I got more for you:
Jeff Kiesel moved to utah. There he decided he too wanted have multiple girls at once, so he joined the Church of later Day Saints, run by THE only man creepier then Jeff in the world...
After joining Jeff quickly asscended the ranks to the point that he was leading sermons, but he felt that dispite owning 4 wives who were all very sexy and very female (surprisinigly) and very real (even more surprisingly). one night after whacking off for hours in front of a 6 kink, Jeff realized what it was that was missing in his life. IT was the love of his life, a girl he'd met one summer at a summer camp.... Her name was......
to be continued.