The "Im Drunk" Thread

Laying in my street. Meteor shower! I SEE NOTHING!

I think I decided this is my last ski bumb year. The internet is dying and thus, so is my career.

If only I could find a European or Canadian to marry.

Offers?
 
12972284:Malibu_Stacy said:
Well this was fun

12991322:cferg said:
msg me for a good time lol

done, also sent dick pics.

13003320:Rachy said:
Laying in my street. Meteor shower! I SEE NOTHING!

I think I decided this is my last ski bumb year. The internet is dying and thus, so is my career.

If only I could find a European or Canadian to marry.

Offers?

I went to Canada once. I live in Canada Jr.

13003340:immas said:
AYeeee had a backyard sesh and inly fell twice.

4 pinknames in a row, and 2/4 of them openly are willing to communicate with males. AND NO RESPONSES? Bluenames I am disappoint.
 
not exactly drunk but i've drank a bottle of wine and its my younger sister's prom afterparty and i'm avoiding it as theyre all 17/18 and i'm def not drunk enough to be fucked with socialising with children. anybody out there drunk and on ns?
 
13036836:razors-chaz said:
not exactly drunk but i've drank a bottle of wine and its my younger sister's prom afterparty and i'm avoiding it as theyre all 17/18 and i'm def not drunk enough to be fucked with socialising with children. anybody out there drunk and on ns?

Ditch the 17 year olds, hello 18 year olds.
 
12908977:trill said:
Just finished a bottle of jäger myself first night in Austria. Bad move!!

Well thats the way we do it over here! Story of my life (although it usually doesn't stop after the first bottle ;) )
 
13050649:immas said:
i am on 6+ beers rn

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really dont know if I should be worried... bottle of jäger yesterday, bottle of gin today... perfect route to becoming an alcoholic I guess xD
 
Just gonna claim my spot here for some point this evening. Got a nice bottle of jäger and some good beer waiting for me as soon as I get home from work.

Gonna have a nice little bbq with some friends and once again try not to drink myself to death!
 
Sipping on some Mountain Jack right now, half the bottle down, half done in shots, tis is a chill night

BTW if you don't know what Mountain Jack is, try it
 
I have mixed feelings. Got laid twice but man do i become really rough. I think im going to hurt her in my mind but my body feels like its okay.
 
THERE YOU ARE.............. 11 PAGES BACK!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU NS? NO ONE HAS BEEN DRUNK IN 11 PAGES? . and the stupid search shows the most recently made thread so that is hopeless. if this thread ever gets past page 2, we have all failed, ALL OF US. I don't care if you're 6, 16, or 60.

Get after it.
 
13155211:spruitm said:
THERE YOU ARE.............. 11 PAGES BACK!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU NS? NO ONE HAS BEEN DRUNK IN 11 PAGES? . and the stupid search shows the most recently made thread so that is hopeless. if this thread ever gets past page 2, we have all failed, ALL OF US. I don't care if you're 6, 16, or 60.

Get after it.

I'll start trying harder. Sorry
 
Ski team threw a party. The fuckin Catalina wine mixer! Shit got fucking busted at the first house but it was all food. Went down the street and fuckin havent stopled since. 8:45am and drunk as fuck from wine and only wine. God I love cullege.
 
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