The "Im Drunk" Thread

ahhhhhhh I thought it was my buddy, but it was her sister. I accidentally groped my friend's younger sister the awkwardness between us now is off the fucking charts
 
Ahahahaha I had forgotten about this, fuck you, thread, for reminding me. She already hates my gutts because... well shes crazy, now she probably think I want her v or something/ being a creepy lesbo groping other people's siblings
 
One fifty ticking one motherfxkafas get on mag level. I just asked a chick out while hammered and she said yes m boooomm boombbbb poorer boyzzz
 
Y'all MOTHAFUCKAZ know Matt Hayward? I'm drunk as fuck at his house rannow? And he's dating my sister which is weir YOLO fick of
 
Yiu never rwakize how many drunk people hug ir hit yiu in the chest till ou have broken ribs. Gyck it hurts kike q bitch
 
Probably just kissed another NSer.... 21 year old from sweden that skis. Fucking hot. I think he wanted to make out, but it was too public. Soon. Now in bed eating a fully organic pb&j. tonoght was goooooood.
 
saw dj slink play a few hours ago, currently 4 am, great times, gotta hit the bed. working/living at a ski resort is pretty rad...im fuckkkked. g'night
 
I wish. He was good looking.... Im all alone in bed, but he did accept my friend request. I'll make sure to post when ot happens. In the mean time... 4 hours from now, I'm going to have a really bad hangover.
 
Dude jsust bring her rbeb bere beer.....works for my me and my girlfrienfddsfd all the timet hope im nonot tootoooo late its like marhc or somertinhng shit an d my keyboqrsd buttons are ufckin drunk off theiriyre ' asses at the currrentt miment. Gooood lucky!11ll
 
Penises and Vaginas. I wish time moved faster. *poetry*.

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And I take back that stuff about time Melvin faster cause but fuck. Cause but fuck lol
 
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