The Infamous Deleted Chats, REPOSTED!

skierman_number1

skierman_number1

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So I guess the reason it was deleted was because it wasn't edited... Well here's a repost with the proper changes!

boyz11men: heyyyyyy

boyz11men: asl

goalsccer: 45/m/gh

boyz11men: whats gh?

goalsccer: new state, just passed by legislature

boyz11men: kool

goalsccer: you?

boyz11men: 37 f

boyz11men: cali

boyz11men1 u wanna rp

goalsccer: rp?

boyz11men: yes

boyz11men: u wanns rp

goalsccer: whats rp?

boyz11men: like sex

goalsccer: oh but online

boyz11men: yes

boyz11men: u wanna play

goalsccer: i thought you where offering me a tuna sandwich or something, sure

boyz11men: ok

boyz11men: i will pick it ok

goalsccer: sure

boyz11men: Im the babeysister

boyz11men: ok

boyz11men: and u have to go to work

boyz11men: and Im watching the son

goalsccer: ok

boyz11men: and i put them to sleep

boyz11men: and u come home before 10

goalsccer: ok

boyz11men: ok

boyz11men: u start

boyz11men: ok

goalsccer: sure

boyz11men: ok go

boyz11men: u have to call me

goalsccer: oh do i now?

goalsccer: ok whats your number?

boyz11men: to babeysister

goalsccer: oh so your the babysitter

boyz11men: ok

boyz11men: yes

goalsccer: cool, how much am i paying you again?

boyz11men: yes

boyz11men: 10

goalsccer: 10 an hour? wow expensive

goalsccer: my kids are bastard children, so i guess its a good price

boyz11men: its up to u

boyz11men: ok

goalsccer: ok i call you up

goalsccer: and tell you im headin home early from the paper mills

boyz11men: ok

boyz11men: k

goalsccer: and you say?

boyz11men: u have to call me

goalsccer: i am calling you

goalsccer: and i said im headin home

boyz11men: hello

goalsccer: hello?

boyz11men: hi

goalsccer: how where the kids?

boyz11men: we haven't start

goalsccer: oh ok

boyz11men: u have to call me to babeysit

goalsccer: ahhhh ok

boyz11men: ok

goalsccer: well then, *ring ring*

boyz11men: hello

boyz11men: my name is jenny and Im 30

goalsccer: oh hi jenny my name is steven westen josephmiah the third

boyz11men: wut can i heple u with

goalsccer: im lookin for a babysitter for tonight

goalsccer: can you tonight?

boyz11men: yea

boyz11men: wut time

boyz11men: tonight

goalsccer: alrighty then, i have to head off at the paper mills tonight at 5 so yeah 430 would be good

boyz11men: yea

goalsccer: ok see you then

boyz11men: who many sons or girl u have

goalsccer: um

goalsccer: 4 sons

goalsccer: all lil s**t heads

boyz11men: ok

goalsccer: i mean it, they break f***ing everything, good luck

boyz11men: ok

goalsccer: see you at 430 then?

boyz11men: i will see u at

boyz11men: 430

goalsccer: nice

boyz11men: ok

goalsccer: *phone hangs up*

goalsccer: you come over

goalsccer: late might i add

boyz11men: ring ring at the door

goalsccer: gosh punctuality is the most important thing ever in a job. i answer the door

boyz11men: iM WAERING A T-SHIRT AND PANTS WITH THONG

boyz11men: AND BRA

goalsccer: AHH!

boyz11men: ok

goalsccer: dont have to scream in my face

goalsccer: gosh hurt my ears

boyz11men: sorry

goalsccer: its ok

boyz11men: wut time is bed time at

goalsccer: put those lil basterds to bed at 8

boyz11men: ok

goalsccer: ok bye then

boyz11men: wut time are u going to be back at

goalsccer: oh

goalsccer: um

goalsccer: around 10 or so

boyz11men: oh ok

boyz11men: ok

boyz11men: i put them to bed

boyz11men: and its like 9

boyz11men: right now

goalsccer: ok, and i call

boyz11men: hi

goalsccer: on my brand new NOKIA CELL PHONE! HELL YESA!

goalsccer: hey

boyz11men: hi

goalsccer: how did things go with those lil bloody tampons?

boyz11men: fine

goalsccer: thats good

boyz11men: there are sleepping right now

boyz11men: its 9

goalsccer: oh ok

boyz11men: k

goalsccer: well im about 10 minutes away now

boyz11men: ok

boyz11men: I just watching Tv

goalsccer: and ill see yo-* shshhsk* -ik-e *sschchkkk* -ine with you?

boyz11men: ok

goalsccer: alri- *shshkck* damn im get- *shshchkcckshshckchskhck*

boyz 11men: ?

goalsccer: 10 minutes later, i open the door

goalsccer: hi

boyz11men: hey

goalsccer: sorry about the phone, static

boyz11men: its ok

goalsccer: f***in' nokia, worst decision since i decided to have kids...

boyz11men: ok

boyz11men: your sons are sleeping right now

goalsccer: k good

goalsccer: the only time theyre quiet

boyz11men: ok

boyz11men: are u going to give me my money

goalsccer: oh s**t thats right

goalsccer: first business

goalsccer: lets see...

goalsccer: 430 till 910...

boyz11men: yes

goalsccer: at a rate of 10 bucks an hour...

boyz11men: ok

goalsccer: um

goalsccer: lets see here...

boyz11men: like 30

goalsccer: you sure?

goalsccer: not trying to scrap me out of money are you?

boyz11men: no

boyz11men: so 30

goalsccer: k, because i cant afford much and my moneys been disappearing (fucking lil basterd pieces of dingle s**t kids)

goalsccer: ok 30

goalsccer: here you go

boyz11men: thanx's

goalsccer: no problem

boyz11men has left the room.

BoySetsFx: hello

goalsccer: hi

BoySetsFx: a/s?

goalsccer: 18-f

goalsccer: you?

BoySetsFx: 18/m

goalsccer: omfg

goalsccer: like lets cyber!

BoySetsFx: haha umm

goalsccer: ok?

BoySetsFx: if ud like

goalsccer: yesss

BoySetsFx: ok

goalsccer: ok

goalsccer: lets see

goalsccer: im at home and i feel like having a pizza

goalsccer: and i call you up (pizza man) and i say hello

BoySetsFx: hello

goalsccer: hi, i wasnt a LARGE pizza

goalsccer: with sausage slobbered all over

BoySetsFx: haha ok i can do that

goalsccer: cool

goalsccer: *20 minutes later*

BoySetsFx: i come to the door

goalsccer: and i dont notice because im too busy watching tv

BoySetsFx: i knock on the door

goalsccer: still cant hear, tv is loud

BoySetsFx: i scream

goalsccer: ahhh what is that!?

goalsccer: oh wait the pizza

goalsccer: ok i answer the door

goalsccer: and apologize for not answering before

BoySetsFx: its alright..i hadn u the pizza

goalsccer: ohh its nice and hott

goalsccer: i bring the pizza in, and close the door

goalsccer: come back out and hand you the money... im a few dollars short

BoySetsFx: oh...well i need the money

goalsccer: well i dont have any

BoySetsFx: oh

goalsccer: yeah sorry

BoySetsFx: well i need the money somehow

goalsccer: umm

BoySetsFx: what are we going to do about this

goalsccer: i dont know, i head back in for a second

goalsccer: closed the door

BoySetsFx: i wait

goalsccer: i come back to the door, open it slightly and ask you to come on in for a second to settle this matter over some coffee

BoySetsFx: i come in to your house

goalsccer: and you dont find me, i tap you on the shoulder

BoySetsFx: i turn around and find u

goalsccer: ... with a bat in my hand, i swing with the most might i have in my entire body stricking you on the center of your skull causing it to crack and split open in the fashion of a orange being crushed by a 10 pound weight

goalsccer: your body drops lifelessly to the ground, like a ragdoll

BoySetsFx: haha um..how nice

goalsccer: i take your body to the closet and shut the door

goalsccer: i clean up your bloody tracks make by your freshly opened skull, brain matter exposed

goalsccer: ooh man im soo hott

BoySetsFx: umm

goalsccer: i undo my pants

goalsccer: and start masterbating to the tought of your stinking carcass in my closet

goalsccer: i use your blood from my hardwood floor as lube

BoySetsFx: ohh

goalsccer: ohh soo hott

goalsccer: i finish and in complete ectasy, i grab a chain saw from my shead

goalsccer: i open up the closet and drag your corpse to my front lawn

goalsccer: and i start up the chainsaw

goalsccer: the sound of the grinding bones against metal make me soo horny

goalsccer: i lay your chopped up body in the shape of a pentogram

goalsccer: i start chanting evil encantations

goalsccer: the ground shakes

goalsccer: and the devil himself rises from the depths of hell

goalsccer: hes soo hott

goalsccer: he gives me oral pleasure, soo great that only satan himself could give

goalsccer: i orgasm 3 times

goalsccer: and i dig a hole for your severed limbs

goalsccer: is this as hott for you as it is for me hun?

BoySetsFx: no

goalsccer: damn well im horny as shit from it

goalsccer: anyways i go to bed

goalsccer: with the complete satisfaction that i didnt have to pay for the pizza

goalsccer: ahh

goalsccer: that was great!

BoySetsFx: then i come back to life as a zombie and brake into your home

goalsccer: im done hun

goalsccer: spent

BoySetsFx: haha ok

goalsccer: yeah

goalsccer: maybe another time ;-)

BoySetsFx: ok

goalsccer: so hott

goalsccer: hi

Manda935: hey

Manda935: asl

goalsccer: 18-m, you?

Manda935: 16f

goalsccer: cool

goalsccer: got pics?

Manda935: in pro

Manda935: click on the link

Manda935: im on theleft

goalsccer: oh nice

Manda935: thanks

Manda935: do u have apic

goalsccer: i have to take one, so can we cyber first and ill show you anythin afterwards

goalsccer: ok?

Manda935: ok

goalsccer: you wanna start?

Manda935: can u?

goalsccer: ok sure

Manda935: k thanks

goalsccer: im at home and i need a babysitter so i call up my next door neighbor... whats your name again?

Manda935: amanda

goalsccer: ah yes jenny

goalsccer: so i give jenny a call up

goalsccer: hello?

Manda935: yeah

goalsccer: would you like to babysit my twins tonight?

Manda935: sure

goalsccer: ok, 7 sound good?

Manda935: yup

goalsccer: *1 hour later*

Manda935: k

Manda935: i knock on the door

goalsccer: i dont answer cause i cant hear you over the boiling vat of water

Manda935: i just open the door

Manda935: hello?

goalsccer: what!?

goalsccer: whos there!?

Manda935: jen

goalsccer: show yourself you bastard

Manda935: excuse me

goalsccer: oh sorry lindsy

Manda935: wtf

Manda935: ok bye

goalsccer: here to babysit?

Manda935: yeah sure

goalsccer: ok the kids are up stairs sleepin, all you have to do is make sure their safe, ill be home by 10

Manda935: hopefully ur better in bed hun

Manda935: great

goalsccer: yeah, *10 comes around*

goalsccer: i walk in

Manda935: im on the couch sitting there watching tv

goalsccer: hey howd it go?

Manda935: it was fine

Manda935: they slept all the way through

goalsccer: nicenice

Manda935: yeah.

goalsccer: so how much do i owe you?

Manda935: idc whatever

goalsccer: ok 20 bucks

Manda935: yeah

goalsccer: here you go, you step outside and i shut the door, only to open it moments later

Manda935: ..

goalsccer: peeking my head through the door, i ask would you like to come in for some coffee

Manda935: sure

goalsccer: you look nice tonight

goalsccer: you open the door and walk in

goalsccer: and look aronud, im no where to be seen

Manda935: hello?

goalsccer: i tap you on the shoulder

Manda935: i turn around

goalsccer: to see me weilding a bat, i swing with all my might and strike you center on the forehead busting you open like an m-80 exploding in an enclosed pumpkin

goalsccer: brain matter spills out of your open wound

goalsccer: your limp body collapses to the ground

Manda935: UMM ur disgusting

Manda935: f**k you

goalsccer: ohhh man am i horny

Manda935: go f**k urself then

goalsccer: i drag your limp teen body to my closet

Manda935: ummmmm f**kyou

goalsccer: and clean up the blood off my carpet

Manda935: f**k off

goalsccer: i go out to my tool shead and take out a rusted ax

Manda935: ur f**king retarded

goalsccer: i come back to the closet and drag your body down stairs into my basement

goalsccer: ohh the sounds of your limp body bouncing down the stairs makes me harder and harder

goalsccer: i go to work chopping off each limb with the swing of my rusty ax

goalsccer: i carry each disfigured body part once resembling a young hott teenage babysitter

goalsccer: to my fridge

goalsccer: and shut the door

goalsccer: i head to bed knowing that i can wake up to a tasty meal in the morning

Manda935: ewww ur f**king gross

goalsccer: damn baby that was hott

Manda935: umm to bad ur not

goalsccer: yes but your dismemberd corpse was

Manda935: ewwwwww ur f*ing disgusting

Manda935: go f**k ur mom

goalsccer: make your horny baby?

Manda935: not realy..actually it made me want to throw up

goalsccer: niiice

goalsccer: foreplay

Manda935: u sick f*g

goalsccer: so you want my pic now?

Manda935: no thanks

goalsccer: ok

goalsccer: thanks for that though, that was nice

Manda935: f**k you

goalsccer: ;-)

Manda935 signed off at 1:50:37 PM.

Same girl, 5 minutes later…

BondGirl935: hey asl

goalsccer: 18-m, you?

BondGirl935: 17f

goalsccer: nice

BondGirl935: u horny

goalsccer: yeah totally, you?

BondGirl9357: yeah

goalsccer : nice got pics?

BondGirl935: nope sory

BondGirl935: do u

goalsccer: yeah sure

goalsccer: but can we cyber first? then ill show you.

BondGirl935: nope..cause uk wat...i dont talk to ppl who kill people..sorry f**ker

BondGirl935:stupid s**t

goalsccer: hahahhaa

BondGirl935: ur just a dumb f**k anyways

BondGirl935 signed off at 1:54:05 PM.

goalsccer: hi!

SwOoSh974: hi

goalsccer: asl?

SwOoSh974: 14 m pa

goalsccer: awsome!

goalsccer: 16-f, and im wicked into younger guys

SwOoSh974: cooool do u got a pic

goalsccer: naw, you?

SwOoSh974: ya

goalsccer: wait... can we cyber first

goalsccer: im really horny right now

SwOoSh974: if u start

goalsccer: ok!

goalsccer: im at home alone and im hungry

goalsccer: so i call up the nearest subway

goalsccer: *ring ring*

goalsccer: *ring ring*

SwOoSh974: hello

goalsccer: hi, id liek to place an order to go please

SwOoSh974: sure

goalsccer: a LARGE meatball sub

goalsccer: do you deliver?

SwOoSh974: yes

goalsccer: awsome, see you in a few

SwOoSh974: k

goalsccer: *10 minutes later*

SwOoSh974: hello maiam here is ur LARGE maetaball sub

goalsccer: ahh wtf!? dont you knock first!?

goalsccer: ill forgive you for now

goalsccer: god...

goalsccer: ok how much do i owe you?

SwOoSh974: just cause ur beatufil its free

goalsccer: awww thanks!

goalsccer: i show you the door and close it on you... but only to open it again a few moments later

goalsccer: hi um... do you want to come in for some coffee?

SwOoSh974: id love 2

goalsccer: ok

goalsccer: i let you in, but when you enter im no where to be found

goalsccer: you feel a tap on the shoulder

SwOoSh974: and o look back

goalsccer: to see me weilding a steak knife, i drive it deep into your chest striking you in the heart killing you almost instantly, filled with pain

goalsccer: your blood spills out of you like a river of gore, spilling onto the hardwood floor

goalsccer: the sound of your body collapsing makes my heart race with excitement

SwOoSh974: umm im scared of u

goalsccer: i pull the knife out of your limp body and repeatidly strike you in the face completely disfiguering you

SwOoSh974 signed off at 2:47:44 PM.

WPEMoneyBag: hi

WPEMoneyBag: asl

goalsccer: hi

goalsccer: 18-f

WPEMoneyBag: cool im 19/m have any pics

goalsccer: no, wanna cyber?

WPEMoneyBag: yea

WPEMoneyBag: u starty

goalsccer: ok

goalsccer: im at home alone

WPEMoneyBag: me too

goalsccer: cool

goalsccer: and i need a babysitter for tonight

goalsccer: so i call my trusty neighbor, felipio

WPEMoneyBag: ok

goalsccer: *ring ring*

WPEMoneyBag: hello

goalsccer: hi felipio?

WPEMoneyBag: hi

goalsccer: this is your neighbor sam and i was wondering if you could baby sit my kid for tonight

WPEMoneyBag: sure what time

goalsccer: um

goalsccer: how about

goalsccer: 7?

WPEMoneyBag: sure ill be there

goalsccer: ok, see you then

WPEMoneyBag: ok

goalsccer: *1 hour later*

long pause...

goalsccer: *1 hour and 10 minutes later*

WPEMoneyBag: ok

another long pause...

goalsccer: *1 hour and 15 minutes later*

goalsccer: man where the hell is that damned babysitter?

once again, another pause... prolly jerkin' it...

goalsccer: *1 hour and 20 minutes later*

WPEMoneyBag: hello

WPEMoneyBag: hold on i have to get off for 1 min

WPEMoneyBag: ok stay right there

WPEMoneyBag signed off at 3:17:10 PM.

WPEMoneyBag signed on at 3:17:16 PM.

WPEMoneyBag: im back

goalsccer: oh the babysitter!

WPEMoneyBag: yes im here

goalsccer: ok so the kid is in bed and all you have to do is watch him and make sure he stays asleep

goalsccer: ill be home at 10

WPEMoneyBag: ok

goalsccer: bye

WPEMoneyBag: bye

goalsccer: *3 hours later*

WPEMoneyBag: hi

goalsccer: hi meet my boyfriend, george

goalsccer: i met him at the club tonight

WPEMoneyBag: hi

goalsccer: hi, nice to meet you - geroge

goalsccer: how much do i owe you?

WPEMoneyBag: its ok

WPEMoneyBag: what happend

goalsccer: oh thanks for the favor

goalsccer: ill pay you back sometime

WPEMoneyBag: ok

goalsccer: i show you the door, and just as your leaving my porch, i open the door again

goalsccer: and peeking my head out i ask you if you want some coffee?

WPEMoneyBag: yes

goalsccer: awsome

goalsccer: you come in and just see geroge standing there, drunk and holding a bat in his hand

WPEMoneyBag: yea

goalsccer: i tap you on the shoulder

WPEMoneyBag: yes

goalsccer: you turn around only to have your face beatin in by a iron tire from my garage

goalsccer: your head cracks open like an egg dropped from a 2 story building onto tar

goalsccer: your limp and bloody body collapses into georges hands

WPEMoneyBag: ok im leavin your kreepin me out bye

goalsccer: i kiss george on the face with my blood spattered lips

WPEMoneyBag: bye

goalsccer: he drops your rag doll-like body

goalsccer: we undress in the pool of your blood

WPEMoneyBag signed off at 3:30:12 PM.

thspsn12: hey

goalsccer: hi

thspsn12: whats up

goalsccer: nuthin, at all

thspsn12: cool

thspsn12: asl?

goalsccer: 18-f

thspsn12: cool

goalsccer: yeah

thspsn12: 17/m here

goalsccer: cool!

goalsccer: want to cyber?

thspsn12: yea

thspsn12: u gotta pic?>

goalsccer: nope, lets just cyber

thspsn12: alright

thspsn12: u wanna start or me

goalsccer: you

thspsn12: ok

thspsn12: i start kissin you on the neck

goalsccer: i start to giggle

thspsn12: then i pull ur shirt off

goalsccer: you ripped my shirt!

goalsccer: i rip yours

goalsccer: right off

goalsccer: wow nice body

thspsn12: thanks

thspsn12: you too

thspsn12: i start to kiss you again and while we kiss i reach behind you and unfasten ur bra

goalsccer: my bra slides off

goalsccer: i reach for the button on your pants and unfasten those

thspsn12: while u do that i gently caress ur boobs

goalsccer: i growl like a cat in heat

goalsccer: i slide off your boxers and your are now naked

goalsccer: you take off my pants and panties

thspsn12: i start to kiss you again and reach my hand between your legs and rub your pu**y

goalsccer: i moan then turn you on your knees

goalsccer: facing away, i tell you im going to give you pleasure like no other

thspsn12: alright

goalsccer: to your suprise you feel a 10inch c**k penetrate and rip open your virgin a**hole

thspsn12: wtf

goalsccer: ah its soo tight!

goalsccer: and feels great

goalsccer: my b**ls smack up against your gooch as i press harder and faster

goalsccer: you cry from the orgasmic pain

goalsccer: but you havent felt anything soo good

goalsccer: you horny baby?

goalsccer: hunny?

I think he left me... :(

goalsccer: hi'

bigboi95: asl

goalsccer: 12-f

goalsccer: you?

bigboi95: 17m

bigboi95: so whats up

goalsccer: nuthinnn

goalsccer: you want to cyber?

bigboi95: phone?

goalsccer: how about online hun?

bigboi95: y?

bigboi95: i wanna hear u xcream

goalsccer: im sorry hun, moms home

goalsccer: where do you live?

goalsccer: like state?

bigboi95: ny

bigboi95: u

goalsccer: same here!

goalsccer: what part?

bigboi95: buffalo

bigboi95: u

goalsccer: whoaaa me too!

goalsccer: thats sooo cool!

bigboi95: whre in buff

goalsccer: right by the st. joseph hospital

bigboi95: nice

bigboi95: vegas?

goalsccer: yeah off of new york state highway

goalsccer: where you?

bigboi95: amherst

goalsccer: ohhh

goalsccer: ok

goalsccer: so do you wanna meet me?

bigboi95: maybe

goalsccer: ;-)

goalsccer: what kind of car do you have?

bigboi95: y?

goalsccer: so i can know where to find you hun, like when you meet me

bigboi95: baby

bigboi95: i'm not meeting u today

bigboi95: soon tho

goalsccer: oh ok

bigboi95: so baby

bigboi95: tell me about urself

bigboi95: baby

goalsccer: um

goalsccer: im about

goalsccer: 5' 8" short brown hair, brown eyes and im a part of the division of buffalo law enforcement set to seek out preditors online

goalsccer: we where tracking your IP adress the whole convo

bigboi95: gr8

bigboi95: peace

bigboi95 signed off at 4:01:09 PM.

goalsccer: this should pin point your location with the informaiton you gave up

Previous message was not received by bigboi95 because of error: User bigboi95 is not available.

jsME22: im horny

jsME22: ru?

goalsccer: yes

goalsccer: hard as s**t

jsME22: nice

goalsccer: yeah

goalsccer: all 8 inches of it

jsME22: nice

goalsccer: yes

jsME22: u wanna cyber?

goalsccer: sure

jsME22: ok

goalsccer: you start

jsME22: i pull down ur pants

goalsccer: and i say "oh yeahhhh" in a really deep voice

jsME22: i lick all over ur c**k

goalsccer: once again i say "ohhh yeah" in a deep voice because of the amazing oral pleasure

jsME22: then i take it in my mouth and suck it hard

goalsccer: "ooohhh yeahhhh"

goalsccer: i start to burst in your mouth

goalsccer: you love the taste of my mango punch flavored man juice

goalsccer: you swallow it in one gulp and say "thank you cool-aid man."

goalsccer: i reply in my deep voice "ohhh yeahhh"

jsME22: i finish suckin it and look up at u

goalsccer: you are blinded by the glare of the light shinging off my glass bowl body only enough for me to quickly take my c**k out of your mouth and bust through the nearest wall making my daring escape

goalsccer: ohhh yeahhh

goalsccer: hun you still there?

jsME22: yea

goalsccer: was it as good for you as it was for me?

jsME22 signed off at 4:11:14 PM.

 
nice, heres one i did like 1 or 2 years ago

DeathMetalJosh89: im licking your clit

twix1182: no

twix1182: well ok

DeathMetalJosh89: like what

DeathMetalJosh89: never mind

DeathMetalJosh89: hows it feel

twix1182: ok i guess

DeathMetalJosh89: what do u wanna do

twix1182: i dunno

twix1182: im more into a story line

DeathMetalJosh89: are u anal

twix1182: i like stories

DeathMetalJosh89: fine do u want to be the babysitter and your sitting me

twix1182: eh

twix1182: i wanna pick my own character

twix1182: im the fairy god mother

DeathMetalJosh89: oh i wish i was hittin that magical pussy

DeathMetalJosh89: r u there

twix1182: yeah, am pretty magical

DeathMetalJosh89: u feel so good

DeathMetalJosh89: r u wet

twix1182: no

DeathMetalJosh89: how can i make u wet

twix1182: let me put a spell on u

DeathMetalJosh89: oh ok like what

twix1182: bippidy boppidt boo!

DeathMetalJosh89: what did u do

twix1182: you are a pumpin

twix1182: pumpkin*

twix1182: so now what

DeathMetalJosh89: y the hell am i a pumpkin

DeathMetalJosh89: :-D

twix1182: im the fairy god mother

twix1182: going to the ball

DeathMetalJosh89: what r we going to do

twix1182: now your going to be picked and cerved into an angry-faced halloween ornament

twix1182: i sell u for 10 dollars to an old dutch couple from their homeland

(the person leaves)

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.

 
wow wtf was that, i can't believe i read it all

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learn to make the shweetest hats ever

-or PM me if u wanna buy one

 
Yeah i read all of that and i was laughing thr whole time. good work

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Ski while you can

Also, what did you have for breakfast?
 
hahaha that kid is crazy..so violent

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yeah i was masturbating once and my mom walked in on me and saw everything. it freaked me out when the door flew open and for some reason it scared my into cuming. so my mom saw me cum... _SimonFiller

 
If you guys got a chance to read the robe and wizard hat post, those were 10x's as funny, and more cleverly done. Still funny though.

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To
day I beat my previous record for consecutive days I've been alive.

-Ryan
 
possibly inspired by the "I put on my wizard hat and cape" threads?

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Campbell

Puff the magic dragon, lived by the sea. and frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honaley - The Mamas and The Papas
 
BoySetsFx: i turn around and find u

goalsccer: ... with a bat in my hand, i swing with the most might i have in my entire body stricking you on the center of your skull causing it to crack and split open in the fashion of a orange being crushed by a 10 pound weight

goalsccer: your body drops lifelessly to the ground, like a ragdoll

that was when i began to laugh. that was hillarious. i gotta go read the rest...

(zach)

-formerly known as LineSkierWH
 
OK, without further adu, heres the wizard chats:

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?

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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.

j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.

j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.

j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.

bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

j_gurli3: thats it.

bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?

eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.

BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.

eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.

BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.

BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.

Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.

Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.

Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.

Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.

Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.

Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.

Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.

Sarah19fca: you like that?

Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.

Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?

Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.

Sarah19fca: Peanuts?

Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.

Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?

Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.

Sarah19fca: This is stupid.

Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.

Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?

Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.

Sarah19fca: /ignore

Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.

Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

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Bloodninja:Wanna cyber?

DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)

DirtyKate:Who are you?

Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot

Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.

DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..

Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order

DirtyKate: Haha! OK

DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.

Bloodninja:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?

DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!

Bloodninja:Is this a delivery?

DirtyKate:Umm...Yes

DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...

Bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.

**pause**

DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!

Bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza.

Bloodninja:I'm on my way now though

**pause**

DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now.

Bloodninja:How did you know?

Bloodninja:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.

Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven

DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby

Bloodninja:So you're still in the bathroom?

DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.

Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

DirtyKate:What the f**k?

DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t

DirtyKate:F**k

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Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?

MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?

Bloodninja: What like gardening an ****?

MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.

Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out

Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.

(pause)

MommyMelissa: is that it?

Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.

Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?

MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?

(pause)

Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.

Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.

MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.

Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.

Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.

MommyMelissa: ...

Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.

MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.

Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.

MommyMelissa: whatever.

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Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?

J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.

Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg"

J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and shit. You know, rollin with tha homies and shit.

Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?

J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.

Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?

J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.

Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".

J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big.

Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?

J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.

Partner6: It likes that.

J-Dogg: aight.

Partner6: Keep talking to me baby...

J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.

Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.

J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...

Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.

J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...

Partner6: WTF?!

J-Dogg: Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!

Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only fuck women...

J-Dogg: Shit just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!

Partner6: You dipshit.

J-Dogg: I whimper to myself...

J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr.

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J-Dogg: I see you in line at the supermarket. Our eyes meet.

Partner8: Who the fuck are you?

J-Dogg: I mouth the words to you, as if in slow motion:

J-Dogg: Fuck me, Fuck me.

J-Dogg: My wishes are like poetry in your eyes. We want this moment to last forever.

Partner8: OMFG are you trying to cyber me?

J-Dogg: We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops. I Kiss the top of your hand. You are taken aback by the bulge that forms in your thigh.

Partner8: Is that like cancer?

J-Dogg: If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have the technology of chemotherapy.

Partner8: Good one romeo.

J-Dogg: You grab the bulge that you feel. you tihink it must be taking over your mind, theres nothing else you can think of. My tubesteak to you is like a beautiful japanese haiku.

The salmon swim at night.

Towards your room.

The snow and the moon.

Partner8: that was never a haiku.

J-Dogg: To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Withought my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness.

Partner8: That made even less sense than your "haiku"

J-Dogg: So you ready to fuck then?

Partner8: You unbutton my pants, spew your load at the sight of my underwear, and your spent.

J-Dogg: ...

Partner8: ?

J-Dogg: I'm spent.

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Jdogg:Hey

QT-Pie:Hey

Jdogg:whats goin on

QT-Pie:Nothing. Who are you?

Jdogg:Jdogg. Wanna cyber?

QT-Pie:what does that mean?

Jdogg:what are you wearing?

QT-Pie:T-shirt. Jeans.

Jdogg:Garter belt?

QT-Pie:Ummm...no.

Jdogg:Are we gonna cyber or not?

QT-Pie: uh, okay.

Jdogg:Sweet, I start by rubbing your ass all around. You love this.

Jdogg: You're wet already. I can smell your pussy stink from here.

QT-Pie: WHAT?!

Jdogg: I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan.

Jdogg:You leave everything to jdogg.

Jdogg:I am completely inside of you. You are my dick puppet. I put on a little play.

QT-Pie:This is weird. I should go.

Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back.

QT-Pie: A stripe?

Jdogg: I need a sandwich.

QT-Pie: You're a freak.

Jdogg: I was great. You loved it.

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Girl: Hi

Boy: hello

Boy: who is this?

Girl: just a someone?

Boy: A someone I know?

Girl: nope

Boy: Then why the hell are you bothering me?

Girl: well sorrrrrry

Girl: I just wanted to chat with you

Boy: why?

Girl: nevermind your an asshole

Boy: Hey wait a minute

Girl: yes?

Boy: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid

Girl: paranoid?

Boy: yes

Girl: of what?

Girl: me?

Boy: No. I'm in hiding.

Girl: LOL

Boy: Don't fucking laugh at me!

Boy: This shit is serious!

Girl: What are you hiding from?

Boy: The cops.

Girl: gimme a fucking break

Boy: I'm serious.

Girl: I don't get it

Boy: The cops are after me.

Girl: For what?

Boy: I'm wanted in three states

Girl: For???

Boy: It's kindof embarrasing.

Boy: I had sex with a turkey.

Boy: Hello?

Girl: You are fucking sick.

Boy: Send me your picture.

Girl: why?

Boy: so I know you aren't one of them.

Girl: One of what?

Boy: The cops.

Girl: I'm not a cop i told you

Boy: Then send me your picture.

Girl: hold on

Boy: Hurry up.

Boy: Are you there?

Boy: fuck you, cop!

Girl: Hey sorry

Girl: I had to do something for my mom.

Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.

Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities.

Boy: Weren't you!?

Girl: thats not it

Boy: Then what?

Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty

Boy: Most cops aren't

Girl: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKHEAD!

Boy: Then send me the picture.

Girl: fine. What's your e-mail?

Boy: Just send it through here.

Girl: alright *PIC*

Girl: Did you get it?

Boy: Hold on. I'm looking.

Girl: That was me back in may

Girl: I've lost weight since then.

Boy: I hope so

Girl: what?!?

Girl: that hurt my feelings.

Boy: Did it?

Girl: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.

Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?

Girl: yes

Boy: Alright let me find it.

Girl: kks

Boy: Okay here it is. *PIC*

Girl: this isn't you.

Boy: I'll be damned if it ain't!

Girl: You don't look like that.

Boy: How the hell do you know?

Girl: cause your profile has another picture.

Boy: The profile pic is a fake.

Boy: I use it to hide from the cops.

Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol

Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....

Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.

Girl: Go fuck yourself

Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture

Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.

Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.

Girl: You've done nothing but slam me.

Girl: you hurt me.

Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?

Girl: I thought you were bullshitting me!

Boy: Why would I do that?

Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you

Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..

Girl: FUC YOU!!!

Boy: You'd break both of his legs.

Girl: You're a FUCKing asshole.

Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight

Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me

Boy: Ok. I'm sorry.

Girl: No you aren't

Boy: You're right. I'm not.

Boy: HAARRRRR!

Girl: I'm done with you

Boy: Aww. I'm sorry.

Girl: I'm putting you on ignore

Boy: Wait a sec

Boy: We got off on the wrong foot.

Boy: Wanna start over?

Girl: No

Boy: I'll eat your pussy

Girl: You'll what?

Boy: You heard me.

Boy: I said I'd eat your pussy.

Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture

Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy?

Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes

Boy: Well I'm not like most men.

Boy: I get excited in different ways.

Girl: Like what?

Boy: Do you really wanna know?

Girl: I don't know

Boy: You have to tell me yes or no.

Girl: I'm afraid to

Boy: Why?

Girl: cause

Boy: cause why?

Girl: well lets see

Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out

Girl: doesn't that seem strange to you?

Boy: Nope

Girl: well its strange to me

Boy: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to

Girl: I didn't say that

Boy: So is that a yes?

Girl: I guess so.

Boy: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.

Boy: Are you willing?

Girl: What do you need me to do?

Boy: I need you talk like a pirate.

Girl: ???

Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"

Boy: ok?

Boy: Hello?

Girl: You can't be serious

Boy: Oh yes I am!

Boy: It's my fantasy.

Girl: this is retarded

Boy: Do you want it or not?

Girl: Yes I want it.

Boy: Then you'll do it for me?

Girl: sure

Boy: Ok. Here we go.

Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.

Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them

Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy.

Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.

Girl: mmmm yeah

Boy: uh oh ...going limp.

Girl: Har

Boy: You gotta do better than that!

Boy: Your picture was really bad.

Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR

Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke.

Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.

Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.

Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.

Girl: mmmmmm you are good

Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder

Boy: going limp

Girl: HARRRRRRR

Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.

Boy: You begin to sway back and forth.

Boy: going limp

Girl: this is stupid

Boy: ...still limp

Boy: Do it!

Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR

Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole.

Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.

Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.

Girl: WTF?!?!?

Boy: They stink really bad.

Girl: OMG STOP!!!

Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass

Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.

Boy: I ram it up your ass.

Girl: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!

Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.

Boy: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...

Boy: I kick you in the face!

Girl: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!

Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...

Boy: Your parrot flys away.

Boy: ...going limp again.

Boy: Hello?

Boy: Say it!

Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

fat people should avoid buffets

 
OMG, didn't realize there were more, everyone must read the last one, its fucking hilarius, obviously an ugly needy girl who is quite pathetic.

fat people should avoid buffets

 
LMAO^^ that boy girl one was hilarioius

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

The Crying Bitches

The Sad Crying Bitches

 
Boy: Okay here it is. *PIC*

Girl: this isn't you.

Boy: I'll be damned if it ain't!

Girl: You don't look like that.

Boy: How the hell do you know?

Girl: cause your profile has another picture.

Boy: The profile pic is a fake.

Boy: I use it to hide from the cops.

Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol

Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....

Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.

Girl: Go fuck yourself

haha

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Ski while you can

Also, what did you have for breakfast?
 
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.

that shit's funny to me

 
This was my favorite part:

Girl: That was me back in may

Girl: I've lost weight since then.

Boy: I hope so

Girl: what?!?

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am Sum Ting Wong praise me- Sum Ting Wong july 5th 2004 CANADA KICKS ASSS

Teehee: http://macintyre.newschoolers.com/mahna.h
tm
 
hahahaha - "he gives me oral pleasure, soo great that only satan himself could give"

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- Matt*

†.symmetry.† 

Originally Memeber 11999#
 
Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole.

Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.

Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.

Girl: WTF?!?!?

Boy: They stink really bad.

Girl: OMG STOP!!!

Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass

Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.

Boy: I ram it up your ass.

Girl: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!

Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.

Boy: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...

Boy: I kick you in the face!

Girl: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!

Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...

Boy: Your parrot flys away.

Boy: ...going limp again.

Boy: Hello?

Boy: Say it!

Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

other than that u guys are fucked up

Run For Cover Productions

we.ski.for.fun
 
i am way too tired to bother reading all that

Republican and proud of it.

Member 6834

i want to ride in a kangaroos pouch -i_am_a_skier

 
Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you

Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha i cant stop alughing at that line

 
YESSSSS!!!!!!!!

''has anybody been able to do 3 twirls in the air yet...and i heard something about some big thing called "chads barrier" that a skier tried to do a backwards 2 and a half spins over..is that true?''-guillermolongjon2
 
his newest masterpiece

goalsccer: goalsccer: hi

couldog429: hey

couldog429: asl

goalsccer: 18-f-nh, you?

couldog429: 17/m/de

goalsccer: awsome

goalsccer: i love younger guys

couldog429: thats good for me

couldog429: lol

goalsccer: oh yeah hunny

goalsccer: so you wanna cyber

couldog429: guess so

couldog429: u got a pic?

goalsccer: il show you after, how about that?

couldog429: sounds fair

couldog429: u can start

goalsccer: can you hun? im a lil busy right now ;-)

couldog429: ok

couldog429: do u want to rp or just cyber?

goalsccer: roleplay, more interesting

couldog429: k

couldog429: got any roles in mind?

goalsccer: umm no, you?

couldog429: not really

goalsccer: k how about this

goalsccer: you come and visit me, im in jail

couldog429: thats kinda weird

couldog429: ok

goalsccer: hi hun

couldog429: hey, how is it in here?

goalsccer: cold, sucks, hate it...

goalsccer: i didnt murder that kid, uh whats your name again?

couldog429: matt

couldog429: yours?

goalsccer: oh im linda

couldog429: k

goalsccer: robert, dont you believe me? i didnt do it!

couldog429: of course i belive you

couldog429: those jackasses dont care

goalsccer: thanks at least someone in this world does!

goalsccer: theyre going to put me down for good tomorrow

couldog429: omg are you serious

goalsccer: yes! and for a last request i asked for you

couldog429: awww baby

goalsccer: because i love you soo much

couldog429: i love you too

couldog429: im gonna miss you soo much

goalsccer: hunny its terrible in here, butch lesbians rape me constantly, i miss the mans touch

couldog429: i reach across to you and lay my hand on yours

goalsccer: i start to cry

couldog429: i stand next to you and wrap my arms around you

couldog429: wiping the tears from your eyes

couldog429: sit*

goalsccer: with your nose because your arms are occupied, we sit close

couldog429: i never wanna let you go baby

goalsccer: me either with you

couldog429: brb

couldog429: srry

goalsccer: no DONT LEAVE ME!!!

goalsccer: please!!!

goalsccer: you said youd never let go!

couldog429: im still holdin you in the rp

couldog429: i have to go for a couple of mins.

goalsccer: but you got to stay on

goalsccer: dont let go!

couldog429: ill brb

goalsccer: i grab you by your balls as to not let you leave

couldog429: whoa

goalsccer: hunny im horny, i need a man now!

goalsccer: i reach up onto your shoulders and thrust your body onto the cold hard cement floor

couldog429: i gotta stop typing for a min cuz my moms about to come in

couldog429: ok

goalsccer: fuck her! its just you and me baby

goalsccer: i love you!

couldog429: i love you too

goalsccer: dont let this bitch get in the way of us

couldog429: ok baby

goalsccer: i start to furiously make out with you

goalsccer: throwing my hands up and down your body

couldog429: i run my hands through your hair

couldog429: then pull off your shirt

goalsccer: im sorry my hair isnt long anymore, they had to cut it short for the execution

couldog429: its still beatiful

goalsccer: aww thanks, if you like my hair you should see some of the dykes in here ;-)

couldog429: no thanks, i only want you

goalsccer: and i you... maybe mary also she was sweet to the touch... anyways i rip your shirt off

couldog429: i start making out with you again

couldog429: your tounge so sweet in my mouth

goalsccer: thats because its tainted with the love juices of my prison friend mary ;-)

couldog429: i wanna taste your juices baby

goalsccer: i spit in your mouth

couldog429: what was that for i say after swallowing your spit

goalsccer: my juices honey

goalsccer: you like?

couldog429: mmhmm

couldog429: i wanna taste your pussy juices too

goalsccer: i take my hand and slide it down my pants, into my wet vagina

goalsccer: i bring my hand up and smack you across the face like the dykes did to me soo many times

couldog429: your so rough and dirty now baby

goalsccer: damn strait, 5 years of hard time and nasty bitch lovin does that to a girl

goalsccer: i sit up

goalsccer: and let you off the ground

goalsccer: i ask you as i strip down to nothing, "do you want it rough honey?"

couldog429: ooo yea baby

goalsccer: i say ok, and run at you full sprint, clothslining you at the neck

couldog429: i drop to the floor

couldog429: wow u meant rough

goalsccer: i turn and laugh at you as you handle it like such a bitch

goalsccer: i kick you in the side, fratcuring one of your ribs, and my body slams on top of yours as i hudled myself through the air off the top bunk

couldog429: i wince in pain on the ground

couldog429: you really want it that rough

goalsccer: mm baby

couldog429: i cant even stand up

goalsccer: last night, gotta go big

goalsccer: i pin you to the floor

goalsccer: i crawl up against your body

goalsccer: and look you in the eyes

goalsccer: i love your eyes, soo pretty

couldog429: yours too

goalsccer: thanks, i then thrust upwards, swinging forth my knee making full contact with your balls

couldog429: a look of agony comes across my face

goalsccer: i laugh once again

goalsccer: before you can catch your breath i slap you again in the face

goalsccer: the sound of my hand against your cheeck echoes down death row

couldog429: i lay my head against the cold concrete floor

goalsccer: i help you up, sayin that maybe you should lie down

couldog429: i agree

couldog429: and slowly lay down on the floor

goalsccer: get up, youre my bitch now

goalsccer: i pick you up by your arm and lay you on the bed

couldog429: i stumble across the room

goalsccer: i pull you back onto the bed

couldog429: and get to the bed, in so much pain

goalsccer: shut up you lil bitch!

couldog429: srry

goalsccer: i lay you down, and giggle

goalsccer: i wisper into your ear

couldog429: o how i missed your laugh

couldog429: so innocent

goalsccer: O:-)

goalsccer: i wisper, "hun, i did it"

couldog429: what?

goalsccer: and before your mind can put together hte pieces i smother you with my pillow

couldog429: i try to push u off

goalsccer: you struggle but to no avail

goalsccer: my body is just so muscular and toned from the vicous beatings recieved daily in jail

goalsccer: you eventually stop resisting

goalsccer: i get up off your lifeless body and get dressed

goalsccer: i call the guards to come in and cart off your lifeless body

goalsccer: i return to my bed and sit down where your body had once laid

goalsccer: i start to giggle

goalsccer: you still there hun?

goalsccer: hunny?

 
u better keep going townsey

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Sean

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