The "Im Drunk" Thread

Next time i'm drunk I promise i'll come and post exactly what will be goin' on in my mind and at the party. Well i'll try because my eyes are tricky when i'm drunk!
 
playing call of duty and drinking every time I die. I wish I wasnt so good at this game then I could get drunk faster.
 
well this thread applies to me too abd i had to end the night short cause i got a lax tournament tomorrow and i gotta wake up at like 5 30
 
Free access to the VIP pre-tasting party for the COlorado Brewers FEstival I worked at the weekend got me damn shwasty friday night. Woke up and checked my camel pack the next day to find my wallet and found 5 pint glasses in it. I had no idea 5 pint glasses could even fit in my camel pack. One of the brewers refused to pour me sample size drinks and kept pouring me full pints so that I'd have to chug the whole thing before I could sample another brewery's beer. What a dick!
 
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...not when you live there and go to Wash, DC like I am in now. I'm like 8 drinks deep which usually gets me hammed, but I'm only slightly buzzed. Not fair!
 
No bueno! SHOTS! haha

Usually when I drink in breck i am always in a hot tub, plus high altitude, so it takes me like 4 beers to get wasted haha. Usually back in kansas 8 or 9 does the job well.
 
So farr, Copper treating me well! Took the lift up to the top (and back), played some mini golf, and my buddy's mom picked up my dinner and bar tab! 6 beers in and I am substantially drunk, gotta love the altitude. Tomorrow: longboard to Breck!!! WOOOOOO!!!
 
i searched for like an hour last night looking for this thread and couldn't find it, i sometimes wonder how drunk i really get haha
 
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