The "Im Drunk" Thread

I am NOT trying to start a shitshow, but since you make it hard to moderate LM I will ask this question (that I am genuinely curious about), in good faith. How do you pick and choose issues to be moral about? Drunkenness and obscenity...fine? But no premarital sex. I don't understand.

 
Drunkkkkk capt'n morgan and pbr hahah damnit, wtf found out some friends don't give a fuck about your best truthful opinion and feelings and will just go after money no matter what hahah dumb shit good thing you don't know what real coke is...pussy sorry end/ rant
 
Basicall;y tonight was not a good night im going thru a hard time why dont you pm me if you care that much. im only human
 
I absolutely understand, I am not trying to make you out to be something terrible. However, when the random peeps in LM post their hearts out about their (supposedly) immoral behavior when they are simply looking for advice, sometimes I feel like they feel the same way - "Tonight was not a good night im going thru a hard time why dont you pm me if you care that much."

We are all only human. Sorry for your troubles, LM is always there if you need any words.
 
gaahhh what was wrong with all the guys tonight? evry douchebag had crwled out of their holes tonight to be obnoxious fucking retards. the minute your penis touches my butthole without me knowing etcc ???!!@@?!
 
Ever have one of those nights when you just don't really get drunk? I've had like 5 beers, 3 shots of bacardi, couple swiggs of smirnof, big mug of coffee and khalua and baileys...not really that drunk. Who knows why... maybe its the altitude!?
 
Glad to hear I'm not the only one that that happens to.

And I'm way too sober for a Saturday night at 10PM.
 
Well Adam, I am feeling a little punch drunk but unforunately will not be partaking in inebriating activities this evening. damn you job!
 
come at me bro...and its probably better than the double strength coffee I drink around this time at night at work myself....
 
dude, im 18 and my friends 19, we decided to go to the bar tonight to try and get in on a beer pong tourney, we both got served and we made it to the championship. We ended up choking on the last cup though :( twas forreal a dope ass night

cool story bro
 
The fact I am on NS and even more profound: the fact that I have made several posts on NSG....... means that I am not in a normal state of mind.

Left side of my face/cheekbone is broken in 4 places, have surgery coming up on Wed... so I've been taking it easy, loungin, trying to stay high as an antenna, trying to get work done (no, not school work), always going for the gold. Even if i get distracted sometimes. Everyone does to some extent.

Ganja is truly a miracle plant, but I divorced mary jane several years ago..... It was time to let go, took a lot to be able to say that. So no , not blazing. Balancing some other things.

But yeah the MDs at the malloxicaoral surgery department at least left me with a bunch of treats to keep that annoying pain away, and from me gettin too down. I joked I didn't get any candy for halloween this year, so they gave me a friendly amount of perks

Posted up real comfortable, everything nice and soft , warm, nice linens, oversized cashmere bathrobe, not that cold but made a nice fire, burning bright and cozy, earlier chalked up like 45mg of addy and downed them with some green tea and cut open a perfectly ripe papaya. Fell into the zone for several hours, enjoying the artificial euphoria, fully content, and pure confidence of my mind and my work.....

then a little bit ago, ignoring the sporadic and expected drunk saturday night sounds from outside, i only got up to have some Edememe I boiled with some sea salt, more green tea and ice water, was not feeling bad , but could tell I was coming down slowly and popped 2 perks and just a single kpin, some vitamins and rolled up some turkish/Golden virginia fresh loose tobacco in some ricep apers.

Having the nice low tolerance I have, 30-40 minutes passed before I felt my fingers tingle and myself rather suddenly rather very high, but as always - a high of the most clarity and productive/introspective thought.... wow what a nice mix, they synergized together perfectly. a euphoric, speedy and sedating state, and turned up the bass and surround sound, wrote a couple more pages, finished some design work, lit up a pinner of that tobaccy, now about to sign off, let my eyes rest from the LEDs, shawty is finishing her smaller sized papaya. Then I'll drink more green tea, and tell her its doming time, which she is quite amazing at . then after probably go to sleep. And sleep well. And almost forget that on wed 3 titanium plates will have to be drilled into the bones in my face.

There is always a time to pop bottles, get ignant. tonight is not. No reason to hate on anything. Facing a bottle is most likely much worse for you than enjoying this occasional balance of moderate mixing synthetic wonders
 
I had to add bottles on the top. I had extra duct tape, NOOO BIG

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whats up wit you???? im enjoying a nice beer, wondering the internet on stumble upon and watching eyetrip. Class at 8 and I dont give a fuck!!!
 
So I drank so much tonight that I snorted about a gram and a half of weed, and then shot a bb gun off a metal flamingo into my neck..... wtf!
 
Sounds like you....uhhh.... had one hell of a night?

btw you will shoot your eye out.

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And as for me I am quite drunk as well. Just finished a beerpong game and dominated.
 
drunjk enough to beg my friend to buy me a jiberish choppin wood.

then struggle for 15 minutes trying to send him money on paypal through a fucking celll phone.
 
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