The "Im Drunk" Thread

[p-fo]

Lol kids are too lazy to bump this isht. Let me, motherfuckers!

 

[El_Barto.]

3:24 am in Oregon. Started drinking at 10, never really got drunk :/

 

[Pancake_Fucker]

Got sorta drunk then smoked a doobie. Did the trick.

 

[Ski_Alot]

Well well well I schmacked

 

[1337]

you up at sugarloaf? I was looking for something/anything to do with a friend tonight and we found nothing going on

 

[Ski_Alot]

No I'm at sr

 

[Randy_Quench]

im drunbk, when are we rescheduling the sloaf gaper day trip? Today was dope at loon. Anyone see that kid killin it in the banana suit? yeah it was me...

 

[Pancake_Fucker]

You'd should say that in English. It's cool that you skied in a banana suit.

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

I may or may not be partially responsible for a kid falling off a balcony while trying to crowd surf. oh well, fuck it. Hope you had fun laying on the ground for 10 minutes, pussy...

 

[Pancake_Fucker]

This is the best drunk post I've seen in a while.

 

[Jane6]

I have done so many questionable things ths weekend but there is definitely room for some more, night 4 better bringitttt

 

[NPF]

i turn 19 today. last night was crazy. tonight should be the same.

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

I may or may not be under the influence of an alcohol

 

[doyle.]

went out for my frineds birthfay. his boss was there and bought ud all multiple shots. it was a good time to say the least

 

[PON3]

drinking and cleaning my bmx bike, couldnt be happier

 

[doyle.]

dont remember posting this haha

 

[prometheusprime]

I'm drunk and this video is hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb-ciW7yqCI&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

[Blake.P]

It's almost 9. I had my first drink about 10:30 this morning. Wow. And still can get wayyy more drunk.

 

[Jane6]

Hahah had the most random night ever ended up at some weird Irish bar SU gröt in old town. Like a tourist but they played live music so itwas all good. Also i keep running into my next door jeighbor feels like Im in a taylor swift video // willy out

 

[CliffyByro]

couldn't even find this thread last night (although managed to post in others somehow). so fucking rough this morning its not even funny. had an absolute belter of a night though! raving in a kilt, lots of tequila, lots of wine, lots of beer, nearly getting in a fight and ceilidh dancing

 

[alexat955]

Tour de franzia. See ya tomorrow

 

[PON3]

goodluck, se you on the other side!

 

[bo0b]

I haven't drank since hallowneen holy funk'n funk I'm quite drunkrannow lawlsw

 

[ThaLorax]

I thought this thread died but it turned out I just haven't checked page 2 of "my threads" in months.

 

[Randy_Quench]

yesssss I found it@! its fuckin wednesday BITCH$$$$$

 

[bo0b]

Wdnesday drunk, liek I giv a funk, Spriiiiiinng breeeaaaak fo'eeevvvaa

 

[PON3]

I dont really drink any more, went to the old frat house to fraternize and got drunk off of 5 beers. #savingmoney

 

[Leafs2323]

i am faded son!!!

 

[PON3]

Broke up witht he gf....fuck

 

[jfxphoto]

stay strong! life moves on, if it wasn't right then it wasn't right.

 

[NPF]

last day of uni you bitch ass fucks.

 

[PON3]

Thank you Mr. Swanson. Im positive about it. Now I can slay this other girl who wants my dick who is like 10x hotter than my ex gf.

 

[clive_bixby]

Brap.

 

[gnarles.]

may the festivities begin in t minus 1 hour

ill be back ns

 

[r32kid]

hell yeah bro get it

 

[GnarNinja]

Butt chug.

 

[alvy.]

drunk beatmaking. flosstradamus last night. turn up!

 

[PON3]

Got hammered last night and danced with a dude I thought was a girl, yeahhh....

 

[NPF]

HAHAHAHA

reminds me of my friend who dressed up as smurfette on halloween and we were at this club dance thing this foreign guy started grinding up behind him and my friend turned around was like can i help you? the foreign kid was so shocked and confused. it was fucking hilarious. he started getting mad at my friend and then tried to fight him.

 

[gnarles.]

my friend paid me in beer and pizza to help him move out... im very drunk and its a tuesday

 

[gnarles.]

also petition to have this thread stockyed so god damn ahrd to find

 

[Sneaky_Aziz]

I am fucking TRADSHED like so trashed on GIN I downloaded the Vevo app for iPad, ai feel soooo good but will provbs be hungover as fuck tomorrow for my bio test yay for being a sophomore in high school!!!! Lol fuck this

 

[Randy_Quench]

WWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

sup bro?

 

[Bodhisattva_]

These shrooms suck and I'm not sure why I'm posting in this thread.

Also I can't decide if I like this Lifeproof IPhone case. Seems a bit bulky.

 

[MountainManDan]

Convinced my mom to buy two bottles and make me margaritas'!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then git wSted and we drove to China

 

[bo0b]

Some gurl wanted to slap me so I told her fuck off and left

 

[Skiing.Nz]

Finaly found this when i'm drunk lolz. Well big fight in this club tonight, kinda got dragged into it, got kicked out, got maccas, now home and want some serious pussayy, and jelly becuase my little brother pulled more than me tonight haha

 

[NPF]

went camping for two days and after the first night everyone left except me and my friend and they all said they were coming back and we had no phones so we were like yeah we will just wait here. waited all day and no one came back. had to ask a stranger to use there phone to get someone to come pick us up. not very hyped right now...

 

[Granby_killdozer]

I fucked a chubby girl last night... does that make me a bad person?