The "Im Drunk" Thread

I jusrt made a quesadillia with a quisadila maker and forgot to put the top tortila on. Now theres melded chees all over it.

Fuck it morning hugo can clean it up

Oh shit i think a tomowhawk just came ethrough my windoe
 
also for ns information: i wwent on my first date ever today and it went really good and i want to see her agin but i shouldnt text her beausw you don't tell girls you're thinking of them and drinking
 
.... But your a pink name. So your a lezzer? Jokes. Text her. I don't know about you, but the best game is spit is when I'm drunk
 
i am a pink name. who went on a date with a girl, because she's pretty and lieks to ski. but I like boys too.
 
Understandable. Did not mean to be a dick if that's how I came off, but the part about texting her was serious. I am horrible with girls, but when I'm drunk beyond comprehension I spit mad game and get numbers. Usually I'm too drunk to get it in or remember, but at least I have some success
 
the key is dragging that confidence out of the drunk only world, and into reality. Easier said than done, but you have to make real goals.
 
I think it is our duty as fellow NSers to encourage tasteful nudes

Give us a preview though, hate for you to send a bad one out
 
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