTH IS-my favourite pun of all time

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***-retired
 
they can suck a mean cock too

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

 
ugly chicks have to. my friends and i discussed this, thats all that they have going for them, so they better perfect it.

- Julian
 
a-1 brafah

Don't forget a roasting pig on a spit at your jam.....that always gets the ladies off

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

 
I think the key to a killer party is some Tom Jones music.

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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

 
jay the key to a killer party is to have Tom Jones

CMc - *NSFD*

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'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you

win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer
 
yeah, if you were partying at Shady Elm retirement home....those grannies are hella horny

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

 
the key to a good party:

Midgets. you don't know fun til you have midgets.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
wurd..your mom IS pretty funny when you get her ripped and make her knaw on peoples kneecaps when they're playin ping pong

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

 
Being from a rather hippie-infested area of Vermont I don't mind letting you know that a lot of hippie chicks are nymphos...

And guys, I don't mind it when you call me bitch(es).

BURNINATOR!
 
nyphos and a half.....ya might hafta deal with some leg hair though...

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

 
hahaha petek....

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES
 
the key: is having a live snoopy dog performance - like in old school

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'Make love to a Beer - you can't get it pregnant ! '
 
just put date rape in the chicks drinks, then tell all your friends how you went to a killer party and got some from mad bitches....right?

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

 
hey, c'mon now, keep an open mind

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

 
schlonginator.. I will come to your party and spit some flows, but it's gonna cost you.

show me the green.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
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