The "Im Drunk" Thread

shitfaced won 100 bucks in poker for the 3rd time this week and the giants game is tomorrow and rg3 is gonna get fucked up so good times
 
2 friends birthdays today and no longer a pledge. Got hammered and went to the 50 yd line of our football stadium but I wish I coulda hooked up with that girl... Too bad she was my friend's from the start
 
well....it's that time again.

posted about 25 selfies to the internet. so why stop with conventional social media???

Here you are newschoolers a beautiful selfie to help your night/morning progress.

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got mad drunk, so i decided to sing up finally.. hello newschoolers, been checking all of you out for like two years without membership. i really didnt have anythin better to do, 'cause i watched the whole travelling circus too many times.
 
Super wasted right now. Last night in College. Driving out tomorrow to start my new life in Colorado! see you all there!

 
Got hammered at th lifty and patrol parties, then went to dos locos for some fun karaoke. Great night, now hung over as fuck and grtting ready to do some more training, fujhhhh
 
Why are bitches such bitches? S'like if you don't wanna dance with people don't go to the club, the club's for socializing and meeting randoms is it not?
 
went to the bar during a "naughty or nice" christmas party expecting to see some mad sloots.

turns out someone decided they didn't want a wedding recpetiong and would rather go to the bar with old people.

tried to get a picture with the bride and a buddy.....failed.

saw a girl i knew from 5-6 years ago but she was space cadet gone and said hey like every 5 minutes while getting money, luckily her friend was sober enough to chat.

karate chopped a nerd trying to dance with my best friends girl.

overall a decent night

 
Well it looks like I chose ducking WRONG cause that girl just bit mi limp into a fcking mess... Snag the FUCK what the fuck!
 
Sagebrush is employee housing at a keystone, and basically the most gnarliest, crazy people live there and party their ass off every night. basically cops come like once every three days to tell every one to shut up. And I happen to live in the craziest part of sagebrush, block c, or "Cell Block C". that one night fire department came and so did the police to arrest a guy. They were running up and down the halls spraying the fire extinguisher and vandalizing crap. Cant wait to move out of there.
 
This is the first time i'm drunk on newschoolers and i just realised how awesome this site is!

even though i knew before...

then when i was going to post this post spambuster 6000 stoped me even tough i had not posted in the 20 secon period it clames i may not post in.
 
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