The "Im Drunk" Thread

lol now i know why sp bust stopped me, i did post another post earlyer ! ,sorry for bad english!

what sp bust stopped me again?!?! i have to wait now for the post to be able to post,

 
jose silver tonight, gret fucking night at the hot tub, aaawwwwh yeah. skiing a51 tomorrow morning see you there bitches!
 
fuck im hammrd. my whole fam got suaced at this "all incusive resort" that "people pay 1500 for" to be at an i just drank too much rum punch, i started driving a golf cart that i found and i broke it so i ditched it and walked back to the bar and kept drinking,,,, im in honduras btw on this little island calld fantasy island...lol and inside this bar was a bunch of lgbt ppl like 20 of them it
 
Shit son I've put down entire bottles of wine in that amount of time

however it has never has led to a great night or a fun morning after...
 
why o why

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Why do people do this I mean I'm way watching Harold and kumae and don't say "wanna know how I know your 12" because that gets old but seriously I love Ns'rs it's a lot of fun and the community is great.
 
Tried car hopping a cop car but it was locked. Sucks but its good at the same time. Prolly shoulda suited up but didn't, whatevs tho decent night
 
I'm not drunk but i made a little trip to the emergency room because my friend thought he could take down 3/4 of a fifth by himself. He didn't eat dinner so it went straight to him.

In b4 "lightweight"
 
i have no idea what i meant by this and dont remember posting in here, lulz. fuck cheap vodka, its the only thing thats ever given me a hangover and im out of flowers
 
Last night was crazy, drinking 15 yr old whiskey (54% alc. by volume). Went hard at a party, then went unicycling down a sledding at 3 am. Happy new Year!

 
Currently getting drunk with a priest, hes making fun of other priests and keeps trying to set me and my 2 brothers up with 3 girls from the parish lol.

Father's drink of choice: gin and tonic. Hes from Scotland
 
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