The "Im Drunk" Thread

Do people still use this thread?

If so, i am goign to bed.

peace Newschoolers.co,m/ns/forum/replythread.thread_id/6367911/

Let the force be with you.
 
finally home!!! had a great jight, best dj in a long tike eventhough he looked like. a 13 year old haha
 
FUCK YOU UVM POLICE YOu DONT HAVE AUTHORITY ON SHIT! Give me my flask back, I don't fucking care that I had to pour my booze out, I just want all those stickers back that I put on that balling flask. Figures the first time the po po would pull me over is when I don't even live on campus anymore.......
 
Man I met this chick I though was from washington, but shes actually from cali. what the shit? She said she was from washington, but I think she said she was actually from not washington. fuck it i wont remmber tomorrow. anywho, we beat the bears, so I dont give a shit .. but still she was fine.

 
at first i thought you fell asleep on your keyboard, then i realized it actually says something
 
every one raged hard last night, best posts i have seen in this thread in a while! +K to every one who is shmammered.
 
got a lecture at 9am tomorrow with my friend. its 3:30am and both of us are fucked. cannot be fagged with sleeping so fuck it, lets party bitches
 
drunk as fuck on a monday,

yeah its now monday fuckers, so i dont wnt to hear shit about how i'm drunk on a sunday,.
 
not drunk now.

But it's been a good weekend between me and my room mate.

Throw in some drinks at the bars and some 4Lokos, and boom! Party

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Classy.

Best I've personally tried was a $9.99, 24 pack of Brew City. Comes in 3 flavors for your enjoyment, Light, Ice, or Lager. They skimped so much on the packaging that the "cardboard" would literally rip apart when you pulled the case out of the fridge.
 
second day of the academic year, second day "tipsy" :)

god i missed college :)

also landed my first cork 10 out of a trampoline today :)

why do i end all my sentences with :)
 
ok, drunkenness has worn off now being above your "teawater" is a dutch expression meaning you're tipsy/drunk
 
had to drink a dirty pint last night consisting of two shots of raspberry sourz, a shot of lime vodka, guiness, cider, baileys and rose tequila. barely remember a thing after that
 
every time i shave i get asked if i'm old enough to be at the party/bar/wherever i am. usually turns out that i'm older than the douchebag asking.
 
when people are durnk they fuckin love playing with my hair. and i lov eit too. and i love being drunk! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
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