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why do you suck cock,

Becausee your gay ahahahahahahahahahaa

no really

Q. Whats the definition of trust

A. 2 cannibals giving eachother a blowjob

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"Now, Iannick Broulette, if that is your real name, I noticed your wearing an orange coat, would you call yourself the orange master?"

"uhhh, I dont,... uhh, no I don't think so"

Josh Berman while interveiwing Iannick B at last years Orage Masters

"Cut your Board in Half and do it again and we'll give you a t-shirt"

Dave Chrihton after the snowboarder greased the c-rail at D-Camp

 
^holy shit that was hilarious

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-Ryan

breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5

 
why didnt the woman cross the road

who cares who let the bitch out and gave her shoes anyway

"if you feel like going for an hour vacation to sea world then go for the one on the right cuz god damn shes the size of a fucken whale"-lat

J-crew represent

 
Q. What do blondes and a bowling ball have in common?

A. They both get fingered and thrown in the gutter.

sorry

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your a good friend...to throw rocks at. TL.

AWwwh you picked her up, I was gonna mount her. stu

Man created alcohol, God created weed. Who do you trust?

 
When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a drive way!!

Whats Brown and Sticky?

A stick!!!

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
What does tomato soup and michael jackson have in common?

They both cum/come in small cans

hoooooooooo

word

sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
 
a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?"

what does the mother buffalo say to the baby buffalo when it goes to school?

BISON

You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
 
What time is bed time in never land.

A. when the big hand touches the little hand

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your a good friend...to throw rocks at. TL.

AWwwh you picked her up, I was gonna mount her. stu

Man created alcohol, God created weed. Who do you trust?

 
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have

dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the

girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would

like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so

he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The

pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy

everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms

he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy

insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather

busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and

meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to

meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the

girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace

and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his

head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend

leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you

were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was

a pharmacist."

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your a good friend...to throw rocks at. TL.

AWwwh you picked her up, I was gonna mount her. stu

Man created alcohol, God created weed. Who do you trust?

 
Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad

says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the

breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is

the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the

Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call

you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class.

Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about

this and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has

said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and

runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled.

So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound

asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.

Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees

his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to

bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I

think I understand what politics is now."

"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the

Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are

being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

www.highsocietyfreeride.com

your a good friend...to throw rocks at. TL.

AWwwh you picked her up, I was gonna mount her. stu

Man created alcohol, God created weed. Who do you trust?

 
^those 2 were pretty good, 2nd one is better

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-Ryan

breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5

 
LMFAO! that one was fuckin great

k this husband is going on a business trip for a month and doesnt trust his wife alone in the house by herself for that long. so he decides to buy her a dildo. he goes to the store and asks for the best dildo they have. the guy busts out an old chest and opens it. he says its the VOODOO DICK. all u have to do is say VOODOO DICK and tell it what to do. for instance, he says VOODOO DICK...WALL and the dildo jumps up and starts rapidly penetrating the wall. convinced, the husband buys it. he gets home, kisses his wife goodbye and leaves. the wife was sitting down staring at the dick for quite some time. she figured eh what the hell. VOODOO DICK....MY PUSSY. the dildo immediately jumped up, ripped right thru her pants, and started viciously penetrating her. pleased with the outcome, the wife decides shes had enuf. so she tells it to stop. but it doesnt. she tells it to stop again, and it still doesnt. so she quickly runs to her car, while having screaming orgasms, and is going to drive to the hospital. due to her state, she was speeding and driving way out of control, and a cop pulls her over. the cop asks whats the problem and the wife responds VOODOO DICK and the cop says HA, MY ASS

NS Skateboard Cult

 
even though they were stolen

i cant remember which site but i remember reading those

///////////////////////////////////////i am Sum Ting Wong praise me- Sum Ting Wong july 5th 2004 CANADA KICKS ASSS
 
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three

young mothers and their small children. "You all have

obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating.

You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it

manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by

the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go."

www.highsocietyfreeride.com

your a good friend...to throw rocks at. TL.

AWwwh you picked her up, I was gonna mount her. stu

Man created alcohol, God created weed. Who do you trust?

 
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand

up?" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one

freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?"

enquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see

you standing up there all by yourself."

www.highsocietyfreeride.com

your a good friend...to throw rocks at. TL.

AWwwh you picked her up, I was gonna mount her. stu

Man created alcohol, God created weed. Who do you trust?

 
A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about

tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not

showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an

immediate family member's death.

One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual

exhaustion?" and the whole classroom burst into laughter.

After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the

student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand

to write."

www.highsocietyfreeride.com

your a good friend...to throw rocks at. TL.

AWwwh you picked her up, I was gonna mount her. stu

Man created alcohol, God created weed. Who do you trust?

 
this is in all caps, becuse they are old.

MORRIS AND HIS WIFE ESTHER WENT TO THE STATE FAIR EVERY YEAR,

AND EVERY YEAR MORRIS WOULD SAY,

"ESTHER, I 'D LIKE TO RIDE IN THAT HELICOPTER".

ESTHER ALWAYS REPLIED ," I KNOW MORRIS, BUT THAT HELICOPTER RIDE IS 50

DOLLARS

AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS".

ONE YEAR ESTHER AND MORRIS WENT TO THE FAIR,

AND MORRIS SAID" ESTHER I'M 85 YEARS OLD.

IF I DON'T RIDE THAT HELICOPTER, I MIGHT NEVER GET ANOTHER CHANCE".

ESTHER REPLIED" MORRIS THAT HELICOPTER IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS

50 DOLLARS".

THE PILOT OVER HEARD THE COUPLE AND SAID,

" FOLKS I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL I'LL TAKE THE BOTH OF YOU FOR A RIDE.

IF YOU CAN STAY QUIET FOR THE ENTIRE RIDE AND NOT SAY A WORD I WON'T

CHARGE YOU!

BUT IF YOU SAY ONE WORD, IT'S 50 DOLLARS".

MORRIS AND ESTHER AGREED AND UP THEY WENT.

THE PILOT DID ALL KINDS OF FANCY

MANEUVERS, BUT NOT A WORD WAS HEARD.

HE DID ALL HIS DARE DEVIL TRICKS OVER AND OVER AGAIN, BUT STILL NOT A

WORD.

WHEN THEY LANDED, THE PILOT TURNED TO MORRIS AND SAID

" BY GOLLY, I DID EVERYTHING I COULD TO GET YOU TO YELL OUT, BUT YOU

DIDN'T.

I'M IMPRESSED!"

MORRIS REPLIED" WELL I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING WHEN ESTHER FELL OUT,

BUT 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS".

 
what do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back?

a stick

whats green and on my porch??

my nigger, i'll paint 'm whatver color i want!!!

^sorry that ones bad

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There once was an man from Nantucket

Whos wife Linda would constantly suck it

He said one day, I think Ill be gay

And stuck his cock into Lord_Piot-Skihobo

 
There are 3 little girls sitting with thier dad. The first one asks "daddy why did you name me rose?"

He replies " well honey when you were born a rose petal fell on your head, so we named you rose."

The second daughter then asks, " Daddy why was I named Lilly?"

"Well," he says, "when you were born a lilypad droped onto your head so we named you lilly."

Suddenly the third daughter goes "blahblahblahahaduduhajdashdfsi."

The dad turns around and yells "SHUT THE FUCK UP CINDERBLOCK!"

http://www.freesledding.homestead.com
 
^lol, classic

what do pimples and michael jackson have in commmon?

The both cum on little boys faces just before puberty

Why was michael jackson at Wal Mart?

He heard there was a bunch of boys' clothes half off

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

If it is, suddenly all those girls he petitioned for an evening of anal ravagery are going to be getting back to him en-masse... because that's one pretty piece of man meat. - J.D. May
 
what do michael jackson and mcdonals have in commun?

they both stick their meat into 6 year old buns.

how does michael jackson pick his nose?

from a magazine

NS Skateboard Cult

 
Three guys walk into a bar, and have a drink together. They get their drinks when an old drunk comes along. He sits down with the guys and says to first:

I fucked you mom last night!

The guys don't care, he is just a drunk and ignore him.Then he says to the second guy:

I fucked your mom last night and she loved it!

Well the guys are starting to get annoyed of thsi old fucker. Then he says to the last guy:

I fucked your mom in the ass, and she is into that kind of shit.

Well the guys are all fed up. They then pic the man up and bring him out of the bar saying: I think you've too much to drink dad.

Matman10: Man lat you had that 7 down but you binder poped off

Laterails:Yeah i think they aren't adjusted, or it could be the fact that all that is holding them together is one of my pubes
 
Why don't many women own watches?

Because their is a clock on the stove.

Matman10: Man lat you had that 7 down but you binder poped off

Laterails:Yeah i think they aren't adjusted, or it could be the fact that all that is holding them together is one of my pubes
 
FORD JUST INVENTED A NEW CAR FOR THE JEWS>>>>NOT ONLY DOES IT STOP ON tHE DIME, BUT IT GOES IN REVERSE TO PICK IT UP ToO!!

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Waterveezy

after my first post, i knew i wanted to be a post whore~Frp1080

 
whats the difference between a priest and a gay man?

the way they say ahhhhhhhh-men!

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witty cent is now live on stage!
 
these r pretty bad but w/e

Q: what do u say when u see ur tv floatin away in the night

A: hey nigga drop that

Q: whats faster than a black kid running down the road with a tv

A:his little brother with the vcr

Q:when the only time you smile and wink at a nigger

A: when your looking through the scope of a gun

Q: what does a blone and a turtle have in common

A1: there both fucked when there on their backs

A2: there both slow

 
what do you do when u see a nigger with one leg?

stop laughing and reload the shotgun.

shit thats bad

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Do you suffer from uncontrollable urges to spin, jib and jump off random objects??? if so... we can help. join the "uncontrolable urges to spin off things... while wearing shoes cult" today!!

There once was an man from Nantucket

Whos wife Linda would constantly suck it

He said one day, I think Ill be gay

And stuck his cock into Lord_Piot-Skihobo

 
why did the girl fall off the swing?

she had no legs

,',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',

stickers dont stick after they've been stuck
 
Oh that was funny. I know i am an ass for laughing so hard at it but it was funny.

and as long as were on the subject heres a few more

How do you get a black man out of a tree?

A. cut the rope

Why cant black men drive convertibles?

A. Because thier lips will beat them to death

www.highsocietyfreeride.com

your a good friend...to throw rocks at. TL.

AWwwh you picked her up, I was gonna mount her. stu

Man created alcohol, God created weed. Who do you trust?

 
what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

A. Nothing you already told her twice

why do blodes have to wear underwear when they ski dive?

A. so they dont whistle

What do blodes and vacumes have in common?

A. They both suck, blow, and get laid in the closet

www.highsocietyfreeride.com

your a good friend...to throw rocks at. TL.

AWwwh you picked her up, I was gonna mount her. stu

Man created alcohol, God created weed. Who do you trust?

 
here is one i find extreamly funny cuz a chinese kid told me

wat hapens wen a naked chinese guy with a bonner runs into a wall

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HE BREAKS HIS NOSE

if u live in the Gta

join T-dot

https://www.newschoolers.com/PHP/Cul

ts/Cults.php4?action=view_cult&cult_id=1
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where all torontos jibbers get together

pm me if u want in

pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatrol

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit
 
Confucious say: Man who goes through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

'Everybody's somebody at Wendy's..unless you're a midget!' -SpinninMacKinnon

There's Nothing To It But To Do It.

-Joel
 
if i wanted a joke, i'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak..

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

(dfp represent)

keep it real.
 
This one is pretty racist...sorry if it offends people:

Why are all black people so damn fast?

All the slow ones are in jail.

-Matt Hollman

Get Down - Enhanced Media

Teaser - http://www.sasfilms.com/video/7088-movie.
wmv
 
two midgets walk into a bar in alaska, one asks the bar tender.

"Do you have any midget nuns in alaska ?"

"no..."

the midget turns to the other and says

" see, i told you that you fucked a penguin."

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-Matt

NS SKATEBOARDERS

 
how many dead babies does it take to paint your house?

depends how hard you throw them

whats blue yellow & at the bottom of the pool?

a baby with its floaties slashed

whats green yellow & at the bottom of the pool?

same baby a week later

how do you get a baby out of a blender?

with doritos

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if I ever see Shane McConkey, I'm going to point at his skis and go 'Dude, they look like waterskis!' just to keep the trend going.

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member of the sds suicide watch focus group
 
haha, these are good but here is mine

what is the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of boaling balls

you cant unload the bowling ablls witha pitch fork

a good friend is the guy who bails you out of jail...
a best friend is the guy on your right saying, 'damn that was fun'
 
How come osama bin ladin doesnt get any pussy?

A... Every time he spreads someones legs he sees bush.

www.highsocietyfreeride.com

your a good friend...to throw rocks at. TL.

AWwwh you picked her up, I was gonna mount her. stu

Man created alcohol, God created weed. Who do you trust?

 
what te difference between a dead baby and a pizza?

i dont fuck a pizza before i eat it!

_________________________________________

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Do you suffer from uncontrollable urges to spin, jib and jump off random objects??? if so... we can help. join the "uncontrolable urges to spin off things... while wearing shoes cult" today!!

There once was an man from Nantucket

Whos wife Linda would constantly suck it

He said one day, I think Ill be gay

And stuck his cock into Lord_Piot-Skihobo

 
How come Mexico has such a shitty olympic team?

A... Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are already in the United States.

www.highsocietyfreeride.com

your a good friend...to throw rocks at. TL.

AWwwh you picked her up, I was gonna mount her. stu

Man created alcohol, God created weed. Who do you trust?

 
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