The "Im Never Drinking Again" Thread

Geoffrey

Geoffrey

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i woke up this morning and said "im never drinking again"

this is the second time that this has happened to me.

i spent four hours last night on the bathroom floor...sleeping and then puking......seeping and then puking.

apparently my friends mom came home last night and found my sleeping on her bathroom floor. She got angrey. I didnt wake up.

I have, of course, felt like shit all day and thrown up twice.

As i said before "Im never drinking again"

share ur best stories

(that by the way was a shity telling of my story but it is hard to think when you have a headache so bad it feels like their is a car parked on ur head)
 
twice you've said that? That'll increase dude. Its probably my favourite phrase every sunday morning i wake up!!! You never learn though!!
 
i get sick of the people who are claimers of the never drinking again. sometimes this claim is perfectly reasonable but some people claim it when they have a mild hangover and thas just wrong.
 
People need to realize when they close there eyes and they feel a LITTLE dizzy, to start drink water, not more liquor. Moderation is alot funner than puking.
 
if my man Peter Tosh was there he'd say "don't drink too much if you cannot take it. It might be better if you smoked marijuana"
 
its not like they set out to end that way. it just happens sometimes, whenever that happens to me (once every other year maybe)its cause i'll get somewhere, already drunk from beer, and a buddy will whip out a bottle of whiskey or somethin, and we'll start passin it around. once ur already drunk its hard to stop for the night, unless it is the end of the night, cause b4 u know it you'll be coming down really hard, and lose all ur motivation to have a good time.

your right it is dumb, but it still happens. if it hasnt happened to you yet, it will. if you dont think so trust me, its inevitable. it actually makes you a much more experienced drinker (not that that matters whatsoever)cause you will know your drinking limits, which is very valuable info.
 
man iv never sayed "im never drinking again" but i dont like to lie to my self, then again i dont get hang overs, and u try really hard
 
Give it a week, you'll be back at it. Being really hungover sucks but in a few days you wont even remember it. Try to drink some gatorade or something to replace the water/electrolytes if you can keep it down, it will help a lot.
 
i say that a lot but i now know when i get dizzy to sit down and not get up. and why would yo drink whiskey after passing around beer? beer before liquor, never been sicker. drink beer slow and just chill
 
ive just gone hard for the past 3 nights... and every morning i just get up and tell myself... hey! i gotta do this again tonight
 
asac, 10am: "i'm never drinking tequila, canadian whiskey, saphire gin, tanquerey gin, mint schnopps and vodka in the same half hour again.'
 
ur story is pretty much the same as mine...i cam home and threw up, passed out and continued that pattern untill 3am...then my mom made me go to 10:30 mass
 
haha i said that a million times between 2 and 7 AM saturday morning. i didn't mean it tho lol. well, i thought i did, but it turns out that i didn't, because i take it back now.
 
i think mostly everybody says that they are never drinking again and then they just go do the same thing the next weekend. thats the fun of it!!
 
In 2 years of heavy drinking I have never gotten anything worse than a mild headache. If you are in decent shape, and drink or eat a little bit before you pass out for the night, you probably won't get too bad of a hangover. Also, if you buy shitty alcohol, you are more likely to get a hangover. I attribute my lack of hangovers to this, but maybe I just don't get them.
 
haha yeah i have said that before. Drank too much, started puking and kept puking off and on for the next 24 hours.. i pretty much just wanted to crawl in a hole and die. haha
 
yeah, one time i drank a lot of rubinov (shittiest vodka ever) and i felt kinda sick for a few days afterward.
 
i dont see the point in drinking till you become best friends with the toilet.

i'd rather just get drunk and have fun/be rowd.

im never really hung over the mourning after....but taking a piss the mourning after always burns hardcore!
 
i've got a stomach made of steel and haven't thrown up in about 10 years but my sisters bf has been puking since about 3am last night and it's almost 11:30pm. The phrase "i'm never drinking again" has been said many times today.
 
i have said those words many times, but it usually only last like one night so i get stoned instead that night and im good to go for the next night
 
yeayeayea, liquor before beer ur in the clear...its funny how easy it is to drink whatever's around when ur drunk and you run out of beer.

also, there are times to drink slowly and chill, and there are other times to rage it and get belligerent.
 
yeah u know the weird thing about friday night for me was that i didn't get that drunk, and i still became best friends with the toilet. luckily i wasn't hung over, which is strange.

the piss only burns because u got ghonorrea that night lol
 
heres the worst for me - okayy... so im at school, and my girlfriend is away for the weekend and its saturday night, and there isnt much of anything to do. so im just talking to my gf on aim and on the phone and stuff, and the whole time im drinking like not alot at a time, but enough to stay on the verge between tipsy and drunk the whole time. so i was talking to her and drinking from about 9pm until about 430am, so about 7 and a half hours of being intoxicated. anyways, so the next day was a charity walk, to benifit people with disabilities. so a friend and i decide to run in it, as we have the past two years. and all the kids that were drinking that night were like "theres no way you'll wake up in time, especially to run." so anyway, to make it to the event, i got up at 7:45, and the run started at 9. So anyway, i dont really get hangovers, so i felt fine, and then about a mile into the race, i start to taste alcohol and smell it, but i still feel pretty good (its a 5 mile run). i get to about 3 miles, and just get the worst cramp ever. so i slow to a walk, and walk with my hands on my head, stretching my torso. so after a minute or two of walking, i start running again, and finish the race. im not feeling too bad upon finishing, so i go into the area where theres food and drinks and stuff for the participants. so i sit down and eat a sandwich. about half an hour later, i leave, feeling sick. i go back to my room, and take off the underarmor i was wearing, which smells like pure alcohol, due to the fact that thats what i was sweating. i go to take a piss, and its a burnt, dark, dark orange color. realizing that this is not good at all, i come to the conclusion that i am extremely dehidrated. so i drink about a gallon of water, and then go back to my room to try and sleep. i cant get to sleep, and after about an hour, i wonder why i dont have to piss yet, considering how much water i had drunk. so i drink about another half gallon, and still cant get to sleep. so i just lie on my couch, trying to move as little as possible, hoping that my cramps will go away. anyways, i finally pissed like 2 hours after that, and it was still pretty dark, and it wasnt until about 7 that night until it was back to normal. ive never been that dehydrated in my life and i wish it upon none of you. its the worst.
 
Your problem is you didnt drink enough. Once you get over that puking hump, drinking more is like sobering up. Trust me.
 
yep it is.

The liquor b4 beer thing doesnt hold true for me. Neither does the one about carbanated beverages with booze up setting your stomach, or the one about smokeing weed while drinking supresses your stomachs urge to vomit
 
Normally I never get hung-over or sick..but one time I took 4 shots of 100 proof vodka in a row (I'm a total lightweight, like a 2 shot drunk) and well, definitely spent the night with the toilet. NOT fun at all, though did manage to go skiing the next day.
 
jeez, you must weigh like 95 pounds or something. i think i drank 5 shots of 151 amongst a couple rum and cokes and drove home.
 
once i had 13 shots on an empty stomach and lost my ability to walk so i crawled up to my room and puked 10 times then passed out and slept really shitty that night. but i still didn't get a hangover the next day very bad. just felt a little sick.
 
man girls like you are the best! Im playing, i ahve a cupple of lady friends that are like that. Lsast weekend she had 4 shots of mango malibu 21.5% alcohol by volume, and she wasnt able to walk strainght. By the end of the night, 3 drinks later for her, she was PLASTERED. her 'drinks' had such a little amount of booze inthem too! Id have to drink at least 7 of hers to equal one of mine.
 
Ya all my friends are jealous of me, though it can suck when you do a round of shots with your friends and they don't feel anything while you are already tipsy! I'll pretty much lose any drinking contest...
 
yeah but your a cheap drunk, and a girl so i doubt it really matters, grils always get bought drrink!
 
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