The "Im Drunk" Thread

How am I awake right now with a hangover that isn't that bad? I also coulda won some Klint skis at the levelbi9 premier at UVM last night, but I got the yelled ats for having a beer in my hand when I went up front :(
 
Thats shity :( and I just woke up from last night and I had to read that with one eye closed because I am still drunk.
 
haha i have all the time in the world. it's just generally not worth sitting at my desk for 8 hours taking gear questions hungover out of my mind
 
FUCKIN FINALLY!

Visiting my bro at queens, always wanted to contribute.

Flip the cup champ.
 
FUCKIN FINALLY!

Visiting my bro at queens, always wanted to contribute.

Flip the cup champ.
 
jesus, this is the thread i was looking for. i am really surprised i can write this right now. laced? naw jk. but really?? nein !? shit that was from a different part of the night.

new paraGRAPH ! so, yknow to whoever cares, i went for a fun little, wait im going to say wittle cause thats what i wanted to say. shit. so i went for a wittle fun with my sober friend in his blazer, when on a soaked old skinny dirt road, that was fucking awesome. gapped a rooad too. Boxxy ! i see youre on tonight and elgato. but ive heard some STUFF about you and i think i should leave it at that (l l b i n . i took out every second letter in that to code it ;) and there is a missing space. double tripple that word jaaa.

final paragraPH, time to actu... wow just had to put in a pizza. but there was a pan in the oven so it was hot and i had to carefully remove it . safely. now im jamming with some pretty chill people.

fuck .. uh CONCLUSION?? ya i think sao . this paragraph stucture is horrid. and even i know that . and i know that i know that. i got that. uh. ski compe saturday and same with a midterm. im as fucking stressed as a middle eastern teenager not knowing who his parents have arrange the wedding with. wow that was probably a super bad metaphore. i could say something abou tthat but ill stop.but sick medaphores papa lanks in that chemickals in my butt.
 
I may or may not have sat by myself outside in 40 degree weather trying to watch shooting stars by myself after giving a kid shit for not having seen a shooting star in his life.

But seriously, if any of you are up beore dawn, there's supposed to be 20-30 shooting stars per hour tonight. It's called he Oronoids. too fucking tired to keep staring at nothing without hawkwardly falling asleep in a public field.....
 
drunken drama.. never a good thing to mediate when you're more smashed than the parties involved.. thirty thursday 4 lyfe.
 
oh damn, i never thought of that. i should get my dad to play with me next time i'm home. he'd think it's hilarious.
 
Why am I such a pussy with girls? like I get them to talk but I can never seal the deal....fuck me!!!!!!!
 
Man up and take chances, its scary but if you do it, it might go well, but if you crash and burn, then on to the next, first talking to a girl is the hardest part, and since u got that part down, itll be easy for youu, there are millions of girls in the world. dont stress it
 
Yea it just sucked cuz I was talking to three girls at the same time at the party and was feeling it, I was just being my usual drunk self and talked for too long and forgot to close out, and only got one number. Oh well still have 2 years left in college.

/firstworldproblemsrant
 
haaaa focus ur energy into one girl instead of three per party and ur chances should infinetly improve, i guerentee it, or just get said 3 girls way more drunk and then orgy??
 
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