The "Im Drunk" Thread

[Sno.]

Hiiiiiiiiiii it's Monday and oops

ditto

 

[Dr.Dealgood]

Hiiiiiiiiiii it's Monday and oops

Remember, Monday is an accident waiting to be an even better accident.

 

[DGski]

Long plane ride tmrw. Trying to pull an all nighter so I can sleep on the plane. Making threads on NS is a great way to stay up

 

[Blindsurfer]

i love wine and also ns

 

[Mingg]

Wine Wednesday gat out of hand. I'm sorry, It's a butiful thing eith beautiful words

 

[.frenchy]

39 members on at 4:30 AM lol siiiiick

 

[Peach.]

Someone puked in my fucking dishwasher last night. I'm still half fucked, and I have class in 36 minutes.

 

[Chinchi]

HOMECOMING WEEKEND BABY LETS GOOOOOOOO

 

[Mingg]

Currently sitting on the drunk bus. This kid is throwing up all over the place, but the driver isn't allowed to stop unless it's a designated stop. We just pulled out of south campus. The next stop isn't for another 10/15 minutes.

But tonight was amazing. I'm in no position to complain about anything.

 

[division.bell]

Well past drunk and the night is still young.

And I love spellcheck.

 

[division.bell]

Well past drunk and the night is still young.

And I love spellcheck.

 

[division.bell]

Well past drunk and the night is still young.

And I love spellcheck.

 

[division.bell]

Well past drunk and the night is still young.

And I love spellcheck.

 

[division.bell]

Well past drunk and the night is still young.

And I love spellcheck.

 

[Chewy.]

Well past drunk and the night is still young.

And I love spellcheck.

Well past drunk and the night is still young.

And I love spellcheck.

Well past drunk and the night is still young.

And I love spellcheck.

Well past drunk and the night is still young.

And I love spellcheck.

Well past drunk and the night is still young.

And I love spellcheck.

You must really love spell check.

 

[Mingg]

My friend and I were drunk snapchatting Steve stepp last night... Probably not one of our best decisions.

 

[bo0b]

freshtival was a success some greeeezy shit went down w me tbh but I'm turn

 

[Peach.]

I'm here what did I miss

 

[no_steeze]

Yo niggaz. I be huntin dem hoz lie michael jackson hittin up dem sluts in da finest fashion alwys on ma grind like

 

[JAHpow]

Mug night

Yup

 

[Chubbs.]

 

[d00d]

Redd's apple ale is surprisingly much better than expected. Fuck it's 4 in the morning on Monday with class at 8:30. Shit balls

 

[no_steeze]

Howd i get these cat ears fuck you cat ears damn sluts

 

[cwillygood]

being drunk rn could be so much better, college definitely hasnt been epic on the party seen so far...just waiiting for winter to be sick

 

[Black-Bandanna]

 

[yeahno]

THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW

 

[LoathesRaisins]

3rd time I've drove home drunk. not safe. not a good habit. why the fuck do i do this.

Go fuck yourself.

 

[GayWolf420]

nooo i left my wallet in my friends car

 

[undisputed]

3rd time I've drove home drunk. not safe. not a good habit. why the fuck do i do this.

bcuz ur cinnabunzbetch!!!

 

[IKEA]

Aint wrong here in czech republic. been drinking some fine beer all day. Its soon 5 pm and ima have some sleep. No need to show id tho im soon 17.. life is awesome

 

[.frenchy]

im drunk off the SHITTIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER DRUNK

im bored what do i do

please post soon

its 12:26

please

 

[toastyteenagers]

im drunk off the SHITTIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER DRUNK

im bored what do i do

please post soon

its 12:26

please

Call your ex.

 

[.frenchy]

Call your ex.

IM A BASEMENT DWELLER

never had a gf

so ya

im 2 good 4 these ohoes!!!!!!!!!!!!

just kidding

but really

im 14 and ive neverr had a GF because im a prude nSON OF ABITCH

help, pinknames, how do i talk to girl ?

are these pink namesonline

 

[Chubbs.]

im drunk off the SHITTIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER DRUNK

im bored what do i do

please post soon

its 12:26

please

Call your ex.

 

[.frenchy]

blow something up?

funyn cuz i did earlier i threw those things that blowup when u throw them at my friends !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they werent happy

srry

 

[Mingg]

I have an 8sm in the morning and I'm currently pounding beers in my jeep gava. This is fun. It's 35 in here but it's chyll.

 

[.frenchy]

hmu bby

 

[AT-AT]

I have an 8sm in the morning and I'm currently pounding beers in my jeep gava. This is fun. It's 35 in here but it's chyll.

I know your room situation sucks, and adjusting to college is hard, but keep your shit together. Its a monday, got to class and learn some shit, you're paying for it.

I need a fucking bottle.

 

[veng_m]

I r drunk. ND THRES A GIRL I WANNA FUCK AROUDND THE CORNER FROM ME. IV KNOWN HER SINCE A LONG TIME AGO WHAT SHOULD I SAY

IMA #&%$ U RIGHT IN DA #@$^&

 

[tcgoldman]

this is incredible

 

[.frenchy]

im drunk off grpe sloe gin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ModMommy]

I am Neil Young and my stted is my bike and no one can stop me tonight

 

[.frenchy]

You're on a binger lately

ya sorry its justcuz my neighbors moved to gerogia and i took his liquor he eleft behind cuz the bank is taking over thier house lolzzz

 

[Mingg]

8 timee out uf 10 this works all thr time.

Would recommend.

 

[.frenchy]

guys i wouldnot reccomend grape sloe gin 2 a friend. taste like a rottin scrotum LOl

watching dale jr videos on youtube and crying

snao chat me

trenchrat is my name. im bored . fuck with meeeeeeeeeee

 

[.frenchy]

guys jason aldean is my lover hopfully hedoesnt wake up my parents

#cimminutcollegelife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[.frenchy]

im drunk night 3 in a row im so c000000l

 

[yeahno]

go to school frenchy

 

[.frenchy]

go to school frenchy

i do

 

[Mingg]

I think my roommate and I just drove around the bad part of buffalo...And I think I was wearing a helmet in the car...lolololol