The "Im Drunk" Thread

[Broommasta]

hey dude wanna do something?

 

[E__]

Sure, come get me.

 

[Broommasta]

but what are we gonna do ohhhh call burt!

 

[E__]

Spot on.

 

[Broommasta]

my mom says i cant drink and drive.

 

[E__]

Lol. probably a good idea i shouldve thought of that before

 

[Broommasta]

apparently its illegal now?

 

[ReeferMonga]

FUCK THE POLICE. They have no jurisdiction around here

 

[CrotchKiller]

mackenzie is a cunt e3

 

[easiestEC]

wasted. come at me haha

 

[Spinoza]

Shit, I think I was gonna complain about the bar I was at. Don't remember that well though

 

[NPF]

drunk textin for dayz

 

[.Hugo.]

beer plus pizza = sex

 

[crab_pretzel]

orly?

 

[.Hugo.]

try it and tekk me it ai t so

 

[Broommasta]

clearly you havnt been laid

 

[.Hugo.]

clearly your a little bitch

 

[Broommasta]

oh good so you can read, are you gonna call me a name now or what?

 

[.Hugo.]

buttface

 

[Hughes]

i just saved someones fucking life. it is wasnt for me he'd be passed out on the pavement somewhere in the middle of geneva. i don't even like the guy that much but i still fucking saved him from inevitably being raped up the bumhole. fuck. drunk/#imdrunk

 

[Broommasta]

damn thats crafty, looks like you win this round.

 

[El_Barto.]

lol. 1 to many IPAs with dinner. WOOFT

 

[crab_pretzel]

yep

 

[MacNsteaze]

drunk star wars and shred sauce... what cool kids do on their friday nights

 

[Wallisch_pl]

Overcompensation

THAT'S A BIG WORD NOW ISN'T IT!?!?!?

 

[ThaLorax]

TOUR DE FAT TOMORROW

 

[PeteSpin]

Yes.

 

[Puzzled]

Tomorow classes are lifted.

Time toooooooo

 

[SkiJay.]

nice game of keg ball today..

 

[gnarles.]

im gunna be hitting this thread later just wait

 

[LoneRanger]

B-I-S H-O-P bishop's university!!!!!!!! ahhhhh frosh weekkkkkkkk

 

[95959]

DallasC here, pretty drunk. Thank's Sierra Nevada Brewery,

Sup with ya'll?

 

[gnarles.]

such a shityb night yoall nut fuck it im drunk

 

[95959]

what went down gnarles?

 

[B.Fantana]

kicked out of the pub went to another. good times

 

[gnarles.]

lost all my friends and then my phone died and didnt know where to go so i ended the night very early

 

[Hughes]

jagermeister will you marery me i love you bitches drunk

watevs

bruhgh

i love ythe arctic moneys

 

[PON3]

Drunk call of duty before the bithches get here..aawwwyeaahhh

 

[Spinoza]

Hi friends

 

[PON3]

hihfasdflkasdflasdfhlasjdfhlksadjfhaskdjgbsdn, fas.,fh;salF

 

[travazoid]

tsp premier tonight/ yup

 

[Meases_Pieces]

first frat party...entertaining to say the least. bitches love the sand dance floor.

 

[division.bell]

Short weeks always take forever, glad I am now drunk.

 

[SkiJay.]

asdklfjhsdflkgjhasldg

 

[alexat955]

FUCK i got arrested tonight for posession of a fake id... hopefully it will get dismissed bus till 6 cops for 4 kids that didnt do anything is fucking stupid. amd im still so drunk,,,,

 

[E__]

hey diddily dawg

 

[Chief.Queef]

how did i make it back to bed last night

 

[Spinoza]

My friends last bame is Pon and I was with him last night, Kind of a coincidence j guess

 

[ryantheconnolly]

well shit

 

[SterlingArcher]

in the forest off some dirt road camping next to some lift at keystone. charging my phone in some bathroom before i head back to my tent. Beers all gone so time for bed