The "Im Drunk" Thread

[alexat955]

I wish I was more drunk tonight sucked dick

 

[Backyard.Skier]

fucking russians

 

[TRASHY.]

Fucking canadians, my body is ready. Hello

 

[TRASHY.]

And anathema is hot, someone claim him before I do

 

[PON3]

Try an American on for size. Hi there how are things? Im john, its a pleasure to meet you

 

[pbandj]

Tesla was Austrian, not american.

 

[PON3]

No shit Sherlock. You completely overlooked the point of those memes.

 

[Backyard.Skier]

hahahahahahaha

at least i was a at russian bar!

 

[PON3]

ohhhhh hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

 

[Forest.]

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerpsy derpsss

 

[NPF]

Feeling grrrrrrrrrreat!

 

[asapCferg]

I LOVE IN THE GAYEST TOWN EVER GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYYYYY GHEEEEYYYYYYYYY fuck it

 

[Big_Spence]

GIN AND TEAS FOR DAYZZZZ.

but tomorrow is tuesday? for real? fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

 

[84891jnf92048]

siiiiiiiiiiick

 

[pbandj]

p-town?

 

[PON3]

LOOOOUUUDDD NOISES!!!!!

ughhhh soooo hungover!!!!

 

[.Hugo.]

Why is it I only ever see this thread during the day on weekdays. I have not once seen it at night or when i'm drunk.

 

[Mr.Sloth]

Real talk

 

[asapCferg]

nah right outside of portland

 

[PON3]

Its just me, but when ever I post on this thread is the weekdays because Im here getting drunk with my friends. On the weekend I dont post much on it because I am always out, unless I want to be Mr. Antisocial and whip out my phone and use that while at the bar.

 

[ThaLorax]

Dude, if you created the thread, just go into "my threads" and then click "created threads". WHAMMY.

 

[PON3]

I think I deleted it because the thread kinda died :/

 

[maximiliaan]

FUCK YEAH!

 

[HorsecockTony]

Give this guy another beer.

 

[EC-Skier]

well im prtty fuckin drunk with slahvay hahaha. fuck the haters hahaa

 

[PON3]

playing drinking games with the old highschool friens, and its my 22nd b day woooooooo lets go!!!!!!!

 

[Toaster-Tony]

#dvrk?

 

[Spinoza]

fml

 

[Big_Spence]

3 is the magic number?) morning story

 

[NPF]

Tequuuila party. partying in boxers, girls just in bras and panits. soldi fucking party! yeeee

 

[PON3]

you better tell that story.

Woke up super hung over after gong out to the bars for my birthday, and what do you do on your birthday to take away tge hangover?

Made me a screwdriver lol Keeping this going allllll day!!!!

 

[Big_Spence]

haha god damnit.

my girlfriends best friend just broke up with her boyfriend of 2 years (who was a complete douche and treated her extremely poorly, super unhealthy relationship) and we had a pretty solid threeway going for a good amount of time. sadly it didn't go beyond making out because 1/2 started throwing up.

 

[Toaster-Tony]

lmao. I hear puking is always a pretty big cockblock.

 

[PON3]

Never stops me

 

[pbandj]

puke, brush your teeth, back to mackin' hunnies.

 

[ThaLorax]

Proven technology.

 

[Lemuel]

4 hours of sleep is not enough gahhhhh!

 

[AT-AT]

Drunk cow riding. Idk whats going on.

 

[charcharbinks]

i m wasted rightt now!

 

[Jane6]

aaah legit fuckin day!! also why are always the super good looking ones completely retarded???

 

[ThaLorax]

This could be said for both sexes.

 

[alexat955]

Working on it

 

[alexat955]

fuck tonight. Im so ready for summer

 

[Big_Spence]

two people on a scooty is fun as FUCCK!

 

[Chief.Queef]

Fuck I haven't been drunk since like march. Glad it's summer. Stay safe.

 

[JeremyClarkson]

been drunk for 3 days strait!

wake up and raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage mouthafukas@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[CliffyByro]

7 days of drunkenness in Prague, literally feel like death right now. never have i ever consumed so much beer in such a short space of time

 

[PON3]

+K only because of your damn icon. Made me crack up

 

[SterlingArcher]

someone drank all my beer damnit.

 

[Spinoza]

It's fun to guess kids' ages based on what they write in this thread. 16?