The "Im Drunk" Thread

I haven’t drank since Thursday and I still feel fucked up from my Tues-Thurs Stowe bender. God getting in good shape makes you suck balls at drinking ran 10 miles in 78 mins the day before it. Also not drinking makes you dank at skiing I was ripping that first day and having no issues carving ice can’t ski like that after a long night.
 
I just read 400 pages and didn’t retain a single thing lamooooooo. Grad school is a lot. A LOT. but it’s cool to see that the department is stoked in my thesis and it’s cool. They make some feel good. Let’s talk fertilizer, indicator ag, and bison bone.
 
Been putting down Modelo and Cold Smoke since early afternoon since it’s Friday and hard to focus on online school. Went for a brisk stroll at dusk then Felt hungover but rehydrated so I’m gonna have another modelo and maybe a fat tire
 
I am tonight. I was last night too when i picked a fight with the guy I’m sleeping with. Let’s go covid.
 
I only drink these days to completely black out, make dumb posts on forums and my social media, send lewd texts I don't remember, and puke/piss all over. There is no inbetween I have zero desire to drink a 6 pack and stop fuck that noise.

Can't wait until next Friday to do it again only 8 more days. 2-3 hits of acid and 30 bud lites all for me is gonna go down like buttah.
 
Fuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkk this shit I just wanted to ski in the spring and get drunk, that wasn't too much to ask was it??? But noooooo now we have no spring ski and the longest offseason ever. I resolve to get into crazy good shape so that I can go back to skiing full clip almost immediately
 
14152058:BigPurpleSkiSuit said:
I again have no gf and must deal with

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I wasn’t a parrot, but I won’t get on cuz they live for too long, and I’m not one to give away a oet, ride or die. Rush bitxh
 
14225313:roddy116 said:
I wasn’t a parrot, but I won’t get on cuz they live for too long, and I’m not one to give away a oet, ride or die. Rush bitxh
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I couldn't imagine taking care of a bird for 20+ years but I could totally get down with a tortoise.
 
Welp here I am at 2:00 on a Monday. 8.2% tall boys that taste like water fuck you up quicker than expected. Now it's time for some vodka + Moxie
 
thank you High west for getting me super fucked up tonight. When I got this fucked up I used to just text my ex but I'm past that now. Is this progress? Do I still worry that'll be the closest I am to any partner? Absofuckinglutely. Whatever, I'm drunk, life could be a lot worse. Time to get more fucked up. Soon ski season will be here and I can put that band aid over the rest of my life.
 
14334018:BigPurpleSkiSuit said:
thank you High west for getting me super fucked up tonight. When I got this fucked up I used to just text my ex but I'm past that now. Is this progress? Do I still worry that'll be the closest I am to any partner? Absofuckinglutely. Whatever, I'm drunk, life could be a lot worse. Time to get more fucked up. Soon ski season will be here and I can put that band aid over the rest of my life.
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I remember my first beer!!!!!

Actually I don't even know if I do. Just hassling you on the bump.

Winter is coming!
 
I blacked out or at least browned out last night at thw summit. Lack of food and 9 percent beers. Good times. Also was tripping.

Not bad but i fell getting into the gondola going down at night lol
 
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